Dirty Takeaway Pictures Volume 3

[eskidavies]

guindilias said:

Used to do the same job, I still have the gas line number in my head after 17years - 0800 002 001
Had to report every sniff of gas before they would send the boys out to fix it... and the phone script - "can you turn off the gas if possible please" hold on, I'm a gas engineer and this is in the central reservation of a motorway "and please open all the windows "Done!" and do not turn anything electrical on or off "There are no light switches here" then please leave the house and stay at a safe distance. "What? sorry, can't hear you darlin', trying to light a ciggy and the traffic is really loud"....

Thank fk I don’t do leakage im a contractor and just do purge and relights and copper reruns meter moves ,keeps you on your toes though ,and it’s 0800111999

[guindilias]

Not in Northern Ireland it isn't... Phoenix Gas.
Which reminds me, I should order a tankful of heating oil soon... goes great in my old VW Diesel!

[giblet]

Found myself in Brussels today, 8 hour layover on the way to Tokyo.

This meant I could revisit my favourite shawarma shop. I was in Brussels last year as part of a Euro Hoon with some mates and stumbled upon this place.



Round one -



Wandered about for a few hours and then went back for round two -



Currently sat in the departure lounge feeling rather full, bonus is I won’t have to endure plane food as a result. Win win

[General Price]

giblet said:

Found myself in Brussels today, 8 hour layover on the way to Tokyo.

This meant I could revisit my favourite shawarma shop. I was in Brussels last year as part of a Euro Hoon with some mates and stumbled upon this place.



Round one -



Wandered about for a few hours and then went back for round two -



Currently sat in the departure lounge feeling rather full, bonus is I won’t have to endure plane food as a result. Win win

Much too clean,could you not have thrown them on the floor and stamped on them before the photos?

[eskidavies]

Mixed grill




Assembled

[DanielSan]

Forgot to take a pic earlier, fancied a Zinger Tower from KFC for that few weeks and just haven't bothered going. Today I gave in....

Large Zinger box meal with beans because KFC gravy is terrible. Shush, it is. And an extra Zinger Tower on its own just to be sure the craving was settled. That was at 2:30 and still full now.

[Cotty]

I wouldn't mind something like this round my way. Roast dinner for £6.50. Only English food I can get delivered is fish and chips.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6226369/S...

[craigjm]

Cotty said:

I wouldn't mind something like this round my way. Roast dinner for £6.50. Only English food I can get delivered is fish and chips.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6226369/S...

When I was working in Leeds they had a similar place called Man V Roast that was open 7 days a week and a large meal with an extra side was a big challenge. Their roast pork with crackling roast was great and ordered through just eat

[guindilias]

Cotty said:

I wouldn't mind something like this round my way. Roast dinner for £6.50. Only English food I can get delivered is fish and chips.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6226369/S...

The meat looks like it came from one of those packs of pre-sliced beef/chicken/ham... for £6.50 you aren't going to get anything terribly tasty!

[ambuletz]

Even if he were serving crap meat there are people that are happy to buy and eat it. hats off to him. I'd love to have a business that gets so popular you can end up charging more and only having to open up at limited times.

I remember watching a john torode programme where a sushi shop owner in auz used to open up every day, but he got so popular he only opened up 1-2 times a day. same thing with a some fish and chip shop that was voted the best one in the UK.. they only open for afew hours during lunch and that's it.

[FiF]

ambuletz said:

Even if he were serving crap meat there are people that are happy to buy and eat it. hats off to him. I'd love to have a business that gets so popular you can end up charging more and only having to open up at limited times.

I remember watching a john torode programme where a sushi shop owner in auz used to open up every day, but he got so popular he only opened up 1-2 times a day. same thing with a some fish and chip shop that was voted the best one in the UK.. they only open for afew hours during lunch and that's it.

http://www.uptonchippy.co.uk

Coal fired chippy, not dirty takeaway per thread, but glorious. Queues round the block, metaphorically speaking, Friday evening, Saturday Lunch only.

On the Welsh lad selling Sunday dinners, fair play to him, but they don't look a patch on the Leeds Man v Roast place.

[C70R]

eskidavies said:

Nothing from me I’m loveing I the weight loss comments earlier ,I’ll sit it out breakfast in morn then beer .wifes away ..watch here,flat on settee requesting Alexa to bang some drum. And bass

Congrats. Probably the hardest sentence I've ever tried to read. Still not really sure what you're on about...

[HaroldBishop]

This filled a corner on Saturday night...

Bag of scraps not pictured, I made a sandwich with them and chucked the rest over the chips.

[Usget]

C70R said:

eskidavies said:

Nothing from me I’m loveing I the weight loss comments earlier ,I’ll sit it out breakfast in morn then beer .wifes away ..watch here,flat on settee requesting Alexa to bang some drum. And bass

Congrats. Probably the hardest sentence I've ever tried to read. Still not really sure what you're on about...

I stuck it in Google Translate so you don't have to.

"Having enjoyed an evening of plentiful refreshment, I have, however, refrained from partaking in the kind of sustenance upon which I have built my reputation. Revelling in the earlier compliments as regards my waistline, I have decided to abstain until the morning's repast, which will nevertheless be followed by further refreshment. Since my faithful spouse is away and I am therefore unlikely to disturb anyone through my actions, I am taking the opportunity to relax on my sofa, using the voice-control functionality of my smart speaker device to request some banging choons."

[eskidavies]

Usget said:

C70R said:

eskidavies said:

Nothing from me I’m loveing I the weight loss comments earlier ,I’ll sit it out breakfast in morn then beer .wifes away ..watch here,flat on settee requesting Alexa to bang some drum. And bass

Congrats. Probably the hardest sentence I've ever tried to read. Still not really sure what you're on about...

I stuck it in Google Translate so you don't have to.

"Having enjoyed an evening of plentiful refreshment, I have, however, refrained from partaking in the kind of sustenance upon which I have built my reputation. Revelling in the earlier compliments as regards my waistline, I have decided to abstain until the morning's repast, which will nevertheless be followed by further refreshment. Since my faithful spouse is away and I am therefore unlikely to disturb anyone through my actions, I am taking the opportunity to relax on my sofa, using the voice-control functionality of my smart speaker device to request some banging choons."

spot on don’t I could have put it like that ,very good sir

[eskidavies]

This was called a special curry ,peas ,onions ,mushrooms -and chunks of chicken with chips ????fking poor ,shocking ,crap and £5.25 thank fk I ordered a pie as well ,should’ve gone next door and had the special bab I had last week ,I did find some pea and onion under neath the chips along with a few morsels of chicken,I hope there’s some snacks in the cupboard later ,

[soad]

Someone's pissed.

[castex]

DanielSan said:

have to say I can't fault a burger place that asks how you want the meat cooked. Don't think I've been to anywhere in the UK that does that.

That's because undercooked minced beef is a gamble. It's not steak.

[anonymous-user]

DanielSan said:

Had a stag weekend in Wroclaw last week, the usual fast food choices were considered for quick lunch in between all the drink, then we stumbled upon a place that does these, and beer.

This particular effort is their Chorizo burger, have to say I can't fault a burger place that asks how you want the meat cooked. Don't think I've been to anywhere in the UK that does that.

90% of the hipster burger joints in London ask or specifiy in their menu that it's cooked medium.

[amusingduck]

castex said:

DanielSan said:

have to say I can't fault a burger place that asks how you want the meat cooked. Don't think I've been to anywhere in the UK that does that.

That's because undercooked minced beef is a gamble. It's not steak.

From the supermarket maybe. If you're grinding your own mince it's far less risky, IIRC.