Dirty Takeaway Pictures Volume 3

[kev1974]

illmonkey said:

Yes.

Not sure why it's that bad eating no a bus. it was hardly packed!

Everyone probably got off due to the stench from it!

[Frank7]

illmonkey said:

Burwood said:

what is it. chips, cheese and ketchup?

Yes.

Not sure why it's that bad eating no a bus. it was hardly packed!

It wouldn’t matter if the bus had been empty, after you’d been on it with that pile of steaming ordure, the stench would have lingered all the way to the end of the line, like that would have bothered you eh?

[anonymous-user]

Frank7 said:

It wouldn’t matter if the bus had been empty, after you’d been on it with that pile of steaming ordure, the stench would have lingered all the way to the end of the line, like that would have bothered you eh?

Did something bad happen to you on a smelly bus, Frank?

[C70R]

desolate said:

Frank7 said:

It wouldn’t matter if the bus had been empty, after you’d been on it with that pile of steaming ordure, the stench would have lingered all the way to the end of the line, like that would have bothered you eh?

Did something bad happen to you on a smelly bus, Frank?

I'm kinda with him. Eating smelly/hot food on public transport is council in the extreme...

[anonymous-user]

C70R said:

I'm kinda with him. Eating smelly/hot food on public transport is council in the extreme...

we are on a thread called " dirty takeaway pictures volume 3"

Even allowing for hyperbole his replies are a bit over the top
If it offends him so who doesn't he get his butler to carry round some air freshener for his trips on t'buzz?

Edited by anonymous-user on Tuesday 9th October 18:32

[SpeckledJim]

C70R said:

desolate said:

Frank7 said:

It wouldn’t matter if the bus had been empty, after you’d been on it with that pile of steaming ordure, the stench would have lingered all the way to the end of the line, like that would have bothered you eh?

Did something bad happen to you on a smelly bus, Frank?

I'm kinda with him. Eating smelly/hot food on public transport is council in the extreme...

Yeah, but almost anything goes on the late bus. As long as he didn’t throw up, and took the box with him I reckon it’s alright.

[ReaperCushions]

C70R said:

desolate said:

Frank7 said:

It wouldn’t matter if the bus had been empty, after you’d been on it with that pile of steaming ordure, the stench would have lingered all the way to the end of the line, like that would have bothered you eh?

Did something bad happen to you on a smelly bus, Frank?

I'm kinda with him. Eating smelly/hot food on public transport is council in the extreme...

Not council... plenty of inconsiderate tossers do it on all forms of transport. Planes are my pet hate... people coming onboard with a greasy rolled up bag of Burger King to save for when the plane is at cruise... stinking us all out in the meantime. Eat it in the terminal you prick!

[illmonkey]

SpeckledJim said:

C70R said:

desolate said:

Frank7 said:

It wouldn’t matter if the bus had been empty, after you’d been on it with that pile of steaming ordure, the stench would have lingered all the way to the end of the line, like that would have bothered you eh?

Did something bad happen to you on a smelly bus, Frank?

I'm kinda with him. Eating smelly/hot food on public transport is council in the extreme...

Yeah, but almost anything goes on the late bus. As long as he didn’t throw up, and took the box with him I reckon it’s alright.

Wasn't even that pissed, I obviously tidied up as well. I've seen fights and people swinging from stairs to do a flying kick on buses, I think a few chips should be ok!

[sc0tt]

The only thing i hate more than smelly food on public transport is public transport itself.

[Burwood]

desolate said:

C70R said:

I'm kinda with him. Eating smelly/hot food on public transport is council in the extreme...

we are on a thread called " dirty takeaway pictures volume 3"

Even allowing for hyperbole his replies are a bit over the top
If it offends him so who doesn't he get his butler to carry round some air freshener for his trips on t'buzz?

Edited by desolate on Tuesday 9th October 18:32

[BrabusMog]

Adenauer said:

Greshamst said:

Eski, have you ever tried to workout how much you spend on filth a year?

That's like asking someone how much they spend on mods to their track car.

Lads, please don't derail this thread talking about the do's and don't's of eating on public transport, it's one of the few harmonious threads on PH!

[illmonkey]

Surely eating stty cheesy chips on a bus is pretty damn dirty, therefore perfectally aligned with this thread!

[Greshamst]

illmonkey said:

Surely eating stty cheesy chips on a bus is pretty damn dirty, therefore perfectally aligned with this thread!

Exactly. It's the drunk late night bus, not a daytime flight or morning rush hour.

[anonymous-user]

Greshamst said:

illmonkey said:

Surely eating stty cheesy chips on a bus is pretty damn dirty, therefore perfectally aligned with this thread!

Exactly. It's the drunk late night bus, not a daytime flight or morning rush hour.

Surely the offence is tomato ketchup on cheese?

Pure deviance. On a par with bestiality imho.

[Bear-n]

Ketchup on anything is just wrong, unless you're under 10 or cleaning some brass knockers.

[escargot]

A whole page full of ste. Well done boys. Well done. Slow hand clap etc.

Let's get back to the pics of filth shall we?

[Frank7]

desolate said:

Frank7 said:

It wouldn’t matter if the bus had been empty, after you’d been on it with that pile of steaming ordure, the stench would have lingered all the way to the end of the line, like that would have bothered you eh?

Did something bad happen to you on a smelly bus, Frank?

No, I rarely ride the bus, but living in Central London I use The Underground and Overground frequently, there are ample selfish oafs on there in the evening, eating stinking kebabs etc., completely oblivious to passengers desperately trying not to lose their lunch, but as someone said, this is drifting way off thread, my fault, for which I apologise.

[anonymous-user]

Frank7 said:

living in Central London I use The Underground and Overground frequently,

Well if you have Madam Cholet at home waiting to cook a hot meal then you won't need the chippy.

[Frank7]

desolate said:

Frank7 said:

living in Central London I use The Underground and Overground frequently,

Well if you have Madam Cholet at home waiting to cook a hot meal then you won't need the chippy.

I wouldn’t need a chippy, I rarely eat chips, although I’m not totally averse.
If we have takeout, it’s usually Japanese, Lebanese, or occasionally pizza, and I’ll mostly call it in, then pick it up in her car.
I don’t have a Madam Cholet, (no e, gender fluid?), or even a Madame Cholet, nice little Womble that she was, and I think my Nicole wouldn’t be overjoyed if I did.
She, like me, can knock up a decent steak, mushrooms and haricots verts, and take the cork out of a bottle of Merlot.

[anonymous-user]

Frank7 said:

I wouldn’t need a chippy, I rarely eat chips, although I’m not totally averse.
If we have takeout, it’s usually Japanese, Lebanese, or occasionally pizza, and I’ll mostly call it in, then pick it up in her car.
I don’t have a Madam Cholet, (no e, gender fluid?), or even a Madame Cholet, nice little Womble that she was, and I think my Nicole wouldn’t be overjoyed if I did.
She, like me, can knock up a decent steak, mushrooms and haricots verts, and take the cork out of a bottle of Merlot.

I think you may be taking this thread a little seriously