Dirty Takeaway Pictures Volume 3

Dirty Takeaway Pictures Volume 3

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matrignano

4,370 posts

210 months

Thursday 15th November 2018
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eskidavies said:
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1st cheesy bacon flatbread disappointing,need to stack at least 5 ,can’t believe how tiny it was


Glad to have you back, but WTF is that?

I’ve got a Chinese incoming, as a regular contributor but having never actually posted pics of a dirty takeaway before, I feel today is he day.

I just hope I’ll be able to work out how to put the pics up hehe

rsbmw

3,464 posts

105 months

Thursday 15th November 2018
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eskidavies said:
yes




1st cheesy bacon flatbread disappointing,need to stack at least 5 ,can’t believe how tiny it was


That must be the grimmest thing I've ever seen on this thread. Does that mean it wins or loses??

SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

253 months

Thursday 15th November 2018
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rsbmw said:
eskidavies said:
yes




1st cheesy bacon flatbread disappointing,need to stack at least 5 ,can’t believe how tiny it was


That must be the grimmest thing I've ever seen on this thread. Does that mean it wins or loses??
Yeesh, that's hopeless. Like, Falling Down hopeless.

Which lousy miserable franchise of miserable misery did that come from?

ambuletz

10,738 posts

181 months

Thursday 15th November 2018
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that bacon is really sad looking, the wrap must've cost £2 or so. for £3 you could buy a loaf of bread and a pack of bacon for that price. make yourself several epic bacon sarnies all week with more than twice the meat.

BrabusMog

20,164 posts

186 months

Thursday 15th November 2018
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SpeckledJim said:
rsbmw said:
eskidavies said:
yes




1st cheesy bacon flatbread disappointing,need to stack at least 5 ,can’t believe how tiny it was


That must be the grimmest thing I've ever seen on this thread. Does that mean it wins or loses??
Yeesh, that's hopeless. Like, Falling Down hopeless.

Which lousy miserable franchise of miserable misery did that come from?
It's from McDonald's and I think they're £1.50. I have had a few and I'm sure that must be some kind of photo trickery as that looks tiny compared to the ones I've had. But they are utterly grim - the bread is really greasy to the point you have to wipe your fingers after each bite. Not good at all but definitely "dirty" so worthy of inclusion here.

Hugh Jarse

3,507 posts

205 months

Thursday 15th November 2018
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7 quid lunch Derby
food coma 2pm
got four meals out of it

ambuletz

10,738 posts

181 months

Thursday 15th November 2018
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£1.50 for the double cheeseburger is IMO the best value food item on McDs list.

Cotty

39,544 posts

284 months

Thursday 15th November 2018
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SpeckledJim said:
Yeesh, that's hopeless. Like, Falling Down hopeless.

Which lousy miserable franchise of miserable misery did that come from?
Im thinking McDonalds

matrignano

4,370 posts

210 months

Thursday 15th November 2018
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Driven by a strong half-bottle of Amarone (15.5% ABV) raptus, I wolfed down 8 dim sums before the “plating” pic.
Here is a salt & pepper squid side with a main of beef flank curry in egg fried rice.
The whole lot cost £30 (cause london).




And this is what’s left about 8 minutes later. The two potato bits can go and fk themselves


Back to the Amarone now, might complement it with some vodka later

eskidavies

5,373 posts

159 months

Thursday 15th November 2018
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BrabusMog said:
SpeckledJim said:
rsbmw said:
eskidavies said:
yes




1st cheesy bacon flatbread disappointing,need to stack at least 5 ,can’t believe how tiny it was


That must be the grimmest thing I've ever seen on this thread. Does that mean it wins or loses??
Yeesh, that's hopeless. Like, Falling Down hopeless.

Which lousy miserable franchise of miserable misery did that come from?
It's from McDonald's and I think they're £1.50. I have had a few and I'm sure that must be some kind of photo trickery as that looks tiny compared to the ones I've had. But they are utterly grim - the bread is really greasy to the point you have to wipe your fingers after each bite. Not good at all but definitely "dirty" so worthy of inclusion here.
No camera trickery just a phone photo,it was tiny ,my finger are chunky but not fat



Was expecting this


Mine was from pont Abraham services j49 m4

Usget

5,426 posts

211 months

Thursday 15th November 2018
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SpeckledJim said:
matrignano said:
Eski are you ok?
Found on the floor of a stolen ice cream van covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.

Police reckon he topped himself.
GUFFAW

BrabusMog

20,164 posts

186 months

Thursday 15th November 2018
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Must have made them smaller then, Eski - the ones I had a while back were bigger than that. Would rather pay double and just get a mcmuffin though biggrin

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 15th November 2018
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ambuletz said:
£1.50 for the double cheeseburger is IMO the best value food item on McDs list.
or the bigmac hack..


SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

253 months

Thursday 15th November 2018
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Hugh Jarse said:

7 quid lunch Derby
food coma 2pm
got four meals out of it
effing WOW. that's right up my street. And about an hour and a half away.

SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

253 months

Thursday 15th November 2018
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matrignano said:
Driven by a strong half-bottle of Amarone (15.5% ABV) raptus, I wolfed down 8 dim sums before the “plating” pic.
Here is a salt & pepper squid side with a main of beef flank curry in egg fried rice.
The whole lot cost £30 (cause london).




And this is what’s left about 8 minutes later. The two potato bits can go and fk themselves


Back to the Amarone now, might complement it with some vodka later
£30? British pound sterling? GBP? Did you send a hotel limo to go and get it? Or a helicopter?

£30?

£30.00? not £3.00? not £13.00? Did it come with a half hour voucher from adultwork?

SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

253 months

Thursday 15th November 2018
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ambuletz said:
£1.50 for the double cheeseburger is IMO the best value food item on McDs list.
I agree.

Has this thread ever done the McDonald's Challenge?

£20 must be spent, only one drink may be purchased, and a maximum of two of any one menu item. One hour allotted.

Some of you on here will blitz it.

matrignano

4,370 posts

210 months

Thursday 15th November 2018
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One of the top rated Chinese in my area, apparently.
Still cheaper than the wine...


thetapeworm

11,230 posts

239 months

Thursday 15th November 2018
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SpeckledJim said:
I agree.

Has this thread ever done the McDonald's Challenge?

£20 must be spent, only one drink may be purchased, and a maximum of two of any one menu item. One hour allotted.

Some of you on here will blitz it.
I'd rather eat the £20 in 1p's

ChemicalChaos

10,393 posts

160 months

Thursday 15th November 2018
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thetapeworm said:
SpeckledJim said:
I agree.

Has this thread ever done the McDonald's Challenge?

£20 must be spent, only one drink may be purchased, and a maximum of two of any one menu item. One hour allotted.

Some of you on here will blitz it.
I'd rather eat the £20 in 1p's
Quite a few of my colleagues have tried to do a "20 mcnuggets in under 2 minutes" challenge on our usual friday trips to maccies. Whenever I know one of those is on, I politely find an excuse to stay in work for lunch, so I dont have to witness the grim spectacle.

eskidavies

5,373 posts

159 months

Friday 16th November 2018
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BrabusMog said:
Must have made them smaller then, Eski - the ones I had a while back were bigger than that. Would rather pay double and just get a mcmuffin though biggrin
That was the first one I’ve tried,been meaning to for a while hearing adverts on radio.I’ll have to get another now from different place just to compare,I’ll do same photo,also get a bagel or muffin as backup with a bag of greasy goodness ,ye olde hash brown
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