Dirty Takeaway Pictures Volume 3

[Trustmeimadoctor]

Tea!

[eskidavies]

Last nights left overs

[kev1974]

Trustmeimadoctor said:

Tea!

can't decide if the goop on the right looks more like vomit or dodgy poo

[anonymous-user]

[quote=eskidavies]Last nights left overs

/quote]

I find they taste better. always reminds of the legendary left over Chinese spring rolls a poster posted.

[Trustmeimadoctor]

kev1974 said:

Trustmeimadoctor said:

Tea!

can't decide if the goop on the right looks more like vomit or dodgy poo

It was supposed to be korma sauce

[SHutchinson]

eskidavies said:

Last nights left overs

Do you ever cook?

[easytiger123]

I've said it before but...Eski I salute you. A quite staggering devotion to filth.

[carinatauk]

Trustmeimadoctor said:

kev1974 said:

Trustmeimadoctor said:

Tea!

can't decide if the goop on the right looks more like vomit or dodgy poo

It was supposed to be korma sauce

Vomit it is then

[rsbmw]

carinatauk said:

Trustmeimadoctor said:

kev1974 said:

Trustmeimadoctor said:

Tea!

can't decide if the goop on the right looks more like vomit or dodgy poo

It was supposed to be korma sauce

Vomit it is then

I need to know what's going on on the left plate. Clockwise I make it

Veg pakora
Chicken pakora
Dosa (?)
Sheekh Kebab (?)
Doner
Random slice of something?
Chicken tikka

[Stockman14]

The wife ordered this little lot for us on Saturday night.

[rsbmw]

Floral plate and a fork. Where did I leave that popcorn emoticon.

[ambuletz]

Stockman14 said:

The wife ordered this little lot for us on Saturday night.

marry her now.

[anonymous-user]

Over the years there's been a real power shift in the filth stakes, it used to be Cotti I seem to remember, Gallardoguy appeared out of nowhere and took up the greasy gauntlet with his catering sized casserole dishes, I had a damn good go one year with something like 100 orders on Just-Eat, then Roper 'came from behind' when I stepped down and then more recently Eski popped up and became grand champion.

Sterling effort sir.

[Trustmeimadoctor]

rsbmw said:

carinatauk said:

Trustmeimadoctor said:

kev1974 said:

Trustmeimadoctor said:

Tea!

can't decide if the goop on the right looks more like vomit or dodgy poo

It was supposed to be korma sauce

Vomit it is then

I need to know what's going on on the left plate. Clockwise I make it

Veg pakora
Chicken pakora
Dosa (?)
Sheekh Kebab (?)
Doner
Random slice of something?
Chicken tikka

Onion bahji
Chicken pakora
No idea
Sheekh kebab
Donner
fk knows
Chicken tikka

[Stockman14]

rsbmw said:

Floral plate and a fork. Where did I leave that popcorn emoticon.

Rose gold coloured fork as well!!

[Stockman14]

ambuletz said:

Stockman14 said:

The wife ordered this little lot for us on Saturday night.

marry her now.

Done!

[eskidavies]

Spotted this in ikea and instantly thought DTA thread ,no I didn’t buy one ,need to calm down not buy a receptacle to put even bigger amounts in

[craigjm]

eskidavies said:

Cheesy bacon box thing



Eaten on my living room floor as I’ve taken sofa to tip awaiting new one ,only there’s a kfc not far down road

What did you think to KFC’s “new fries”

[Cotty]

eskidavies said:

Spotted this in ikea and instantly thought DTA thread ,no I didn’t buy one ,need to calm down not buy a receptacle to put even bigger amounts in

Trouble is it won't go though the dishwasher. You need something like a Mason Cash bowl.

[SpeckledJim]

eskidavies said:

Spotted this in ikea and instantly thought DTA thread ,no I didn’t buy one ,need to calm down not buy a receptacle to put even bigger amounts in

My Sun Wah chilli oil would make a disastrous mess of that.

(Incidentally, takeaway fans, Sun Wah chilli oil is the absolute dog's bks. I'm consuming it by the half-pint. No personal connection other than being a raving, raving fan).