Dirty Takeaway Pictures Volume 3

Dirty Takeaway Pictures Volume 3

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illmonkey

18,200 posts

198 months

Saturday 8th December 2018
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Not competing with above, but it’s a dirty takeaway consumed on an oven tray...

S&S HK Chicken
Chicken chow mien


eskidavies

5,371 posts

159 months

Sunday 9th December 2018
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rsbmw said:
Coke zero, you on a diet or something?
It’s the wife’s that she had with the pissy burger,I’m a lemonade person or in this case pints of vimto squash due to salty mouth

NWTony

2,849 posts

228 months

Sunday 9th December 2018
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SpeckledJim said:
KFC must have the largest difference between expected brilliance and awful execution.

I often think "God I could kill for a KFC" (usually when driving past a billboard) yet so often it's just total rubbish. I only go perhaps twice a year, and reckon half the time I regret it.
This. Every time. I think KFC need to get the people who run McDs and pay them a lot more.

Cotty

39,542 posts

284 months

Sunday 9th December 2018
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usual chinese

Jonno1991

50 posts

75 months

Sunday 9th December 2018
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eskidavies said:
Mixed grill



Got a Donner pizza also to pick at later as I’ve eaten early



Grill wasn’t that big


So the pizza had to have a seeing to ,so much for nibbles later



Can’t see them 3 lasting either ,good job I went to Lidl’s on route for bab,had to have a plan b for later nibbles in case of the inevitable
Cracking effort that pizza looks quality mate!

craigjm

17,955 posts

200 months

Sunday 9th December 2018
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Double mcDonalds chicken myselection




Cupramax

10,480 posts

252 months

Sunday 9th December 2018
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I don’t partake in this thread due to my constant fight with my ever expanding waist, but I do regularly browse to laugh at the quantity some of you lot put away laugh

Just out of interest are any of you noticing Chinese takeaways vanishing where you are? We had three good ones in our village up until recently, but the last one closed today, they said they’d been priced out of business due to sky high rents. We still have 2 Indians and a Kebab/Pizza/Burger emporium for after pub goodies when the munchies strike.

castex

4,936 posts

273 months

Sunday 9th December 2018
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Thank you for raising this. I think we all need to be on our guard at this point.

anonymous-user

54 months

Sunday 9th December 2018
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it's the golden age of filth, praise the lord of takeaways.

red_slr

17,234 posts

189 months

Monday 10th December 2018
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Cupramax said:
I don’t partake in this thread due to my constant fight with my ever expanding waist, but I do regularly browse to laugh at the quantity some of you lot put away laugh

Just out of interest are any of you noticing Chinese takeaways vanishing where you are? We had three good ones in our village up until recently, but the last one closed today, they said they’d been priced out of business due to sky high rents. We still have 2 Indians and a Kebab/Pizza/Burger emporium for after pub goodies when the munchies strike.
I suspect card / online sales have a big part to play. Cheap food is great but when the profit margins are slim a lot of these places relied on the fact they paid little in the way of tax and NI (not saying I agreed with that but that was a genuine business model they used in the 80s, 90s and even early 2000s). These days its virtually impossible to run a business like that and that's probably having a big impact.

ajprice

27,484 posts

196 months

Monday 10th December 2018
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Deep fried Christmas dinner, in a Scottish chippy because of course it is. £10. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-bu...




rsbmw

3,464 posts

105 months

Monday 10th December 2018
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and a battered 18" dildo, perfect

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 11th December 2018
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rsbmw said:
and a battered 18" dildo, perfect
That’s not batter, it’s just not been cleaned for a while.........yikesvomit

giblet

Original Poster:

8,853 posts

177 months

Tuesday 11th December 2018
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red_slr said:
I suspect card / online sales have a big part to play. Cheap food is great but when the profit margins are slim a lot of these places relied on the fact they paid little in the way of tax and NI (not saying I agreed with that but that was a genuine business model they used in the 80s, 90s and even early 2000s). These days its virtually impossible to run a business like that and that's probably having a big impact.
I know of a few cash only takeaways that still exist. Some of them don’t do deliveries either but still manage to get decent custom.

Much like Uber causing tax issues for taxi drivers the likes of Just Eat have caused issues for those takeaway owners who liked to cook their books.

Oakey

27,567 posts

216 months

Tuesday 11th December 2018
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NWTony said:
SpeckledJim said:
KFC must have the largest difference between expected brilliance and awful execution.

I often think "God I could kill for a KFC" (usually when driving past a billboard) yet so often it's just total rubbish. I only go perhaps twice a year, and reckon half the time I regret it.
This. Every time. I think KFC need to get the people who run McDs and pay them a lot more.
I call this 'KFC Remorse' because it happens every time I eat it.

SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

253 months

Tuesday 11th December 2018
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Oakey said:
NWTony said:
SpeckledJim said:
KFC must have the largest difference between expected brilliance and awful execution.

I often think "God I could kill for a KFC" (usually when driving past a billboard) yet so often it's just total rubbish. I only go perhaps twice a year, and reckon half the time I regret it.
This. Every time. I think KFC need to get the people who run McDs and pay them a lot more.
I call this 'KFC Remorse' because it happens every time I eat it.
Thanks, I'll be adopting this.

It's like Beer Shame, which is happening increasingly often as I get older.

Oakey

27,567 posts

216 months

Tuesday 11th December 2018
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SpeckledJim said:
Thanks, I'll be adopting this.

It's like Beer Shame, which is happening increasingly often as I get older.
It seems a recurring theme with KFC because my mates all feel the same way; "mmm, I really fancy KFC". *5 minutes after eating it* "That was st and I feel like st, never again!". A year later "mmm, I fancy KFC"...

It probably explains why they're never that busy, those people who are in there are just making their annual pilgrimage to be reminded that it's st.

Also, not to be confused with 'McDonalds Remorse' which works along the lines of "I'm still hungry, why didn't I buy more!"

C70R

17,596 posts

104 months

Tuesday 11th December 2018
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giblet said:
I know of a few cash only takeaways that still exist. Some of them don’t do deliveries either but still manage to get decent custom.

Much like Uber causing tax issues for taxi drivers the likes of Just Eat have caused issues for those takeaway owners who liked to cook their books.
It's my hope that the adoption by small retailers of the myriad card payment solutions will eventually kill off the awful businesses (takeaways, corner shops) who either don't accept card or have a ridiculous minimum spend.
When the bloke who delivers a small trolley of brownies to our office on a Friday can take contactless payment for a £2 brownie, there's no excuse for the crappy corner shop telling me I need to spend £10 before I can use a card to buy a bottle of water.

Cotty

39,542 posts

284 months

Tuesday 11th December 2018
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giblet said:
red_slr said:
I suspect card / online sales have a big part to play. Cheap food is great but when the profit margins are slim a lot of these places relied on the fact they paid little in the way of tax and NI (not saying I agreed with that but that was a genuine business model they used in the 80s, 90s and even early 2000s). These days its virtually impossible to run a business like that and that's probably having a big impact.
I know of a few cash only takeaways that still exist. Some of them don’t do deliveries either but still manage to get decent custom.

Much like Uber causing tax issues for taxi drivers the likes of Just Eat have caused issues for those takeaway owners who liked to cook their books.
Im now torn between not using Just Eat because they take a commission losing the restaurant revenue . Or using Just Eat as it forces the restaurant to pay their fair share of tax.

Mr E

21,616 posts

259 months

Tuesday 11th December 2018
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SpeckledJim said:
KFC must have the largest difference between expected brilliance and awful execution.

I often think "God I could kill for a KFC" (usually when driving past a billboard) yet so often it's just total rubbish. I only go perhaps twice a year, and reckon half the time I regret it.
No power last night until 3am. Child that required feeding. Couldn’t be arsed to break out the camping gear or light the bbq.

KFC boneless box between 3 of us. BBQ beans and gravy.
It was pretty good, if not hugely healthy.

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