Dirty Takeaway Pictures Volume 3

Dirty Takeaway Pictures Volume 3

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rsbmw

3,464 posts

105 months

Thursday 6th February 2020
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SpeckledJim said:
Anyone got any good solutions to keto-friendly takeaway filth?
What you want to do is order a large mixed kebab, extra chips and then cry into it whilst eating your cucumber. Once done, throw it away.

matrignano

4,370 posts

210 months

Thursday 6th February 2020
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SpeckledJim said:
Anyone got any good solutions to keto-friendly takeaway filth?
Large mixed doner/kefta/mixed grill without the bread and chips

SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

253 months

Thursday 6th February 2020
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I wasn't convinced that I could trust the elephants leg not to secretly be stuffed with cheeky carbs.

Chicken and debunned burgers seemed to be the way. Try to mask the lamentable lack of chips with salad drowning in chilli.

skinnyman

1,638 posts

93 months

Thursday 6th February 2020
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basherX said:
From McDonald’s in The Hague. A “Double Crispy Bacon Beef”. Effectively a double quarter pounder with bacon. €4.80 I think.

And Fritessaus which is worth the entry price alone.

The have a double big tasty (bacon as standard) on the menu but I wasn’t up to that much excitement



Question is, will they be relaunching the szechuan sauce when Mulan is released?

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 6th February 2020
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SpeckledJim said:
I wasn't convinced that I could trust the elephants leg not to secretly be stuffed with cheeky carbs.

Chicken and debunned burgers seemed to be the way. Try to mask the lamentable lack of chips with salad drowning in chilli.
choose a good place and should be chicken thighs and yogurt and spices only.

craigjm

17,955 posts

200 months

Thursday 6th February 2020
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matrignano said:
Large mixed doner/kefta/mixed grill without the bread and chips
Commercial doner meat has loads of breadcrumbs in it so that’s out

matrignano

4,370 posts

210 months

Thursday 6th February 2020
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craigjm said:
Commercial doner meat has loads of breadcrumbs in it so that’s out
Even chicken doner?

Gone a bit AMG

6,713 posts

197 months

Thursday 6th February 2020
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matrignano said:
craigjm said:
Commercial doner meat has loads of breadcrumbs in it so that’s out
Even chicken doner?
Decent doner should be about 85% meat. Stick to lamb leg and chicken kebabs you’ll be fine.

A chicken shawarma leave the bread...loads of options. Search for your local Lebanese

BrabusMog

20,150 posts

186 months

Thursday 6th February 2020
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P0pHad a rather disappointing Grand Big Mac with bacon today. It was pretty much cold and then cheese not remotely melted. The 9 nuggets and chips on the side were, conversely, some of the best I can ever remember having laugh I was stuffed after tbf but am now making a steak pie and chips 2.5hrs after eating!



Edited by BrabusMog on Thursday 6th February 19:45

craigjm

17,955 posts

200 months

Thursday 6th February 2020
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matrignano said:
craigjm said:
Commercial doner meat has loads of breadcrumbs in it so that’s out
Even chicken doner?
Don’t know about that but certainly the traditional stuff.

kowalski655

14,640 posts

143 months

Thursday 6th February 2020
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basherX said:
..d. But, whatever it is, it’s awesome on chips.
https://youtu.be/fLIcFP0J5TY?t=85

basherX

2,477 posts

161 months

Thursday 6th February 2020
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kowalski655 said:
Why just have mayonnaise when you can have mayonnaise AND ketchup? Or fritessaus, obviously. The Dutch have progressed in the last quarter century.

Tony427

2,873 posts

233 months

Friday 7th February 2020
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basherX said:
Why just have mayonnaise when you can have mayonnaise AND ketchup? Or fritessaus, obviously. The Dutch have progressed in the last quarter century.
The humble Dutch "Frites Shop" is a positive delight of deep fried goodness. They even do salads for the ladies.

For newcomers to the genre it is important to ask for" Specialle" as a description of your chosen dish , such as "Frikandel Specialle" and "Frites Specialle". This ensures that the delicious horsemeat ( that may not be true) sausage or just chips come with a healthy serving of raw diced onion, a large slug of Fritesaus and an equally large dollop of Kurry Ketchup. It sounds horrible but its absolutely gorgeous.

Having had my frikandel and frites specialle its time to go for the goulash croquette, the veal croquette, the nasiball,and the bami ball. All fried of course. Every time I go to Holland I end up pigging out at a frite shop much to the disgust of the Mrs.

I'm salivating just thinking about it.







illmonkey

18,199 posts

198 months

Friday 7th February 2020
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Disappointing Wagamamas


vaud

50,496 posts

155 months

Friday 7th February 2020
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illmonkey said:
Disappointing Wagamamas
I find them very variable.

illmonkey

18,199 posts

198 months

Friday 7th February 2020
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vaud said:
illmonkey said:
Disappointing Wagamamas
I find them very variable.
Cold, thrown about and lacking flavour. Probably best sitting in, where I’ve never had a problem.

The receptionist even had to drive to Sainsbury’s to meet the Deliveroo driver rofl

Edited by illmonkey on Friday 7th February 13:38

Dermot O'Logical

2,579 posts

129 months

Friday 7th February 2020
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Tony427 said:
basherX said:
Why just have mayonnaise when you can have mayonnaise AND ketchup? Or fritessaus, obviously. The Dutch have progressed in the last quarter century.
The humble Dutch "Frites Shop" is a positive delight of deep fried goodness. They even do salads for the ladies.

For newcomers to the genre it is important to ask for" Specialle" as a description of your chosen dish , such as "Frikandel Specialle" and "Frites Specialle". This ensures that the delicious horsemeat ( that may not be true) sausage or just chips come with a healthy serving of raw diced onion, a large slug of Fritesaus and an equally large dollop of Kurry Ketchup. It sounds horrible but its absolutely gorgeous.

Having had my frikandel and frites specialle its time to go for the goulash croquette, the veal croquette, the nasiball,and the bami ball. All fried of course. Every time I go to Holland I end up pigging out at a frite shop much to the disgust of the Mrs.

I'm salivating just thinking about it.



Oh my. And they have Stroopwafels as well!

Gone a bit AMG

6,713 posts

197 months

Friday 7th February 2020
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A slung together grand Big Mac and sticky bbq chicken.

Disappointing.

basherX

2,477 posts

161 months

Friday 7th February 2020
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Dermot O'Logical said:
Oh my. And they have Stroopwafels as well!
And bitterballen, the bar snack equivalent of crack cocaine.

eskidavies

5,371 posts

159 months

Friday 7th February 2020
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Incoming


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