Dirty Takeaway Pictures Volume 3

[hyphen]

As long as salad makes up a small percentage of the meal its fine.

Besides, limp lettuce and onion aren't really salad. Plus they soak up the fat juices so you eat more dirty!

[Deathmole]

Eleven fifty with two cans of fizz from a place just off of Union Street on Aberdeen, it was good, too. Managed to eat the lot, unlike a mate who just text me to say that he's having the left overs for breakfast.

Can't really remember what the salad was, I was a tad boozy!

[SpeckledJim]

finely sliced white cabbage and onion are nailed-on 'bab requirements. A crucial part. Nothing good can come from their omission.

[Gluggy]

Todays lunch from the chippie around the corner...

Small chips
Cod roe
2 x large battered sausages - didn't have any large left so ended up with 4 small instead for the same money.

Grand total of £4.50



Here's my share :-)

[Butter Face]

I hope you had some peas or curry to break up the starch?

[Gluggy]

Butter Face said:

I hope you had some peas or curry to break up the starch?

Added a good dollop of ketchup after taking the photo if that counts?

[kowalski655]

Not dirty as I had it at the table,& no pic, but for the first time in a year, had double pie & mash with liquor. Then went back for another! Bloody delicious

[Carl_Manchester]

Deathmole said:

Last nights dinner after a few too many beers with friends - my first time out since March, it was good to be out and about again!

England needs to start upping its box meal game. That’s at least the second box of utter box filth posted on this thread from Scotland.

[Drive Blind]

amusingduck said:

Melman Giraffe said:

Is that salad hiding top right?

Salad is a necessary textural addition to any filthy kebab and the salad dodgers are doing it wrong for purely insecurity related reasons

+1

you need the rabbit food crunch to balance the grease

[Drive Blind]

first time i've seen garlic bread in a munchy box

[Deathmole]

Drive Blind said:

first time i've seen garlic bread in a munchy box

Same. No complaints from me, though!

Out for a few pints tomorrow after work, I'll see what's on offer thereafter, I'm hoping for some early evening inspiration from this thread!

[u ok hun xx]

Deathmole said:

Great thread, I'll be right at home here

Last nights dinner after a few too many beers with friends - my first time out since March, it was good to be out and about again!

Two dips, a bread and the lettuce take up a third of that box. That's st vale. Really st. Take the dips and launch them at takeaway mans face.

[Deathmole]

u ok hun xx said:

Two dips, a bread and the lettuce take up a third of that box. That's st vale. Really st. Take the dips and launch them at takeaway mans face.

U ok Hun? xx

[Dibble]

I had fishes and chips the other night. The chippy near me started delivering a while back, which was great. On this order, they messed up and delivered two lots of fish and chips, rather than two fish and one chips. I saved the extra chips and had the the next day, after ten minutes in a hot oven (I wasn’t charged for the extra chips, so double win).

[George7]

From a couple of days ago when a friend came to visit. It was messy, but very nice.

[SpeckledJim]

stunner.

[Butter Face]

Phat Pig! Nice.

[Slow]

Can we nominate a thread winner before end of thread? Only a few pages to go!

[seyre1972]

kowalski655 said:

Not dirty as I had it at the table,& no pic, but for the first time in a year, had double pie & mash with liquor. Then went back for another! Bloody delicious

Double double ....

[SpeckledJim]

seyre1972 said:

kowalski655 said:

Not dirty as I had it at the table,& no pic, but for the first time in a year, had double pie & mash with liquor. Then went back for another! Bloody delicious

Double double ....

Bottom trouble...