You are on death row - What would you eat?

You are on death row - What would you eat?

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Zetec-S

5,874 posts

93 months

Wednesday 18th July 2018
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anonymous said:
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hehe

I guess that raises an interesting question - if someone was to suffer a severe allergic reaction when eating their last meal, would they go to the trouble of reviving them wobble

CaptainSensib1e

1,434 posts

221 months

Wednesday 18th July 2018
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Start - Cheesburger made with wagyu beef in a brioche bun (no pickles)
Main - Pizza margherita from naples with a dirty garlic bread from Dominoes
Dessert - Roast pork dinner with all trimmings using slow cooked pulled pork and loads of crackling

Yum. Almost worth dying for...

captain_cynic

12,004 posts

95 months

Wednesday 18th July 2018
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Its a common myth that your last meal can be whatever you want. The truth is it's a restricted selection based on what the kitchen has available, what the cook can do, so on and so forth. Some places have a budget and a choice on what is available locally.

But a normally they don't even get a choice in what they are fed, not even given a buffet/canteen style choice like the general population, they get a plate taken to their cell (if you're on Death Row in the US, you are there because your dangerous).

Also, the last meal is usually given several days before execution.

Mr Ben

251 posts

177 months

Wednesday 18th July 2018
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captain_cynic said:
Its a common myth that your last meal can be whatever you want. The truth is it's a restricted selection based on what the kitchen has available, what the cook can do, so on and so forth. Some places have a budget and a choice on what is available locally.

But a normally they don't even get a choice in what they are fed, not even given a buffet/canteen style choice like the general population, they get a plate taken to their cell (if you're on Death Row in the US, you are there because your dangerous).

Also, the last meal is usually given several days before execution.
Way to kill a thread smile

coffeebreath

181 posts

93 months

Wednesday 18th July 2018
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Honestly, I wouldn't want to die stuffed to the gunnels feeling like I've got 10oz of st trying to solidify inside of me.

I'd request the finest platter of sashimi and nigiri known to man, with an ice cold Hofbräu, followed by some sickening piece of chocolate cake that would make Nigella's nipples hard.

Alias218

1,496 posts

162 months

Wednesday 18th July 2018
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Ignoring the killjoy's post, with what little joy there is in a last meal, I'd ask for a massive quantity of heroin and then go out on my own terms not having any idea what's going on.

That and a dozen family size bags of crisps.

I believe that counts as dinner in some circles.

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 18th July 2018
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Zetec-S said:
hehe

I guess that raises an interesting question - if someone was to suffer a severe allergic reaction when eating their last meal, would they go to the trouble of reviving them wobble
Probably cos Murica, might get sued otherwise

I reckon somewhere like Venezuela they'd just save the electric

ciege

424 posts

99 months

Wednesday 18th July 2018
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Whisky
Steak
Whisky
Apple pie and custard
Whisky

Can I have whisky smile

Would they let you go either drunk or extremely hung over?

abzmike

8,382 posts

106 months

Thursday 19th July 2018
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Cheese

Vanordinaire

3,701 posts

162 months

Thursday 19th July 2018
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Definitely try Fugu for the first time...What's the worst that could happen?

S100HP

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12,678 posts

167 months

Thursday 19th July 2018
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Vanordinaire said:
Definitely try Fugu for the first time...What's the worst that could happen?
I had to look up fugu. WTAF?! Why would anyone want to eat that?

Frank7

6,619 posts

87 months

Thursday 19th July 2018
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AB said:
I think I'd struggle to eat...
Me and you both, knowing that in a few hours, people were going
to strap me down and kill me wouldn’t do much for my appetite.

sc0tt

18,041 posts

201 months

Friday 20th July 2018
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All you can eat buffet.

Don’t stop eating.

Profit.

Djtemeka

1,811 posts

192 months

Friday 20th July 2018
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Pussybiggrin

XJSJohn

15,966 posts

219 months

Friday 20th July 2018
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freshly made century egg just for me ... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Century_egg

S100HP

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12,678 posts

167 months

Friday 20th July 2018
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XJSJohn said:
freshly made century egg just for me ... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Century_egg
Wonder what they taste like?

XJSJohn

15,966 posts

219 months

Friday 20th July 2018
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S100HP said:
XJSJohn said:
freshly made century egg just for me ... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Century_egg
Wonder what they taste like?
absolute ste, very heavy on the ammonia .... but i get 100 years of appeals whilst they are waiting for my fresh egg to "mature"



99dndd

2,084 posts

89 months

Friday 20th July 2018
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Sirloin steak, skinny fries and loads of pepper sauce.

Uncle John

4,286 posts

191 months

Friday 20th July 2018
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Many moons ago a programme was on showing inmates that were condemned to the electric chair.

It was common knowledge they would have the largest sloppiest meals they could manage, litres of ice cream for example, because when the switch was flicked they would banjax their pants therefore making the biggest mess possible......

DaveGoddard

1,192 posts

145 months

Friday 20th July 2018
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Nothing.