You are on death row - What would you eat?

You are on death row - What would you eat?

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Sticks.

8,753 posts

251 months

Friday 20th July 2018
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Last breakfast, Cheerios.

Thankyou4calling

10,603 posts

173 months

Friday 20th July 2018
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Full English.

Mug of Tea

Copy of the sun

I’m off!

Bonefish Blues

26,745 posts

223 months

Friday 20th July 2018
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A really good loaf of sourdough, one of granary, good butter with a sea salt crunch would be just fine, but some Blue Shropshire, a Farmhouse Cheddar and some lovely ripe tomatoes to slice with fking huge knife would add a certain something.

m3jappa

6,426 posts

218 months

Friday 20th July 2018
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Frank7 said:
AB said:
I think I'd struggle to eat...
Me and you both, knowing that in a few hours, people were going
to strap me down and kill me wouldn’t do much for my appetite.
And me. I'm a big eater but if i'm worried about something i literally have zero appetite.

Having the worry of being executed later that day would probably ensure i spent the day on the toilet and didn't eat for a good few weeks before hehe

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

135 months

Friday 20th July 2018
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Sticks. said:
Last breakfast, Cheerios.
hehe

J4CKO

41,562 posts

200 months

Friday 27th July 2018
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My way out...

Strudul

1,585 posts

85 months

Friday 27th July 2018
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S100HP said:
XJSJohn said:
freshly made century egg just for me ... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Century_egg
Wonder what they taste like?
Kind tastes like a boiled egg, but a bit off and with an awful texture.

Wacky Racer

38,162 posts

247 months

Friday 27th July 2018
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4oz of Lion midget gems followed by a white large Toblerone.

lick

joshleb

1,544 posts

144 months

Friday 27th July 2018
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Starter - Decent smoked bacon on a fresh baguette, heavily buttered with Heinz ketchup
Main - Tender steak, not fussed about the cut, skinny fries, onion rings
Dessert - Big bar of cadbury dairy milk

Then go into a food coma until I get called

Pebbles167

3,445 posts

152 months

Friday 27th July 2018
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A large glass of orange juice and toothpaste and a black severely burned piece of toast.

Stedman

7,220 posts

192 months

Friday 27th July 2018
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“I did not get my Spaghetti-O’s, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.”

I would choose a steak

Cotty

39,542 posts

284 months

Saturday 28th July 2018
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Thankyou4calling said:
Full English.

Mug of Tea
Beat me to it that is exactly what I would have.
Eggs, bacon, sausage, no beans, mushrooms, hash brown and black pudding,

Bandit110

298 posts

104 months

Saturday 28th July 2018
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Think I'd ask for a carryout

jet_noise

5,650 posts

182 months

Saturday 28th July 2018
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Is one allowed a location too?

In which case langoustines at the Applecross Inn.

Bonefish Blues

26,745 posts

223 months

Saturday 28th July 2018
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jet_noise said:
Is one allowed a location too?

In which case langoustines at the Applecross Inn.
I think you're on the right lines but I would go for the Summer Isles Hotel or Scarista House as my location of choice smile

NoVetec

9,967 posts

173 months

Saturday 28th July 2018
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Starter - Fresh foie gras with melba toast and a spiced apricot chutney, served with a Burgundy blanc de noirs.

Main - Tournedos Rossini accompanied with an Amarone (2012 vintage).

Dessert - Amalfi Lemon Meringue followed by an Irish coffee.

Testaburger

3,683 posts

198 months

Saturday 28th July 2018
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Cotty said:
Beat me to it that is exactly what I would have.
Eggs, bacon, sausage, no beans, mushrooms, hash brown and black pudding,
Same. Add grilled tomatoes.

That, or a thick, medium-rare slab from the centre of a good beef rib roast.

Cup of strong tea either way.

Trophy Husband

3,924 posts

107 months

Saturday 28th July 2018
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Liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

soad

32,896 posts

176 months

Sunday 29th July 2018
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Trophy Husband said:
Liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Hannibal Lecter? wink

eharding

13,711 posts

284 months

Sunday 29th July 2018
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soad said:
Trophy Husband said:
Liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Hannibal Lecter? wink
...and that is the sort of diet that gets you onto Death Row in the first place.