Dirty Takeaway Pictures (Vol. 4)

[Alex L]

illmonkey said:

“Employee”

Yep, was very handy as I got the other half’s EVM for £2.29

[ambuletz]

blatent 'look at me I have a mustang' photo. lol

[Jim on the hill]

ambuletz said:

blatent 'look at me I have a mustang' photo. lol

No clothes though

[Alex L]

Jim on the hill said:

ambuletz said:

blatent 'look at me I have a mustang' photo. lol

No clothes though

Bingo on both counts

[illmonkey]

Ok, I got this.

Current standard issue macca’s
Collected in store, no employee discount
Food scattered around car
Natural habitat for a Clio 182
Steering wheel in shot
Clothed

[Bacon Is Proof]

This thread is meant to be about dirty takeaways, not McCardboard.
Where are the forum police when you need them?

[BrabusMog]

illmonkey said:

Current standard issue macca’s
Collected in store, no employee discount
Food scattered around car
Natural habitat for a Clio 182
Steering wheel in shot
Clothed

[SpeckledJim]

BrabusMog said:

illmonkey said:

Current standard issue macca’s
Collected in store, no employee discount
Food scattered around car
Natural habitat for a Clio 182
Steering wheel in shot
Clothed

Be fair to him, it must have been agony deciding whether to show us his burger or his watch.

Maybe he showed his watch on the next photo, and tipped his burger into his lap.

[hyphen]

illmonkey said:

Ok, I got this.

Current standard issue macca’s
Collected in store, no employee discount
Food scattered around car
Natural habitat for a Clio 182
Steering wheel in shot
Clothed

[Alex L]

illmonkey said:

Ok, I got this.

Current standard issue macca’s
Collected in store, no employee discount
Food scattered around car
Natural habitat for a Clio 182
Steering wheel in shot
Clothed

Good effort and appreciate the visit as it pays my salary, keeping me in cars and watches :-)

[illmonkey]

Alex L said:

illmonkey said:

Ok, I got this.

Current standard issue macca’s
Collected in store, no employee discount
Food scattered around car
Natural habitat for a Clio 182
Steering wheel in shot
Clothed

Good effort and appreciate the visit as it pays my salary, keeping me in cars and watches :-)

What, this? No I nicked this. My MO, innit. Can't you tell, with the boy racer car and red trainers.

You tell Ron, yea, to put the trays back, how do I do hannys in the car park now?

I don't get the watch comment...

[Alex L]

illmonkey said:

What, this? No I nicked this. My MO, innit. Can't you tell, with the boy racer car and red trainers.

You tell Ron, yea, to put the trays back, how do I do hannys in the car park now?

I don't get the watch comment...

Just do reverse doughnuts instead...

Watch comment was in reference to the below, which I presume was aimed at me?

SpeckledJim said:

Be fair to him, it must have been agony deciding whether to show us his burger or his watch.

Maybe he showed his watch on the next photo, and tipped his burger into his lap.

[illmonkey]

Alex L said:

illmonkey said:

What, this? No I nicked this. My MO, innit. Can't you tell, with the boy racer car and red trainers.

You tell Ron, yea, to put the trays back, how do I do hannys in the car park now?

I don't get the watch comment...

Just do reverse doughnuts instead...

Watch comment was in reference to the below, which I presume was aimed at me?

SpeckledJim said:

Be fair to him, it must have been agony deciding whether to show us his burger or his watch.

Maybe he showed his watch on the next photo, and tipped his burger into his lap.

But what made SJ comment about a watch?

[BrabusMog]

illmonkey said:

Alex L said:

illmonkey said:

What, this? No I nicked this. My MO, innit. Can't you tell, with the boy racer car and red trainers.

You tell Ron, yea, to put the trays back, how do I do hannys in the car park now?

I don't get the watch comment...

Just do reverse doughnuts instead...

Watch comment was in reference to the below, which I presume was aimed at me?

SpeckledJim said:

Be fair to him, it must have been agony deciding whether to show us his burger or his watch.

Maybe he showed his watch on the next photo, and tipped his burger into his lap.

But what made SJ comment about a watch?

Some dude over on the watch thread took a photo of a lovely looking Daytona and had his E-Type steering wheel in plain view so my guess is something to do with that

Can someone buy a kebab and take a photo of it

[Alex L]

BrabusMog said:

Some dude over on the watch thread took a photo of a lovely looking Daytona and had his E-Type steering wheel in plain view so my guess is something to do with that

Can someone buy a kebab and take a photo of it

That's where I got my inspiration. Next time I'll get both in the shot and seeing as it's a motoring forum I thought it'd be allowed

[BrabusMog]

Alex L said:

BrabusMog said:

Some dude over on the watch thread took a photo of a lovely looking Daytona and had his E-Type steering wheel in plain view so my guess is something to do with that

Can someone buy a kebab and take a photo of it

That's where I got my inspiration. Next time I'll get both in the shot and seeing as it's a motoring forum I thought it'd be allowed

Don't forget the 3 side Selects when you do

[SpeckledJim]

BrabusMog said:

illmonkey said:

Alex L said:

illmonkey said:

What, this? No I nicked this. My MO, innit. Can't you tell, with the boy racer car and red trainers.

You tell Ron, yea, to put the trays back, how do I do hannys in the car park now?

I don't get the watch comment...

Just do reverse doughnuts instead...

Watch comment was in reference to the below, which I presume was aimed at me?

SpeckledJim said:

Be fair to him, it must have been agony deciding whether to show us his burger or his watch.

Maybe he showed his watch on the next photo, and tipped his burger into his lap.

But what made SJ comment about a watch?

Some dude over on the watch thread took a photo of a lovely looking Daytona and had his E-Type steering wheel in plain view so my guess is something to do with that

Can someone buy a kebab and take a photo of it

This. Common (and excruciating) form in the watch forum is to include a premium brand steering wheel in the shot of your new premium brand watch.

I suppose it's appropriate that we got two rather more blue-collar (and all the better for it) American legends together in Alex L's post.

All in good humour, fair play Alex.

[Alex L]

SpeckledJim said:

This. Common (and excruciating) form in the watch forum is to include a premium brand steering wheel in the shot of your new premium brand watch.

I suppose it's appropriate that we got two rather more blue-collar (and all the better for it) American legends together in Alex L's post.

All in good humour, fair play Alex.

Don't worry, I'm going all out on my next photo and look forward to illmonkey trumping me again.

All taken that way and was expecting some abuse as soon as I posted the photo.

Anyhow, apologies for disrupting the usual filth photos. As you were

[illmonkey]

Thanks for clearing it up fellow dirty gits.

As Alex says, onwards with the filth! *prods Eski

[bristolbaron]

This week I’ve mostly been helping an elderly American gentleman..