Dirty Takeaway Pictures (Vol. 4)

Dirty Takeaway Pictures (Vol. 4)

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eltawater

3,114 posts

180 months

Monday 2nd August 2021
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BrabusMog said:
eltawater said:
I'm out in the sticks so I can either wait 40-50 minutes for a pizza to be delivered from an indie in town or I can drive the 6 minutes to the Dominos in the next village and collect it smile Because we're in different counties, the Dominos computer says no for delivery biggrin

Edited by eltawater on Monday 2nd August 09:06
I think they’re telling you porkies, there’s a Dominos’s in Sandhurst that delivers to Berkshire, Hampshire and Surrey biggrin
The website says no and offers collection only from all three branches local to me. I can certainly call them up and do it over the phone as I have in the past but I really can't be bothered with all that due to the amendments and faffing with offer codes I've had to do in the past.

Besides, it's 6 minutes for me to drive there and be certain I'll be getting my food in a timely fashion than to wait for someone to get round to delivering to me biggrin

BrabusMog

20,181 posts

187 months

Monday 2nd August 2021
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eltawater said:
BrabusMog said:
eltawater said:
I'm out in the sticks so I can either wait 40-50 minutes for a pizza to be delivered from an indie in town or I can drive the 6 minutes to the Dominos in the next village and collect it smile Because we're in different counties, the Dominos computer says no for delivery biggrin

Edited by eltawater on Monday 2nd August 09:06
I think they’re telling you porkies, there’s a Dominos’s in Sandhurst that delivers to Berkshire, Hampshire and Surrey biggrin
The website says no and offers collection only from all three branches local to me. I can certainly call them up and do it over the phone as I have in the past but I really can't be bothered with all that due to the amendments and faffing with offer codes I've had to do in the past.

Besides, it's 6 minutes for me to drive there and be certain I'll be getting my food in a timely fashion than to wait for someone to get round to delivering to me biggrin
Haha, this is true, and there’s usually a collection deal as well which is cheaper than delivery biggrin

CharlesdeGaulle

26,315 posts

181 months

Monday 2nd August 2021
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craigjm said:
Both and also stuff like food management. Most people don’t have their fridges stacked properly and don’t have things labelled effectively in the fridge with dates on them and stuff like that. They also don’t have a programme of deep cleans for things like fridges and ovens and all that. Cross contamination would probably be an issue too and lots more. My point is that a restaurant that gets one star is not necessarily dirty, grimy and covered in mouse droppings etc which is what people expect. It is just as likely to be the fact that they handle food much like you would at home
Interesting stuff, thanks. You've made me think actually; I think my fridge is pretty clean but when I try to remember when I last emptied it and washed and disinfected it properly, I really can't remember ever doing it! That's now on the weekend jobs list.

Drive Blind

5,098 posts

178 months

Monday 2nd August 2021
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Jonno1991 said:
now that's what this thread is about

well done clap

Dan_1981

17,404 posts

200 months

Monday 2nd August 2021
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Takes me back to the good old days of CSV.

Leon R

3,213 posts

97 months

Monday 2nd August 2021
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Can't believe that I missed you were in Bicester eski as it is my hometown!

If you find yourself that way again get yourself some filth from Byallmeans for pizza and kebabs or the Sun Wah in Langford Village for Chinese.

Melman Giraffe

6,759 posts

219 months

Monday 2nd August 2021
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Dan_1981 said:
Love our local Indian... Lamb Rim Jhim. (snigger) chippies, poppadoms, garlic naan. Obligatory big cobra.






Curry with Chips redcard

Same as Chinese with Chips redcard

What is the world coming to?

illmonkey

18,216 posts

199 months

Monday 2nd August 2021
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Melman Giraffe said:
Curry with Chips redcard

Same as Chinese with Chips redcard

What is the world coming to?
Nout wrong with a bit of fusion cuisine

Slow

6,973 posts

138 months

Monday 2nd August 2021
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illmonkey said:
Melman Giraffe said:
Curry with Chips redcard

Same as Chinese with Chips redcard

What is the world coming to?
Nout wrong with a bit of fusion cuisine
Chips 100% go with a Chinese. You should try some of the types which aren’t plain chips.

Agree they don’t belong with a curry though!

Drive Blind

5,098 posts

178 months

Monday 2nd August 2021
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Slow said:
Chips 100% go with a Chinese. You should try some of the types which aren’t plain chips.

Agree they don’t belong with a curry though!
what about a chinese curry ? hehe

Dan_1981

17,404 posts

200 months

Monday 2nd August 2021
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You're all wrong.

Special fried rice with Chinese.

Chips with Indian.

Teebs

4,416 posts

216 months

Monday 2nd August 2021
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Slow said:
Chips 100% go with a Chinese. You should try some of the types which aren’t plain chips.

Agree they don’t belong with a curry though!
Our decent place does really good Salt & Pepper chips, stacked with MSG - lovely.

S70JPS

619 posts

221 months

Monday 2nd August 2021
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Chinese staple. Half rice half chips. If in southern Ireland a long tray. Big aluminium takeaway tray half rice half chips and curry sauce. There is an Irish knack to it though. I order a takeaway and sometimes (in the olden days) would go for a pint whilst waiting. The time I had a long tray we had 6 pints before we ordered and a couple whilst waiting. His SWMBO was not impressed. Mine just laughed.

mw88

1,457 posts

112 months

Monday 2nd August 2021
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Teebs said:
Slow said:
Chips 100% go with a Chinese. You should try some of the types which aren’t plain chips.

Agree they don’t belong with a curry though!
Our decent place does really good Salt & Pepper chips, stacked with MSG - lovely.
There's only 1 thing better than Salt & Pepper/Chilli chips from the Chinese....


Greshamst

2,075 posts

121 months

Tuesday 3rd August 2021
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It’s the dirty takeaway thread, chips go with everything.
There are no rules here. Just filth.

C70R

17,596 posts

105 months

Tuesday 3rd August 2021
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Slow said:
C70R said:
Slow said:
London is disappointing. Trying to find a nasty greasy king kebab and everywhere seems to be trying to be clean non thread worthy food frown
Do you mean to say that you couldn't find a single dirty takeaway among the almost 9,000 establishments?

Far be it for me to question your methods, but I don't think you're trying very hard...
If you go onto just eat or Uber eats etc when you type in king kebab it comes up with 0 offerings. Not to say I couldn’t find food just not the thing I wanted!
I've lived in London for 15 years, and all around the country before, and I've never heard of a "king kebab".

Did you consider perhaps using different search terms, like "mixed kebab"?

hyphen

26,262 posts

91 months

Tuesday 3rd August 2021
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+1 Not come across a king kebab neither.

What is it

anonymous-user

55 months

Tuesday 3rd August 2021
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hyphen said:
+1 Not come across a king kebab neither.

What is it
ALDI do it.

it is just a chicken kebab. Most kebab places will do it.

Drive Blind

5,098 posts

178 months

Tuesday 3rd August 2021
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hyphen said:
+1 Not come across a king kebab neither.

What is it
In central scotland a king kebab means it comes with a naan, the standard kebab comes with a pitta bread.

So for each type of kebab - doner, chicken, shish, etc - you get a king version.
The normal one will come in a polystyrene container, the king version comes in a pizza box.
Some places will offer a choice of naan in your king kebab eg garlic or cheese.

Scroll back to see a king mixed bab i posted about 10 days ago.


ambuletz

10,756 posts

182 months

Tuesday 3rd August 2021
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kebab with naan is relatively unheard of in london. it's almost always had with pitta bread or a turkish pide. only time you might see naan is if it's a sheekh kebab, which is like a wrap using naan and sheekh kebab (thin kofte) inside.