Dirty Takeaway Pictures (Vol. 4)

[giblet]

I get what you mean. Last night from a different chippy



Small fish butty. Completely different style of batter

[MattsCar]

I don't know whether or not it is simply a case of the oil not being hot enough or overloading the fryer.

[Chunkychucky]

l354uge said:

Chunkychucky said:

Nice, looks tasty! Good effort with the fish butty on the side, where was the Parmo from? Being the fat c*nt I am I always feel a bit hungry afterwards if the parmo doesn’t fill the pizza box and the chips/rabbit food boxed separately

Kullars fish bar in Hinckley, the family moved down from Teeside and thankfully brought parmos with them!

Edited by l354uge on Friday 19th April 23:53

HINCKLEY?! Excellent - furthest South I’ve seen somewhere doing a proper Parmo (weekend street food places excepted), fair play to them

[bodhi]

A cornucopia of deep fried salt and a pepper stuff, with rice and noodles.

[Jon91]

[Short Grain]

Jon91 said:

WTF is that? Looks like somebody shook the box then jizzed on it! Did you upset somebody? Seriously Dirty, just not in a good way!

[tamore]

and possibly sharted on it too?

[Greshamst]

What is it? It’s not a pizza, it’s not a kebab. Looks like kebab meat on a pizza base?

[MattsCar]

My guess is garlic bread pizza, mixed meat kebab, mayo and curry sauce.

Filthy.

[tim jb]

arse gravy. lovely that is

[tim jb]

some kind of desert?

[zedx19]

The fact no-one knows what it is speaks volumes, this is of course, the DIRTY takeaway thread. I thought dessert at first, but looks like it's chicken on it? Whatever it is, it is absolutely grim and ideal for this thread.

[Gary29]

That's up there with the worst I've seen on here, looks like someone puked on a plain naan.

[Jon91]

It was

Chicken donner
Lamb donner
Lamb shish
Chicken shish
Kofte

All on a 10 inch garlic bread with jalapenos

Sauces were homemade chilli, garlic yoghurt and kebab salad dressing which I believe is quite specific to East coast Scotland where im based

[C5_Steve]

Jon91 said:

Love the fact you just posted that without comment If this thread needed a profile pic it'd be that abomination. Great stuff, looks awful and I want a slice.

[zedx19]

Jon91 said:

It was

Chicken donner
Lamb donner
Lamb shish
Chicken shish
Kofte

All on a 10 inch garlic bread with jalapenos

Sauces were homemade chilli, garlic yoghurt and kebab salad dressing which I believe is quite specific to East coast Scotland where im based

All the sauces look very homemade, produced by the last person to eat one of these things. I particularly like the burnt edge of the garlic bread, the meat that looks like it's been scraped out of a rats bumhole, I see no jalapenos and the chicken looks like pure rubber, it's one of the best things ever to be posted on here, amazing stuff. How much did this box of dirt cost?

[Jon91]

Honestly it was much better than it looks ha!

Not the cheapest it was 24 quid but was between 2 of us a very occasional treat for obvious reasons!

[illmonkey]

Jon91 said:

Honestly it was much better than it looks ha!

Not the cheapest it was 24 quid but was between 2 of us a very occasional treat for obvious reasons!

Dafuq?!

[DirktheDaring]

Welcome Jon, you’ve just won the thread sir, bravo.

[Catweazle]

Not sure about how it compares to CSV but it is a contender.