The Great Breakfast photo thread (Vol. 2)

The Great Breakfast photo thread (Vol. 2)

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seyre1972

2,647 posts

144 months

Tuesday 16th March 2021
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craigjm said:
seyre1972 said:
Haha I didn’t pull you up hehe just noticed the item wasn’t in your list. Chinese curry is my favourite from a. Chinese take out
No worries - just busting your chops .... smile

Bacon Is Proof

5,740 posts

232 months

Friday 19th March 2021
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Real butter: spreadable.

Bacon: cooked.

Egg: runny.

Sandwich: perfect.

Missus: happy.

RC1807

12,555 posts

169 months

Friday 19th March 2021
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Bacon Is Proof said:
craigjm said:
I’ll get my coat..... hehe
Don't worry, Sammo123 lowered the bar so much you'd struggle to push that plate under it. hehe
rofl

C70R

17,596 posts

105 months

Friday 19th March 2021
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That sandwich is quite close to perfection.

UTH

8,987 posts

179 months

Friday 19th March 2021
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C70R said:
That sandwich is quite close to perfection.
I was thinking the same, although this type of sandwich is one of the few times I use Ketchup.

Bacon Is Proof

5,740 posts

232 months

Friday 19th March 2021
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Cheers.
I was going to suggest that the egg shaking method was total bks, but that is a shaken egg straight into the pan with not a hint of yolk prodding. Fairly central considering my whole house is on the wonk.
Egg #2 coming up.

UTH

8,987 posts

179 months

Friday 19th March 2021
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Bacon Is Proof said:
Cheers.
I was going to suggest that the egg shaking method was total bks, but that is a shaken egg straight into the pan with not a hint of yolk prodding. Fairly central considering my whole house is on the wonk.
Egg #2 coming up.
Really?? I thought that shaking thing was a joke......may have to try this tomorrow on the usual Saturday hangover.

Bacon Is Proof

5,740 posts

232 months

Friday 19th March 2021
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So far it's a sample of one, so not at all conclusive.

Short Grain

2,778 posts

221 months

Friday 19th March 2021
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Bacon Is Proof said:
Real butter: spreadable.

Bacon: cooked.

Egg: runny.

Sandwich: perfect.

Missus: happy.
Just missing a little ketchup as someone said, otherwise almost perfect!! lick

Bacon Is Proof

5,740 posts

232 months

Friday 19th March 2021
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The yolk is the sauce. smile

If egg #2 was any more off centre I would have been cooking a Venn diagram.
End result here:


But to get it that central I had to tilt the pan and nudge it over with the heat turned up to quickly hold it in place whilst dragging some white with a spoon into the void it left.
Considering I've never previously had much trouble keeping my yolk central, I will assume the advice was shenanigans.
Also I previously mentioned that I left the top slice unbuttered, but as you can see I use a cheeky spot of butter in the middle to encourage yolk migration but more importantly protect the bread from going soggy. Apologies for the omission.
(Egg wasn't cooked perfectly either, but this one was for me, so not bothered.)

BrabusMog

20,184 posts

187 months

Friday 19th March 2021
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UTH said:
Bacon Is Proof said:
Cheers.
I was going to suggest that the egg shaking method was total bks, but that is a shaken egg straight into the pan with not a hint of yolk prodding. Fairly central considering my whole house is on the wonk.
Egg #2 coming up.
Really?? I thought that shaking thing was a joke......may have to try this tomorrow on the usual Saturday hangover.
I did it yesterday and it worked in as much as I didn't get catch the yolk and split it, but it wasn't centralised in my egg when cooked biggrin


TeeRev

1,644 posts

152 months

Friday 19th March 2021
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Birthday Breakfast this morning.


Bacon Is Proof

5,740 posts

232 months

Friday 19th March 2021
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As was my last fry-up, happy birthday.

Bacon Is Proof

5,740 posts

232 months

Friday 19th March 2021
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Nope, I tried not to but...

Seeing as it's your special day, would you like me to finish cooking that bacon for you?

hehe

craigjm

17,972 posts

201 months

Friday 19th March 2021
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TeeRev said:
Birthday Breakfast this morning.

Do we allow avocado on a FEB?

trackdemon

12,193 posts

262 months

Friday 19th March 2021
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craigjm said:
TeeRev said:
Birthday Breakfast this morning.

Do we allow avocado on a FEB?
Phuk no!

TeeRev

1,644 posts

152 months

Friday 19th March 2021
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Bacon Is Proof said:
Nope, I tried not to but...

Seeing as it's your special day, would you like me to finish cooking that bacon for you?

hehe
That's the farm shop butchers bacon, it's not like the supermarket stuff with lots of water in, the flavour is superb and it's best only lightly cooked. I usually try to crisp the fat up a bit more than that though, just in a hurry to get to my pressies this morning.smile

TeeRev

1,644 posts

152 months

Friday 19th March 2021
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trackdemon said:
craigjm said:
TeeRev said:
Birthday Breakfast this morning.

Do we allow avocado on a FEB?
Phuk no!
Apologies for lowering the tone! My wife got me into it by telling me it was healthy and that if I had some avocado I could balance it with more bacon, sausages and black pudding, a fair trade off I think, I've actually got to like it now though.;)

CharlesdeGaulle

26,319 posts

181 months

Friday 19th March 2021
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BrabusMog said:
I did it yesterday and it worked in as much as I didn't get catch the yolk and split it, but it wasn't centralised in my egg when cooked biggrin

I think an off-centre yolk is the least of my worries with that! laugh

BrabusMog

20,184 posts

187 months

Friday 19th March 2021
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
I think an off-centre yolk is the least of my worries with that! laugh
laugh I whacked some chorizo in with the sketty tbf.