The Great Breakfast photo thread (Vol. 2)

[peter tdci]

seyre1972 said:

peter tdci said:

trackdemon said:

Cotty said:

trackdemon said:

Where did this abbreviation of of peanut butter and marmite come from? It looks kinda dumb

It is retarded and Richieboy3008 spaming the Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner threads has ruined them for me. On one he posted a bought sandwich from Tesco, that is really not in the spirit of these threads.

Glad it's not just me then, I just think the poster must be a bit thick or is pretending to be thick. Marmite is fking horrible anyway, but that's for a another day

Some posters refer to 'scramblies' or 'shrooms' on this thread. What's the the difference?

Really ?

Scramblies = scrambled eggs
Shrooms = Mushrooms

Thanks - I had deciphered those two. Just as I did for 'pean' and 'marm'. I'd forgotten about 'oops' and 'loomi' though.

My point was that they are all words that a four year old might use for their food, so why are some wrong and others are right?

[Bear-n]

Mr lestat said:

Some people call holidays “holibobs”

I want to punch them

Please don't punch my missus.

[Biggus thingus]

We still use words from when the little was young and learning her words, not in public though

Shamoos - sandwich
Yanyans - Onions
Crispies - Chrisps

Ginastics - Gymnastics
Hostable - Hospital

Little things

[Bonefish Blues]

A dishonourable mention for 'poachies'

[bolidemichael]

How about bangers? That's not an offensive colloquialism, surely...

[Richieboy3008]

Pean and jam wich for brec today

[Stuart70]

Richieboy3008 said:

Pean and jam wich for brec today

“PnJwC” surely?

[soad]

Gluggy said:

Was it one of these?

Yes, if from Aldi? I don’t remember looking at the packaging.

[bolidemichael]

No cash, rboy?

[Chunkychucky]

seyre1972 said:

Breakfast - with a Ritchie’esque translation underneath.

English crumpets with Vegemite, and then one with pineapple jam to finish on a sweet note.



Ritchie translation

Cwumps - 1 wit mmite, other wit pnapL Jm ……

Edited by seyre1972 on Thursday 26th May 11:23

I don't profess to speak 'Richie' by any stretch of the imagination, but those appear to be 'Muffs' not 'Cwumps' M'lud!

[illmonkey]

Chunkychucky said:

seyre1972 said:

Breakfast - with a Ritchie’esque translation underneath.

English crumpets with Vegemite, and then one with pineapple jam to finish on a sweet note.



Ritchie translation

Cwumps - 1 wit mmite, other wit pnapL Jm ……

Edited by seyre1972 on Thursday 26th May 11:23

I don't profess to speak 'Richie' by any stretch of the imagination, but those appear to be 'Muffs' not 'Cwumps' M'lud!

Can confirm, was on the muffs this morn. But and marm.

[Mr lestat]

illmonkey said:

Chunkychucky said:

seyre1972 said:

Breakfast - with a Ritchie’esque translation underneath.

English crumpets with Vegemite, and then one with pineapple jam to finish on a sweet note.



Ritchie translation

Cwumps - 1 wit mmite, other wit pnapL Jm ……

Edited by seyre1972 on Thursday 26th May 11:23

I don't profess to speak 'Richie' by any stretch of the imagination, but those appear to be 'Muffs' not 'Cwumps' M'lud!

Can confirm, was on the muffs this morn. But and marm.

Nope sorry that’s not marm, that’s Vegemite or vege or mite or ve

[seyre1972]

Mr lestat said:

illmonkey said:

Chunkychucky said:

seyre1972 said:

Breakfast - with a Ritchie’esque translation underneath.

English crumpets with Vegemite, and then one with pineapple jam to finish on a sweet note.



Ritchie translation

Cwumps - 1 wit mmite, other wit pnapL Jm ……

Edited by seyre1972 on Thursday 26th May 11:23

I don't profess to speak 'Richie' by any stretch of the imagination, but those appear to be 'Muffs' not 'Cwumps' M'lud!

Can confirm, was on the muffs this morn. But and marm.

Nope sorry that’s not marm, that’s Vegemite or vege or mite or ve

Christ - you make 2 honest mistakes - and the crowd (read mob). turn on you … nowt’ as fickle as a PH collective ….

Yes - should have been Muffs, and eagle eyed - it was vmite adorning the 2 nearest in shot.

I offer my sincerest apologies for accuracy fails.

[Gluggy]

soad said:

Gluggy said:

Was it one of these?

Yes, if from Aldi? I don’t remember looking at the packaging.

Thought it looked a bit like something I'd seen in the weekly book type thing. Get the idea and like you say its not bad for making up sandwiches but would rather do a FEB the old fashioned way, although the tray bake method does save on washing up lol.

[illmonkey]

seyre1972 said:

Mr lestat said:

illmonkey said:

Chunkychucky said:

seyre1972 said:

Breakfast - with a Ritchie’esque translation underneath.

English crumpets with Vegemite, and then one with pineapple jam to finish on a sweet note.



Ritchie translation

Cwumps - 1 wit mmite, other wit pnapL Jm ……

Edited by seyre1972 on Thursday 26th May 11:23

I don't profess to speak 'Richie' by any stretch of the imagination, but those appear to be 'Muffs' not 'Cwumps' M'lud!

Can confirm, was on the muffs this morn. But and marm.

Nope sorry that’s not marm, that’s Vegemite or vege or mite or ve

Christ - you make 2 honest mistakes - and the crowd (read mob). turn on you … nowt’ as fickle as a PH collective ….

Yes - should have been Muffs, and eagle eyed - it was vmite adorning the 2 nearest in shot.

I offer my sincerest apologies for accuracy fails.

I was clarifying that they were indeed muffs. Then I said what I had on mine, but and marm. soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....

Rich Tea has crossed a line with vmit tho.

[JKRolling]

[Gone a bit AMG]

Lovely duck egg for a change.

[craigjm]

Gone a bit AMG said:

Lovely duck egg for a change.

Love duck eggs. I never really buy hens eggs anymore

[TR4man]

JKRolling said:

That bacon is cooked just how I like it - too often I’m put off bacon as it is under done.

[Robotron70]

I’m off this morning to the place that served this cracking breakfast, I hope to get the same again -

From 2021 -



Will follow up later with a report and a photo.