The Great Breakfast photo thread (Vol. 2)

[CKY]

UTH said:

Regbuser said:

B&B breakfast, not the best, but included in rate (£53), so not going to refuse it

Bin off the toms and I'm in.

Yeah, heartburn/indigestion on a plate. Replace with a fried slice to accompany the beans instead and it wouldn't be bad, odd the half cooked/half raw bacon offering.

[dickymint]

Typical workshop brekkie this morning….

[bolidemichael]

Doesn't photo too well, perhaps a written description would've been more appropriate and then you could've 'sexed it up' a little, too

[Regbuser]

RichB said:

dickymint said:

UTH said:

Regbuser said:

B&B breakfast, not the best, but included in rate (£53), so not going to refuse it

Bin off the toms and I'm in.

No!! Tinned Toms are ace. Just needs Black Pudding and fried bread for 10/10

Just needed the second piece of bacon cooking

My heart sank when all I heard from the kitchen were microwave pings...

[Rufus Stone]

dickymint said:

Typical workshop brekkie this morning….

When someone said labia for breakfast I bet this wasn't what you had envisaged.

[dickymint]

Rufus Stone said:

dickymint said:

Typical workshop brekkie this morning….

When someone said labia for breakfast I bet this wasn't what you had envisaged.

Just wet myself laughing by googling 'labia for breakfast' and found this................

https://www.vice.com/en/article/mgbx9q/how-to-make...

[seyre1972]

Right - back to Breakfast of a more traditional/non body part ....

Thick cut M&S Smoked bacon, Black pudding, plus an egg, on a wholemeal (healthy option) Breadcake/Bap.



Egg in olive Oil/butter Yolk opened up to avoid banjo effect:



Cross section (not one bite I hasten to add)

[Mr Roper]

Wholemeal though.


Am oooot.

[seyre1972]

Mr Roper said:

Wholemeal though.


Am oooot.

After your last offering .... I'm surprised you've been let back in .....

Wholemeal has flavour, whereas plain white doesn't do it for me.

[CharlesdeGaulle]

seyre1972 said:

Mr Roper said:

Wholemeal though.


Am oooot.

After your last offering .... I'm surprised you've been let back in .....

Wholemeal has flavour, whereas plain white doesn't do it for me.

Ignore the savage. If he doesn't want it I'll have his.

[bolidemichael]

seyre1972 said:

Right - back to Breakfast of a more traditional/non body part ....

Thick cut M&S Smoked bacon, Black pudding, plus an egg, on a wholemeal (healthy option) Breadcake/Bap.



Egg in olive Oil/butter Yolk opened up to avoid banjo effect:



Cross section (not one bite I hasten to add)

The absence of a butter dish and the presence of low sugar/salt condiments makes me suspect that you’ve used margarine…

[seyre1972]

bolidemichael said:

The absence of a butter dish and the presence of low sugar/salt condiments makes me suspect that you’ve used margarine…

BM - yet again, a passive aggressive statement implying that I'm an oik .......

M&S spreadable Butter .... (my choice as like it/tastes like proper butter should) Low Salt/Sugar condiments - SWMBO provisioning choices - I'll pass on your comments .....

I will say - I did in my youth go through a phase of liking Stork Margarine on toast - but then a year boarding, with hot buttered toast for tea, served in the refectory, ahead of prep - followed by dinner - made me appreciate proper butter. No soggy biscuits either.

[Mr Roper]

seyre1972 said:

bolidemichael said:

The absence of a butter dish and the presence of low sugar/salt condiments makes me suspect that you’ve used margarine…

BM - yet again, I'm an oik .



I will say - I did in my youth go through a phase of liking boarding, followed by soggy biscuits.

It's all there. Clear as day.

[seyre1972]

Mr Roper said:

Anyways……

It's all there. Clear as day. - Mr Roper likes faeces on eggs for breakfast.

[Stella Tortoise]

bolidemichael said:

seyre1972 said:

Right - back to Breakfast of a more traditional/non body part ....

Thick cut M&S Smoked bacon, Black pudding, plus an egg, on a wholemeal (healthy option) Breadcake/Bap.



Egg in olive Oil/butter Yolk opened up to avoid banjo effect:



Cross section (not one bite I hasten to add)

The absence of a butter dish and the presence of low sugar/salt condiments makes me suspect that you’ve used margarine…

There’s soy sauce there as well, doesn’t make it a Chinese though.

[Pferdestarke]

Highfield Coffee Social Doncaster. Newly open. Fresh interior. Good workspace. Great coffee and staff.

[Forester1965]

Like it. Bacon maybe needs a smidge more fire.

[RichB]

Forester1965 said:

Like it. Bacon maybe needs a smidge more fire.

I realise you're new but you really haven't got the hang of this. Sausages only cooked on one side, bacon looks raw, beans in a bloody ramikin and breakfast needs proper old fashioned white toast with lashings of butter, not trendy sourdough, wholemeal nonsense. Eggs and mushrooms look good though so 5/10

[paulguitar]

Seems to me the eggs are raw on top and over-crispy upon edge.

[bolidemichael]

Unergonomic plate with a vertical rim, too.