any one know how to make kfc gravy mmmmmmmmm?????

[crackthatoff]

umm like it says really

[mcflurry]

It's normal gravy but with chicken dripping / fat instead of beef

[imbecile]

And extra salt/msg

[crackthatoff]

so whats the recipe then ?

[imbecile]

water + salt

[crackthatoff]

imbecile said:

water + salt

you imbecile i want step by step instructions for my tasty beverage, I want to fill a bargain bucket with the shiit and use one of them spoony fork type efforts to work my way through mmmmmmmmmmm luuurvly

[jmorgan]

Mashed chickens parsons noses with added salt?

[Stu R]

jmorgan said:

Mashed chickens parsons noses with added salt?

and a few pumps from the purple headed custard chucker and some freshly raised lung butter for that authentic "just been served by a disgruntled spotty oik" factor.

enjoy

[feck_on_a_stick]

Dont they cook the chicken and collect all the sh*te that drips out of them in a dish in the floor of the oven? That then somehow gets made into gravy the next day.

I lasted one shift in a KFC when I was 16, so it was a long time ago, but watching that stuff getting made put me off it for the next 10 years - that and the student taking a leak in the fryer.

[jmorgan]

Didn't know they did fried leeks....

[biglepton]

feck_on_a_stick said:

Dont they cook the chicken and collect all the sh*te that drips out of them in a dish in the floor of the oven?

No. Because then it would be Kentucky Baked Chicken, not Kentucky Fried Chicken. The subtle clue is in the name!

[becca_viola]

this whole thread has no place on this forum.

[feck_on_a_stick]

biglepton said:

feck_on_a_stick said:

Dont they cook the chicken and collect all the sh*te that drips out of them in a dish in the floor of the oven?

No. Because then it would be Kentucky Baked Chicken, not Kentucky Fried Chicken. The subtle clue is in the name!

Haha Jesus, I should really send you a prize for spotting that OK the term I should have used was that it's a pressure fryer. But now you mention the name, does that mean all the chicken comes from Kentucky too?