What's the blandest thing you have eaten?

What's the blandest thing you have eaten?

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bint

4,664 posts

225 months

Wednesday 26th March 2008
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Sharief said:
Star fruit.
+1 - looked so pretty, so disappointing. I have a strange feeling that dragon fruit, as mentioned, is the same, I just can't remember what it tastes like.....

wirralranger

141 posts

194 months

Wednesday 26th March 2008
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cauliflower

Catz

4,812 posts

212 months

Wednesday 26th March 2008
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I find boiled potatoes pretty bland, much to the horror of everyone I say that to.

Mr MoJo

4,698 posts

217 months

Thursday 27th March 2008
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Cat food, tried it once out of interest and it tasted of nothing. Very gritty too. No wonder our cats go crazy when they get some tuna hehe

Daggerpie

1,434 posts

202 months

Thursday 27th March 2008
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A chicken Vindaloo at Hassans restuarant in Cheltenham. If you like your curries this is like eating a fluffy cloud!!sleep

Rice cakes are also boring!

PulseTurbo

670 posts

202 months

Thursday 27th March 2008
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Daggerpie said:
If you like your curries this is like eating a fluffy cloud!!sleep
That actually makes it sound very good to me! LOL

SeanyD

3,377 posts

201 months

Thursday 27th March 2008
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LordGrover said:
Quorn.
+1, we tried it a couple of month back as a mince substitute, out of curiosity thinking it can't be that bad - it was !!

Not even close to being a replacement for a chopped up cow.

marctwo

3,666 posts

261 months

Thursday 27th March 2008
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bint said:
Sharief said:
Star fruit.
+1 - looked so pretty, so disappointing. I have a strange feeling that dragon fruit, as mentioned, is the same, I just can't remember what it tastes like.....
Yes, Dragon Fruit looks amazing but tastes like 'some plant stuff'.

missdiane

13,993 posts

250 months

Sunday 30th March 2008
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Another vote for Tofu, needs to be in a spicy curry to make it taste anywhere near decent, all IMO of course

Colonial

13,553 posts

206 months

Monday 31st March 2008
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Choko.

Noger

7,117 posts

250 months

Monday 31st March 2008
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Sweetbreads. Junket ?

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

212 months

Wednesday 2nd April 2008
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'Traditional English Roast'. Least exciting food this side of the packaging from a cornflakes box

ThatPhilBrettGuy

11,809 posts

241 months

Wednesday 2nd April 2008
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Grits out in the States. It really does taste of nothing.

MarkoTVR

1,139 posts

235 months

Saturday 5th April 2008
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Watermelon gets my vote.....surely the result of applying a texture to nothing. Dragon fruit has a taste to me, albeit not a very strong one. Managed to avoid ever eating tofu, and hopefully I can continue that trend for the rest of my life.

Quorn just tastes utterly vile.

Edited by MarkoTVR on Saturday 5th April 23:17

dtmpower

3,972 posts

246 months

Saturday 5th April 2008
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Catz said:
I find boiled potatoes pretty bland, much to the horror of everyone I say that to.
Jersey Royals + Butter + Salt/Pepper lick

parapaul

2,828 posts

199 months

Tuesday 15th April 2008
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Tofu
Quark

+1

God knows who invented either of those but they're indescribably bad.

Cottage cheese
Any curry sauce out of a jar

P7 TUS

6,759 posts

219 months

Wednesday 16th April 2008
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Veggie Mince vomit