Masterchef Final, some questions. Well,only two really...

[root 666]

I've just watched the first part of the final and found I got all choked up when the one who looks like Ming The Merciless had a moist moment in his apron.
(I probably could have phrased that better).

Does this mean I'm becoming a gheyer?

If so, does anyone know where I could buy some leather trousers?

[Lefty Guns]

No mate, you're not a fag.

It's ace and Ming is my favourite too. His food is what I'd order, I don't care for the two pencil-necks (especially the guy who can't grow a beard...)

And I'm 100% straight

[cslgirl]

I think Ming will win tonight! There will be a lot of tears (from him) if so!

[neilsfishing]

I want Ming to win for the tears only, I like the 1/2 beard, no I am not in to man love

[cslgirl]

Apparently the other non bearded, non Ming one is a "heart-throb"

"In the process he has become an unwitting sex symbol. " "In fact he has become something of a heart-throb. 'I have had a few offers from middle-aged housewives. I have had a few phone numbers coming my way,' he admitted. "

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11559...

[MrOnTheRopes]

LOL ... "Ming". That hadn't occured to me before now

[Anna_S]

cslgirl said:

Apparently the other non bearded, non Ming one is a "heart-throb"

"In the process he has become an unwitting sex symbol. " "In fact he has become something of a heart-throb. 'I have had a few offers from middle-aged housewives. I have had a few phone numbers coming my way,' he admitted. "

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11559...

God, presumed you meant the other one, then looked at the article!

[Lefty Guns]

cslgirl said:

Apparently the other non bearded, non Ming one is a "heart-throb"

"In the process he has become an unwitting sex symbol. " "In fact he has become something of a heart-throb. 'I have had a few offers from middle-aged housewives. I have had a few phone numbers coming my way,' he admitted. "

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11559...

The really weedy looking guy who sounds like his tongue's too big for his mouth??

Ahhh, I think I know why... tongue too big



It's quite funny it's women who are probably old enough to be his mother that are idolising him. Mother-f'cker!!!!

[root 666]

With only minutes to go I've had to accept that if he (Ming) wins, I'll be very hard-pressed not to shed a manly tear.

If he loses I can't see how I'll avoid exactly the same thing.

It's a bit of a worry.

Anyway, excuse me I've got tissues to find. (Stop it!)

[Lefty Guns]

I'm watching it 24hrs in arrears (long story), did anyone notice that all the toffs at the horsey thing on Wednesdays episode all looked like they needed a fking good wash??

[Miss Pitstop]

I'm so glad I'm not alone, Pistonheads has not let me down as "Ming" has had me in tears tonight!!!

I really want him to win, he seems such a nice bloke, and a bloomin good cook.

[neilsfishing]

Ill be watching 2hr late, ming and his half baked smile wont win it'll be beardy

[Miss Pitstop]

neilsfishing said:

Ill be watching 2hr late, ming and his half baked smile wont win it'll be beardy

I guess you won't want to know who won then....

[coolcatmaz]

I'm glad it was him though that won.

[Miss Pitstop]

Just quickly googled mat, here is his blog for those that are interested...

http://www.thewildgarlicblog.co.uk/

[escargot]

great result

[root 666]

Miss Pitstop said:

I'm so glad I'm not alone, Pistonheads has not let me down as "Ming" has had me in tears tonight!!!

I really want him to win, he seems such a nice bloke, and a bloomin good cook.

Now that I'm once more in a position to see the keyboard, I can assure you that henceforth you'll never be alone again. (I've been done for Stalking eight times).

Ming's blissful moment of victory was only slightly tainted by my wife playing "I'm coming out" as I sobbed quietly into my enchilada.

She'll have to go.

I'm feeling delightfully uplifted and the world has become a brighter place.

(In the event that either Parakitamol or moleamol are lurking and conspiring darkly, my reference to stalking was intended to be light-hearted and probably doesn't really merit being reported).

YIPPEEEEE!! I'm going to vatch it again.

[jeevescat]

Here's to a new restaurant in Dorset

[PhilLL]

jeevescat said:

Here's to a new restaurant in Dorset

Yeah I would definitely go. He should take over Mark Hix's restaurant in Lyme Regis and get new staff in; show him how it should be done.

Well impressed with his skills I thought he was going to win it from the beginning

[neilsfishing]

Well done mister Ming after the last serving he had my vote