The Man-wich

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bigTee

5,546 posts

222 months

Tuesday 9th June 2009
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Plotloss said:
bigTee said:
sleep envy said:
bigTee said:
The Mega Burger.

The Burger of Gods....


why has someone taken a runny turd in your burger?
That would be the doner meat!!

yum
Wrong.

There is a burger van on St Giles in Oxford where if you ask for a special burger you get a bun base, a pattie and then some of every single thing he has on the van (doner, chicken, salad, bacon, chillis etc) topped off with an egg and the bun top.
wow!! That would be for me!!

maxrider

2,481 posts

237 months

Tuesday 9th June 2009
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Jgtv said:
served with a ice cold bear


yikes

chunkymonkey71

13,015 posts

199 months

Tuesday 9th June 2009
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I've got a tuna wrap for lunch. I feel like a bit of a mincer now...


Jesus TF Christ

5,740 posts

232 months

Tuesday 9th June 2009
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You are all communists and gays.
Check out my man-wich, a Birthday pie-but:



Steak and potato on the left, chicken and bacon with a base made of sausage meat on the right.

G_T

16,160 posts

191 months

Tuesday 9th June 2009
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It's not about the content of the sandwich a "man-wich" is in the presentation;

1) No plate.

2) 4 rounds of bread, unbuttered (unless chips/bacon in which case the butter is applied in thick lumps- Not spread evenly over the surface).

3) The bread must be unsliced and the sandwich flopping open slightly.

4) Tomato sauce (or equivalent) must drip out onto the work surfaces and then all responsibility must be wavered.


Jgtv

2,125 posts

198 months

Tuesday 9th June 2009
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chunkymonkey71 said:
Jgtv said:
Yorkie covered rare steak in a wasabi sauce, Palma Ham, Gerkins and chillis in thick cut bread with Mcoys as a side and to be served with a ice cold bear and a blow job from a model who balances the plate on her head.

If only
I'd rathe rnot have the ice cold bear. It might eat the man wich... then me!
Fine stick to your normal foods I was trying to keep the mannishness up by eating some bear, Never mind.

Guess it will have to be beer oh well more bear for me.

Eddh

4,656 posts

193 months

Tuesday 9th June 2009
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Me and my friend used to make these all the time.

A usual breakfast man-wich would comprise of this:

Toast
Cheese
Bacon
Toast
Sausages
Eggs
Toast
Cheese
Bacon
Baked beans (sometimes)
Toast

They were beasts.

We also used to sometimes have bbqs with a full bagutte of meat each, usually used to comprise of steak, sausages, bacon, chicken, bugers broken up to fit and lashings of brown sauce. Also sometimes cheese and crisps in there somewhere as well.

asbo

26,140 posts

215 months

Tuesday 9th June 2009
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Jesus TF Christ said:
You are all communists and gays.
Check out my man-wich, a Birthday pie-but:



Steak and potato on the left, chicken and bacon with a base made of sausage meat on the right.
Now that's a mo' fo'ing man-wich!

Respect due bow

okgo

38,192 posts

199 months

Tuesday 9th June 2009
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Jesus TF Christ said:
You are all communists and gays.
Check out my man-wich, a Birthday pie-but:



Steak and potato on the left, chicken and bacon with a base made of sausage meat on the right.
Jesus titty fking Christ that's impressive!

captainzep

13,305 posts

193 months

Tuesday 9th June 2009
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I sense Cotty circling this thread like a Great White.

He will win.

Jesus TF Christ

5,740 posts

232 months

Tuesday 9th June 2009
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I'm blessed with having an award winning butchers/pie shop quite local to me.

Mobile Chicane

20,855 posts

213 months

Tuesday 9th June 2009
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captainzep said:
I sense Cotty circling this thread like a Great White.

He will win.
hehe

Melman Giraffe

6,759 posts

219 months

Tuesday 9th June 2009
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Steak and onion Sandwich = Manwich

Pints

18,444 posts

195 months

Tuesday 9th June 2009
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Cover any filling with a generous layer of jalapenos. Separates the men from the boys.

Cotty

39,642 posts

285 months

Tuesday 9th June 2009
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captainzep said:
I sense Cotty circling this thread like a Great White.

He will win.
I was just thinking about my sausage and bacon sandwich:

half a french loaf
four sausages
four rashers of bacon
brown, HP chilli and finally tomato sauce

There is a picture in the pics of your dinner thread but work blocks photobucket images so I can't find it.frown

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

243 months

Tuesday 9th June 2009
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Cotty said:
captainzep said:
I sense Cotty circling this thread like a Great White.

He will win.
I was just thinking about my sausage and bacon sandwich:

half a french loaf
four sausages
four rashers of bacon
brown, HP chilli and finally tomato sauce

There is a picture in the pics of your dinner thread but work blocks photobucket images so I can't find it.frown


Good effort.

Jesus TF Christ

5,740 posts

232 months

Tuesday 9th June 2009
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Where's the egg?
confused

chunkymonkey71

13,015 posts

199 months

Tuesday 9th June 2009
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Jgtv said:
chunkymonkey71 said:
Jgtv said:
Yorkie covered rare steak in a wasabi sauce, Palma Ham, Gerkins and chillis in thick cut bread with Mcoys as a side and to be served with a ice cold bear and a blow job from a model who balances the plate on her head.

If only
I'd rathe rnot have the ice cold bear. It might eat the man wich... then me!
Fine stick to your normal foods I was trying to keep the mannishness up by eating some bear, Never mind.

Guess it will have to be beer oh well more bear for me.
fair enough... thats pretty manly!

Frederick

5,698 posts

221 months

Tuesday 9th June 2009
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A man-wich sounds like some sort of gay 3-some position hurl So very very wrong!!!

Anyway, I'm now hungry - time to raid the fridge for bacon, sausages and anything else I can wedge into a couple of bits of bread!!!

Edited by Frederick on Tuesday 9th June 13:52

sleep envy

62,260 posts

250 months

Tuesday 9th June 2009
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Jesus TF Christ said:
Where's the egg?
confused
veg food does not belong in a meat sandwich