Guilty pleasures?

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Dibble

12,938 posts

241 months

Friday 25th September 2009
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Toast with butter. Cheap, thick white bread, loads (ie 1/2" thick) of butter, so you can feel your arteries clogging just by looking at it.

At a push, King of Beans TM:

Warburton's Super thick Toastie loaf (green wrapper), toasted.
Butter and Marmite on the Toast.
Heinz beans, cooked to mush, on the buttered/Marmited toast.
Grated cheese on top - nothing fancy, "Rat trap" will do.
Freshly ground black Pepper.

If you want to posh it up, a shake of Tabasco, and/or Lea & Perrins.

Dupont666

21,612 posts

193 months

Friday 25th September 2009
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Hows about a bacon explosion?



I have come very close to making it, but got stopped by the OH when she was wondering what I was doing for breakfast....

So on that note its just Camembert and garlic slivers in it.

Bake the Camembert in the oven for 10-15 minutes until the cheese is browned on top and melted inside. Allow to cool slightly, then serve.

eat with rustic french bread.

BrabusMog

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20,184 posts

187 months

Friday 25th September 2009
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Dibble said:
If you want to posh it up, a shake of Tabasco, and/or Lea & Perrins.
hehe

bazking69

8,620 posts

191 months

Friday 25th September 2009
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Two rounds of fish finger sandwiches.

Penny-lope

13,645 posts

194 months

Friday 25th September 2009
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White bread toasted, and then cut into small squares, cold meat (ham), a tin of Heinz spaghetti (semi-drained) and pickled onions

cloud9 take me back to being a kid

CommanderJameson

22,096 posts

227 months

Friday 25th September 2009
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Butterscotch Angel Delight.

I defy any Michelin-starred chef in the world to better it.

Edited by CommanderJameson on Friday 25th September 11:51

Ebo100

487 posts

205 months

Friday 25th September 2009
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Dupont666 said:
Hows about a bacon explosion?



I have come very close to making it, but got stopped by the OH when she was wondering what I was doing for breakfast....

So on that note its just Camembert and garlic slivers in it.

Bake the Camembert in the oven for 10-15 minutes until the cheese is browned on top and melted inside. Allow to cool slightly, then serve.

eat with rustic french bread.
That sounds fantastic, I have never heard of it before. Wiki page here:-
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacon_Explosion

5000 calories per 'sausage' I think we have a winner!

GreenDog

2,261 posts

193 months

Friday 25th September 2009
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To 'posh-up' the beans for beans on toast, egg chips and beans et al chuck a couple of nobs of butter in and some ground black pepper yes

XMES RUS

1,318 posts

225 months

Friday 25th September 2009
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It's a dutch thing but..

three slides of white bread
cover with the best ham
three fried eggs
plenty of cheese
under the grill to melt the cheese.

best Dutch hangover food ever, good with mayo or ketchup.

captainzep

13,305 posts

193 months

Friday 25th September 2009
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Where do I begin?

Findus Crispy Pancake Sandwich avec rouge sauce.
Steak and Kidney Pie Sandwich avec rouge sauce.
Mashed potato sandwich avec rouge sauce.
Fish Finger & Bacon 'jenga' avec rouge sauce
Cream Crackers avec fromage et Patak Curry paste
'Anything' leftover & salty omelette avec rouge sauce.
The kids' ice cream with the kids' chocolate buttons and bashed up ginger nuts.

No shame here.

escargot

17,110 posts

218 months

Friday 25th September 2009
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- Cheap pre-packed wafer thin 'ham'.
- 'Cheese' slices

place the 'ham' on top of the 'cheese' and roll up (as you would a crispy duck pancake'.

Eat.

Filth. Lovely.

J B L

4,200 posts

216 months

Friday 25th September 2009
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From my home country: a good old cassoulet (with fat and all) - especially now the cold weather is coming back.

From my adoptive country: toasted crumpet with poached egg + streaky bacon + parmesan sauce ... all on top of the crumpet... dribble.

NathanJones

713 posts

214 months

Friday 25th September 2009
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Two crumpets toasted and buttered, four rashers of bacon on top, then a poached egg done to perfection place on top and watch the yoke run hmmmmmlick

OzzyR1

5,735 posts

233 months

Friday 25th September 2009
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That filthy "Bacon Brunch" thing you can get in a box from Sainsbury's in a box with an astronaut style vacuum pack of potato, bacon etc inside.

Almost makes you feel sick when you slide it out of the pack but fry it up and it's the best hangover sure by far.

OnTheOverrun

3,965 posts

178 months

Friday 25th September 2009
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You're all amateurs:

www.thisiswhyyourefat.com

adycav

7,615 posts

218 months

Friday 25th September 2009
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captainzep said:
Fish Finger & Bacon 'jenga'
rofl

Awesome - must try that

SVX

2,182 posts

212 months

Friday 25th September 2009
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Fray Bentos Steak and Kidney Pudding and mash with an unhealthy amount of butter and cheese in it.

In fact a feel a spot of wrongness coming on for this very evening.


OllieWinchester

5,655 posts

193 months

Friday 25th September 2009
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OzzyR1 said:
That filthy "Bacon Brunch" thing you can get in a box from Sainsbury's in a box with an astronaut style vacuum pack of potato, bacon etc inside.

Almost makes you feel sick when you slide it out of the pack but fry it up and it's the best hangover sure by far.
What is this? I like the sound of it...

BrabusMog

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20,184 posts

187 months

Friday 25th September 2009
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OllieWinchester said:
OzzyR1 said:
That filthy "Bacon Brunch" thing you can get in a box from Sainsbury's in a box with an astronaut style vacuum pack of potato, bacon etc inside.

Almost makes you feel sick when you slide it out of the pack but fry it up and it's the best hangover sure by far.
What is this? I like the sound of it...
I've seen something similar to this in a general store and, trust me, it is not as appealing as it sounds. But I've never tried it so I can't really comment.

I purchased a whole roast chicken from inSainsbury's earlier and a loaf of crusty bread. I made some gravy, instant, chunked up the bread and randomly slapped some butter over it, took all the meat off the carcus(sp?) chucked it on a plate and enjoyed.

I think I will cook some good food next week smile

Edited by BrabusMog on Friday 25th September 17:59

frit

76 posts

184 months

Friday 25th September 2009
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OnTheOverrun said:
You're all amateurs:

www.thisiswhyyourefat.com
The Big Fat Ugly

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