Guilty pleasures?

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dougc

8,240 posts

266 months

Friday 25th September 2009
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Chicken Kiev sandwiches (the really cheap garlicy breaded ones rather than proper ones you make yourself) made with the thickest sliced white you can find - Warburtons is good, proper butter on the bread and with loads of mayonnaise. Double points if you can get it into a sandwich toaster and make it a bit crispy on the outside. Failing that, lightly toast the bread first.

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ClintonB

4,721 posts

214 months

Friday 25th September 2009
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frit said:
OnTheOverrun said:
You're all amateurs:

www.thisiswhyyourefat.com
The Big Fat Ugly

A sandwich filled with four cheeseburgers, a double cheesesteak, a chicken cheesesteak, gyro meat, grilled chicken, bacon, sausage, mozzarella sticks, chicken fingers, chicken nuggets, mac n’ cheese bites, fried mushrooms, jalapeño poppers, pizza bites, onion rings, hash browns, American cheese, mayo, and ketchup on two rolls.





scratchchinyum ... vomit
That really is just the contents of a restaurant bin put between some bread isn't itsmile
However, I would imagine that there's at least half a chance that it actually tastes yum, so good guilty pleasure!!!


Personally, I don't think you can beat a Wigan kebab with lashings of HP - I'm not greedy, so the pie on a barm (meat & 'tater) rather than 3 pies on a stickbiggrin


Mobile Chicane

20,846 posts

213 months

Friday 25th September 2009
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frit said:
OnTheOverrun said:
You're all amateurs:

www.thisiswhyyourefat.com
The Big Fat Ugly

A sandwich filled with four cheeseburgers, a double cheesesteak, a chicken cheesesteak, gyro meat, grilled chicken, bacon, sausage, mozzarella sticks, chicken fingers, chicken nuggets, mac n’ cheese bites, fried mushrooms, jalapeño poppers, pizza bites, onion rings, hash browns, American cheese, mayo, and ketchup on two rolls.





scratchchinyum ... vomit
Mmmm... childbirth. Yum.

kiteless

11,720 posts

205 months

Friday 25th September 2009
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Gyros pitta.


Mobile Chicane

20,846 posts

213 months

Friday 25th September 2009
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I forgot one: fried bread.

Mobile Chicane

20,846 posts

213 months

Friday 25th September 2009
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Either. Butter for 'shallow', lard for 'deep'.

(Don't for heaven's sake quote this out of context...)

escargot

17,110 posts

218 months

Saturday 26th September 2009
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Mobile Chicane said:
Either. Butter for 'shallow', lard for 'deep'.

(Don't for heaven's sake quote this out of context...)
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Dibble

12,938 posts

241 months

Saturday 26th September 2009
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On the "Wigan Kebab" theme, I do like a warn sausage roll in a barm cake, with plenty of real butter and ketchup.

I'm also partial to salt and vinegar crisp sandwiches (thick white bread, plenty of butter), smashed flat so you're eating crumbs rather than crisps.

Then of course there's Ritz crackers and processed cheese slice sandwiches, on, you've guessed it, thick white bread and loads of real butter.

shakotan

10,710 posts

197 months

Monday 28th September 2009
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Nolar Dog said:
Two fried eggs
Plate of Steak-cut Oven Chips
Tin of Baked Beans

Cook each as required.
Throw on big plate.
Big dollop of mayo.

Retire to living room and eat. smile
Good girl!

Although you don't really 'cook' beaked beans...

Dupont666

21,612 posts

193 months

Monday 28th September 2009
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Not seen anyone mention it, but up north people seem to like beef dripping on bread to such an extent its just effing saturated in stuff and there is no dry bread to grab....

Supposed to be tasty though

Pothole

34,367 posts

283 months

Monday 28th September 2009
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RizzoTheRat said:
Fried bacon (decent stuff from the butchers not prepackaged rubbish), fried egg, two thick slices of fresh granary bread.

Never understand why so many people have to hide the taste of such things by covering it ketchup or brown sauce.
how is all that quality stuff a guilty pleasure?

f-fuxake

1,813 posts

250 months

Monday 28th September 2009
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TheLemming

4,319 posts

266 months

Monday 28th September 2009
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Mmmm guilty pleasures...

Mine would have to be either an entire jar of mussels (pickled) and a fork, or my special recipe Pesto Tagliatelli

Tagliatelli, Mushrooms, onions and prawns fried in butter and garlick and mixed into a jar of pesto and craploads of double cream. Sprinkled (doused) in grated cheddar and an obscene amount of parmesan..

mmmm fattening....

Edited to add, my Sticky Toffee sauce on Hagen Das should really be mentioned smile You can almost feel your ateries hardening but you dont care, its that good!

Edited by TheLemming on Monday 28th September 18:33

Pothole

34,367 posts

283 months

Monday 28th September 2009
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In Florida last year at an Outbak Steak House I had a starter with over 2000 calories in it:

Aussie Cheese Fries
Aussie Fries topped with melted Monterey Jack, Cheddar, bits of fresh chopped bacon and served with a spicy ranch dressing.

The menu in the place says you can shre between two or have it yourself, this bit off the website says serves 6, probably cos they were outed as the worst chain restaurant starter for your health by Men's Health magazine


Total Meal - Aussie Cheese Fries - Regular
Serves 6
Nutritional Facts*
Per Serving Total
Calories 366.6 cal 2199.8 cal

Carbohydrates 23.2 g 139.2 g

Dietary Fiber 2.8 g 16.5 g

Total Fat 26.2 g 157.4 g

Saturated Fat 12.6 g 75.4 g

Trans Fat 0.0 g 0.0 g

Protein 10.4 g 62.3 g

Cholesterol 42.4 mg 254.2 mg

Sodium 605.3 mg 3631.5 mg


WestYorkie

1,811 posts

196 months

Tuesday 29th September 2009
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Dupont666 said:
Not seen anyone mention it, but up north people seem to like beef dripping on bread to such an extent its just effing saturated in stuff and there is no dry bread to grab....

Supposed to be tasty though
Pork dripping (mucky fat) on sliced white with a sprinkling of salt and a bit of Bovril spread on top cloud9

My local farm shop sells mucky fat and I made myself ill by eating too much the first time I bought some.