'Deep Fill' Pie Scam

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Brilad

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595 posts

190 months

Tuesday 20th October 2009
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I like to get off to an early start when it comes to mince pies, and generally I like to sample as many different manufacturers offerings as possible.

WTF is going on with all this 'deep fill' bullst?

Tesco's own brand hang your head in shame. Roughly 1cm deep in the mince department - the rest of the space under the 'dome' of the pie is nothing more than fresh air. This is in sharp contrast to the picture on the packaging.

Whatever Next?

Outraged of Rochdale.

Blown2CV

28,870 posts

204 months

Tuesday 20th October 2009
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you'll be deep-filled if you are scoffing mice pies from mid october to xmas...

sday12

5,053 posts

212 months

Tuesday 20th October 2009
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Brilad said:
Outraged of Rochdale.
A pie eater from Rochdale? well I never!

WhoreLex

2,780 posts

219 months

Tuesday 20th October 2009
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I must urge caution, exponentially increasing the mince/pastry ratio is a dangerous path to tread.....

tegwin

1,632 posts

207 months

Tuesday 20th October 2009
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In such cases as this, the ONLY option is to pack the void with as much brandy butter as possible!!!

bramley

1,670 posts

209 months

Tuesday 20th October 2009
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I wish they didn't put those figures on mince pie boxes, the ones that tell you what percentage of your RDAs each pie contains. bds - mince pies are nice, I don't want to be put off by numbers frown

t84

6,941 posts

195 months

Tuesday 20th October 2009
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You need Costco's 'Sponge on top' Pies,

Accept no substitute.

WildCards

4,061 posts

218 months

Tuesday 20th October 2009
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Mince pie's made in a coffee mug for that true 'deep filled' effect.

cptsideways

13,551 posts

253 months

Tuesday 20th October 2009
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Lidl's mince pies are the best by far!!! Full up & yummier than the rest. Worst are Waitrose ones!

Roop

6,012 posts

285 months

Tuesday 20th October 2009
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Mince pies. Ugh. I'd rather stick wasps up my 'arris. :yuk:

clonmult

10,529 posts

210 months

Tuesday 20th October 2009
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t84 said:
You need Costco's 'Sponge on top' Pies,

Accept no substitute.
Never tried them, but don't have the urge.

Our local farm shop does a variety of wonders, such as steak and stilton, steak and guiness, chicken and ham.

Each one has nothing but the advertised ingredients, absolutely chocker up to the top with nothing but meaty goodness. No air or useless filler.

Add some gravy, roast potatoes and a few veg, and an almost heavenly gastronomic delight is in front of you ready to be wolfed down.

Roop

6,012 posts

285 months

Tuesday 20th October 2009
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clonmult said:
t84 said:
You need Costco's 'Sponge on top' Pies,

Accept no substitute.
Never tried them, but don't have the urge.

Our local farm shop does a variety of wonders, such as steak and stilton, steak and guiness, chicken and ham.

Each one has nothing but the advertised ingredients, absolutely chocker up to the top with nothing but meaty goodness. No air or useless filler.

Add some gravy, roast potatoes and a few veg, and an almost heavenly gastronomic delight is in front of you ready to be wolfed down.
I think we're talking sweet mince pies here (ie: festive style) not savoury...? confused

grumbledoak

31,551 posts

234 months

Tuesday 20th October 2009
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It is a shame that you cannot find our Medieval style meat and fruit pies, if only to see what they tasted like. Their 'descendants' have morphed into sickly sweet sultana pies, and a savoury version made of parts of the animal you'd rather not think about.

If I was Santa I'd eat the carrot.

TonyHetherington

32,091 posts

251 months

Tuesday 20th October 2009
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bramley said:
I wish they didn't put those figures on mince pie boxes, the ones that tell you what percentage of your RDAs each pie contains. bds - mince pies are nice, I don't want to be put off by numbers frown
Ah ha - I've found a solution to this!

Don't look at the numbers thumbup

When my girlfriend and I go shopping, she's the number watcher (for diets and goodness and things) and I'm the pie buyer thumbup

cptsideways

13,551 posts

253 months

Tuesday 20th October 2009
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PistonHeads "Pie's Matter"

Don

28,377 posts

285 months

Tuesday 20th October 2009
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cptsideways said:
PistonHeads "Pie's Matter"
They do. They do.

Frankly the only way to get a REALLY good pie is to make it yourself.

I made the most wonderful chicken pie last night. Should have photographed it, really.

But it's how you get a thin layer of moist, flaky pastry around a generous (packed full) filling of nothing but good roast chicken meat in a cider gravy and onion sauce.

Used up a pile of left-over roast chicken from the weekend and was supremely delicious if I say so myself.

I HEARTILY recommend buying pre-rolled flaky pastry and having a go at making pie fillings. I pre-cook the filling so that the oven time is just to cook the pastry and heat through the filling. The list of pies you can make are endless: chicken, chicken and mushroom, chicken and bacon, chicken and ham, sausage onion, sausage and beans, etc. If you don't mind slow cooking a filling first you can make wonderful lamb and beef pies - in essence I make a thick casserole first and then fill a pie with it.

Easy peasy most of 'em and a home made pie just knocks every last shop-bought one into a cocked hat.

TheLemming

4,319 posts

266 months

Tuesday 20th October 2009
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tegwin said:
In such cases as this, the ONLY option is to pack the void with as much brandy butter as possible!!!
Dammit someone beat me to it biggrin

Our traditional plan is to warm up the pies, carefully lever off the top and fill with whipped double cream and then replace the lid... mmmmm calories....

peterperkins

3,152 posts

243 months

Tuesday 20th October 2009
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You have to be a bit careful with deep filled mince pies, as the mince stuff has the temperature and heat retention capacity of a supernova. Especially if they have been microwaved. The searing pain in the mouth and then gullet as you desperately try to chug it down whilst it's the consistency of molten plastic and temperature of lava from Mount Etna. The few seconds of relief that follows, until the burning begins again as it reaches the entry into your stomach and you run around the kitchen frantically drinking water from flower vase. I love them though all the same.

hornetrider

63,161 posts

206 months

Tuesday 20th October 2009
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Blown2CV said:
you'll be deep-filled if you are scoffing mice pies from mid october to xmas...
Mmmm, mice pie lick


Dibble

12,938 posts

241 months

Tuesday 20th October 2009
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Don said:
cptsideways said:
PistonHeads: "Pies Matter"
They do. They do.

Frankly the only way to get a REALLY good pie is to make it yourself.

I made the most wonderful chicken pie last night. Should have photographed it, really.

... If you don't mind slow cooking a filling first you can make wonderful lamb and beef pies - in essence I make a thick casserole first and then fill a pie with it.

Easy peasy most of 'em and a home made pie just knocks every last shop-bought one into a cocked hat.
You mean like this bad boy? Steak, mushroom and onion. Casseroled, with half a bottle of port for the gravy. And stock. And Marmite. And Lea and Perrins... Not a thing of beauty, and rubbish photos, but oh so tasty.

Enjoy.