Stupidest Cooking Mistake
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markoc said:
Had a "brain out" moment and decided to see what would happen if I cracked an egg directly into the deep fat frier. Not going to do that again.
Also, in another deep fat fryer episode, a mate threw some pasta in to see what would happen (why we didn't work this one out I don't know). Again, plenty of mess, and pasta that came out harder than adamantium.
Suffice to say both were during my uni days.
So what happened????Also, in another deep fat fryer episode, a mate threw some pasta in to see what would happen (why we didn't work this one out I don't know). Again, plenty of mess, and pasta that came out harder than adamantium.
Suffice to say both were during my uni days.
Made a big pot of curry one Saturday afternoon, left it to simmer. Then went out for the evening leaving the pot on the hob for about 5 hours until we got back...
Walked in and found that the curry had boiled itself dry then welded itself to the bottom of the pan, the house was more humid than a Borneo rainforest and it took weeks to get the smell of curry out the house.
What a nob
Walked in and found that the curry had boiled itself dry then welded itself to the bottom of the pan, the house was more humid than a Borneo rainforest and it took weeks to get the smell of curry out the house.
What a nob
marctwo said:
markoc said:
Had a "brain out" moment and decided to see what would happen if I cracked an egg directly into the deep fat frier. Not going to do that again.
Also, in another deep fat fryer episode, a mate threw some pasta in to see what would happen (why we didn't work this one out I don't know). Again, plenty of mess, and pasta that came out harder than adamantium.
Suffice to say both were during my uni days.
So what happened????Also, in another deep fat fryer episode, a mate threw some pasta in to see what would happen (why we didn't work this one out I don't know). Again, plenty of mess, and pasta that came out harder than adamantium.
Suffice to say both were during my uni days.
Not me, the wife.. her first attempt at cooking a supermarket pizza years ago.
Preheat oven, pizza in on baking tray, horrible smell of burning soon after.. "...well I thought I'd leave the polystyrene base on to keep the baking tray clean..."
Pizza, tray, bin, takeaway. At least she took the clingfilm off.
Preheat oven, pizza in on baking tray, horrible smell of burning soon after.. "...well I thought I'd leave the polystyrene base on to keep the baking tray clean..."
Pizza, tray, bin, takeaway. At least she took the clingfilm off.
A long time ago: Come home from the pub, quite drunk, and the housemate had cooked a beef goulash earlier, and had left some for me. I turned on the hob to reheat the leftovers in the pot.... And fell asleep. Woke up 2 hours later to find it had boiled dry. Bugger.
One time I spend 3 hours cooking a stew, everyone is starving, and I dropped the casserole dish when I slipped on water on the floor, spreading dinner all over the place, and putting a nice dent in the floor with the cast iron pot. So we went to the pub.
One time I spend 3 hours cooking a stew, everyone is starving, and I dropped the casserole dish when I slipped on water on the floor, spreading dinner all over the place, and putting a nice dent in the floor with the cast iron pot. So we went to the pub.
captainzep said:
6th form common room. 1993.
Staring at kettle. Pondering time saving ways of making beverages for all.
Water?
Instant coffee?
Splash of milk?
All added to the kettle before throwing the switch. -A jug of hot white coffee should be the outcome, no?
No.
Ah, I've contemplated that in the past. What happened?Staring at kettle. Pondering time saving ways of making beverages for all.
Water?
Instant coffee?
Splash of milk?
All added to the kettle before throwing the switch. -A jug of hot white coffee should be the outcome, no?
No.
thegavster said:
Lefty Two Drams said:
captainzep said:
6th form common room. 1993.
Staring at kettle. Pondering time saving ways of making beverages for all.
Water?
Instant coffee?
Splash of milk?
All added to the kettle before throwing the switch. -A jug of hot white coffee should be the outcome, no?
No.
Ah, I've contemplated that in the past. What happened?Staring at kettle. Pondering time saving ways of making beverages for all.
Water?
Instant coffee?
Splash of milk?
All added to the kettle before throwing the switch. -A jug of hot white coffee should be the outcome, no?
No.
bazking69 said:
Not me, but the wife once emptied a jar of passata into mince and onions to make a spag bol, and then for some reason filled the jar up with water, shook it, and put that into the wok as well.
Two hours later it was still like a soup...
My mum does that, nearly everytimeTwo hours later it was still like a soup...
markoc said:
...for the rest of that year we were finding random splodges of oil and egg around the kitchen.
But I'll bet it wasn't as bad as letting an un-opened can of condensed milk boil dry in a pan!My Grandmother required help to clean the toffee stuff from the roof & walls etc and it appeared on your fingers when you pulled out a kitchen chair for a long while after.
my ex brother in law put a pizza under the grill and turned it over halfway through cooking.... That's absolutely priceless!!! Doesn't that just sum up blokey cooking.
Nearly as good as my sister in law some years ago when we had "boil in the bag" fish and sauce - she opened the bags and emptied them in the boiling water
Nearly as good as my sister in law some years ago when we had "boil in the bag" fish and sauce - she opened the bags and emptied them in the boiling water
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