The Great Breakfast photo thread

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thebraketester

14,229 posts

138 months

Saturday 24th November 2018
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Homemade

johnnywgk

2,579 posts

182 months

Saturday 24th November 2018
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Nice to see some fat on bacon WOW

illmonkey

18,199 posts

198 months

Sunday 25th November 2018
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Chaps, I return, with good news!

On the flip from a expensive hotel with leftovers warmed up, I’ve stayed at a premier inn (£45, thank you) for a night. I brought my high hopes for breakfast along with me, and I was not disappointed.


Upon entry, a man explained where all of the food was, but I’d sussed that out upon entering. I then noticed the 2 ketchup sachets on the table and enquired if they could purvay more ketchup. Sir returned with a new full bottle. We’re doing well!

I started with a pain aux raisen whilst waiting for my toast to cook, before loading up. I don’t think the other diners wouldn’t overly happy about this, but I must press on.

Plate one, what I wanted all along. It’s all I ever want! With the ability to arrange as I please. It’s like having a chef at home.



My side bh plate


I think you’ll agree I didn’t go hungry. Although I procured 3 more of the swirly delights on my exit (who new they done takeaway too!), just in case my hungry piques on my hour long drive home



The other half pointed out I had an 1/8 of the ketchup bottle, fit to serve 30, apparently. So that was nice

illmonkey

18,199 posts

198 months

Sunday 25th November 2018
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anonymous said:
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Within tolerance. Described by her as ‘dirty’, and they were. The sort when you push on them, fat runs down the knife.

BrabusMog

20,148 posts

186 months

Sunday 25th November 2018
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Nice, I always go for a PI if I'm traveling in the UK for work. For some reason the Beefeater ones do a cook to order, I prefer the buffet like that - it reminds me of being on holiday in Tenerife as a kid laugh

B17NNS

18,506 posts

247 months

Sunday 25th November 2018
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illmonkey said:
The sort when you push on them, fat runs down the knife.
A rare treat. Like a hollow crinkle cut chip.

guindilias

5,245 posts

120 months

Sunday 25th November 2018
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B17NNS said:
A rare treat. Like a hollow crinkle cut chip.
There's a business idea - a hollowed out (square) crinkle cut chip, and you could sell the hollowed out square core as "skinny fries"!

B17NNS

18,506 posts

247 months

Sunday 25th November 2018
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guindilias said:
There's a business idea - a hollowed out (square) crinkle cut chip, and you could sell the hollowed out square core as "skinny fries"!
Or fill the crispy exoskeleton with cheese and bacon bits biggrin

Mr Roper

13,003 posts

194 months

Monday 26th November 2018
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Melman Giraffe

6,759 posts

218 months

Monday 26th November 2018
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Mr Roper said:
Perfection

Mr Roper

13,003 posts

194 months

Monday 26th November 2018
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It was pretty good...Although I didn’t gel with the butchers own black pudding.

The freezer is now stocked up again.




Melman Giraffe

6,759 posts

218 months

Monday 26th November 2018
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Nice. I must say i do prefer a chipolata rather than a Cumberland style sausage

BrabusMog

20,148 posts

186 months

Monday 26th November 2018
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Yeah I prefer chipolatas as well.

ApOrbital

9,961 posts

118 months

Monday 26th November 2018
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Because all she is getting is a chipolata wink

BrabusMog

20,148 posts

186 months

Monday 26th November 2018
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My missus doesn't even like sausages, believe it or not!

mickk

28,864 posts

242 months

Monday 26th November 2018
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BrabusMog said:
My missus doesn't even like sausages, believe it or not!
Has she tried a decent one yet?

BrabusMog

20,148 posts

186 months

Monday 26th November 2018
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mickk said:
BrabusMog said:
My missus doesn't even like sausages, believe it or not!
Has she tried a decent one yet?
Well she'd only ever had Swedish ones until she met me and I can tell you from many personal experiences that they're no match for anything served in the UK but I think it has clouded her judgement somewhat.

FiF

44,079 posts

251 months

Monday 26th November 2018
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BrabusMog said:
mickk said:
BrabusMog said:
My missus doesn't even like sausages, believe it or not!
Has she tried a decent one yet?
Well she'd only ever had Swedish ones until she met me and I can tell you from many personal experiences that they're no match for anything served in the UK but I think it has clouded her judgement somewhat.
Assuming that this discussion isn't essentially one giant smutty euphemism, and that a brilliantly plumaged parrot isn't winging its way across the Malvern Hills, then many of my Swedish ex colleagues used to comment that they liked the full English breakfast except for the sausages.

It must be what you are used to, grow up scoffing Falukorv and I guess a proper English banger is a bit different. Personally I was never appreciative of the fondness for filling up at the petrol station and then standing in the shop scarfing down a hot dog at every visit.

BrabusMog

20,148 posts

186 months

Monday 26th November 2018
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FiF said:
Assuming that this discussion isn't essentially one giant smutty euphemism, and that a brilliantly plumaged parrot isn't winging its way across the Malvern Hills, then many of my Swedish ex colleagues used to comment that they liked the full English breakfast except for the sausages.

It must be what you are used to, grow up scoffing Falukorv and I guess a proper English banger is a bit different. Personally I was never appreciative of the fondness for filling up at the petrol station and then standing in the shop scarfing down a hot dog at every visit.
Falukorv is not something I'd chose to eat, nor my missus. I don't think she likes any sausage other than warmkorv when we are finished at ICA/Coop to be fair lol! But I take your point.

illmonkey

18,199 posts

198 months

Tuesday 27th November 2018
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I don’t usually have breakfast at work, but failed. With cheese. I’m weird, I know.


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