The Great Breakfast photo thread

[BrabusMog]

No sausages in the fridge or hoops in the cupboard unfortunately

Edited by BrabusMog on Sunday 21st July 14:36

[mickk]

Did you dispose of the unwanted 'oops?

[Bonefish Blues]

BrabusMog said:

No sausages in the fridge or hoops in the cupboard unfortunately

Edited by BrabusMog on Sunday 21st July 14:36

That's almost Vegan

[BrabusMog]

mickk said:

Did you dispose of the unwanted 'oops?

None left unfortunately and I couldn't be arsed to go out and pick them and the missing sausages up. Black pudding was pretty good as well for a cheapo four pack from M&S.

[skinny]

Swap the beer for a mug of tea and it's all good. With a bit of HP on the side of course

[eskidavies]

BrabusMog said:

No sausages in the fridge or hoops in the cupboard unfortunately

Edited by BrabusMog on Sunday 21st July 14:36

Top work Brabus ,holsten ,ain’t seen that for awhile ,currently dieing on the sofa ,the boy came in 1.30am and produced a bottle of jack,nailed that on top of yesterday’s beer and found a bottle of pimms in the cupboard so drunk that neat also,I’m gonna have a pot noodle

[BrabusMog]

Neat Pimms

[SidJames]

Gone a bit AMG said:

fked up the eggs. Otherwise happy with the effort.

that is a fking disgrace. Get out!

[berlintaxi]

BrabusMog said:

No sausages in the fridge or hoops in the cupboard unfortunately

Holsten Pils, are you posting from the 70s?

[Tony Angelino]

Mine from last week.

[FiF]

Is that Spam / Bacon grill? Kudos.

[dazwalsh]

Tony Angelino said:

Mine from last week.

Those beans look absolutely perfect.

[guindilias]

3 pigs (or their delicate parts, for 2 of them) on one plate - you murderer!

[Tony Angelino]

Aye, pork sausage, dry cured smoked back bacon and spam. 😍

[Bonefish Blues]

Cold Spam fritters were a highlight of the salad counter at school

[FWIW]

SidJames said:

Gone a bit AMG said:

fked up the eggs. Otherwise happy with the effort.

that is a fking disgrace. Get out!

+1
The FUP would annihilate you for that abortion.

[Lemming Train]

Rest of it looks okay (mushies look a bit underdone and beans are lacking in slop for me) but how the hell do you manage to fk up fried eggs that badly? You'd need to leave them cooking in the pan for half an hour to get them that solid!

[Big Pants]

Simple, elegant, understated. Tea in the correct Pantone shade and filthy eggy money shot.

[RC1807]

^^^ did you run out of cow juice for your tea?

[BrabusMog]

Do people cook things in a certain order when doing a breakie? For me, egg/eggs are the last thing that get cooked to avoid that solid looking style seen above.

Beans /hoops on lowest heat possible
Sausages in
Black pudding in
Bacon in
Potato scones in
Mushrooms in
Toast on
Egg/eggs in

Plate up beans and sausages
Plate up potato scones
Plate up egg/eggs
Plate up black pudding
Plate up bacon
Plate up mushrooms
Butter and plate up toast