The Great Breakfast photo thread

[Stuart70]

bolidemichael said:

My wife doesn't eat egg, so I asked them to put it on the side.

Having polished off the Kipper and eggs, here's the buffet effort

That prosciutto looks a bit bewildered to have found itself on that plate? Pining for the Tuscan hills?

[BrabusMog]

Stuart70 said:

bolidemichael said:

My wife doesn't eat egg, so I asked them to put it on the side.

Having polished off the Kipper and eggs, here's the buffet effort

That prosciutto looks a bit bewildered to have found itself on that plate? Pining for the Tuscan hills?

Potato scone looks cooked to perfection.

[SpeckledJim]

Stuart70 said:

bolidemichael said:

My wife doesn't eat egg, so I asked them to put it on the side.

Having polished off the Kipper and eggs, here's the buffet effort

That prosciutto looks a bit bewildered to have found itself on that plate? Pining for the Tuscan hills?

Weird things happen at buffets. It's just the way it goes. Don't pillory Michael, if anything he's the victim here.

[CharlesdeGaulle]

SpeckledJim said:

Stuart70 said:

bolidemichael said:

My wife doesn't eat egg, so I asked them to put it on the side.

Having polished off the Kipper and eggs, here's the buffet effort

That prosciutto looks a bit bewildered to have found itself on that plate? Pining for the Tuscan hills?

Weird things happen at buffets. It's just the way it goes. Don't pillory Michael, if anything he's the victim here.

I'm struggling to ignore a half-slice of black pudding which looks to me as though the cut-line is to the right of 12 and 6; if you're doing half, it needs to be half.

More holistically, the kipper, the eggs, then the third plate is a substantial breakfast by any metric.

[Stella Tortoise]

[bolidemichael]

Stella Tortoise said:

My eyes have feasted before even having gazed upon the wonderfully presented breakfast.

[petemurphy]

Stella Tortoise said:

looks like a proper northern farmers breakkie. and hence lush!

[mickk]

Looks good but let down by the plate design.

[Gandahar]

bolidemichael said:

How's about this splendid efforts from the Apex Hotel Dundee

That is fecking

[Gandahar]

Although I would take off the fancy pants veg ( call my bluff on naming that ) and the lemon and instead stick on

A POACHED EGG x2

[Davie_GLA]

bolidemichael said:

My wife doesn't eat egg, so I asked them to put it on the side.

Having polished off the Kipper and eggs, here's the buffet effort

The ham looks a bit...... vaginal....

just Me??

[skinny]

Stella Tortoise said:

Wot no beans!?

[Bear-n]

skinny said:

Wot no beans!?

And all the better for it. Beans, or 'oops, have no place on a proper cooked breakfast. None.


There, I've said it.

[DoubleD]

Bear-n said:

skinny said:

Wot no beans!?

And all the better for it. Beans, or 'oops, have no place on a proper cooked breakfast. None.


There, I've said it.

It aint proper without beans

[Bonefish Blues]

DoubleD said:

Bear-n said:

skinny said:

Wot no beans!?

And all the better for it. Beans, or 'oops, have no place on a proper cooked breakfast. None.


There, I've said it.

It aint proper without beans

I'm with him. Tomatoes. They'd set that off nicely, as always

[mickk]

DoubleD said:

It aint proper without beans

This is correct.

[Bear-n]

mickk said:

This is correct.

In true internet style, you're wrong.

Cooked breakfast:

Meat. Hmm...
More meat...yummm
Fried things....get in my belly
Some eggs....oh yes

= Satisfaction level 11

No. Wait. I'd now like to add some sloppy, sugary st to my breakfast to swim about and invade everything on the pate.

You're wrong. Fight me.

[DoubleD]

Bear-n said:

mickk said:

This is correct.

In true internet style, you're wrong.

Cooked breakfast:

Meat. Hmm...
More meat...yummm
Fried things....get in my belly
Some eggs....oh yes

= Satisfaction level 11

No. Wait. I'd now like to add some sloppy, sugary st to my breakfast to swim about and invade everything on the pate.

You're wrong. Fight me.

Mmmmmmm beans are a must.

[Bonefish Blues]

Bear-n said:

mickk said:

This is correct.

In true internet style, you're wrong.

Cooked breakfast:

Meat. Hmm...
More meat...yummm
Fried things....get in my belly
Some eggs....oh yes

= Satisfaction level 11

No. Wait. I'd now like to add some sloppy, sugary st to my breakfast to swim about and invade everything on the pate.

You're wrong. Fight me.

Satan's semen

[mickk]

1. They're not slippy soppy things if you cook them correctly.

2. Its impossible to cook 'oops correctly

3. Dont argue with me