The "Full English" essential components...

[Cotty]

Plotloss said:

You need charger plates (or at the very least a Cotty-esque plat de le scam)

Hey im happy with this

[CDP]

Shaw Tarse said:

Could do with oatcakes

That's what I was thinking.

Is the poster a southerner?

[kiteless]

Shaw Tarse said:

Could do with oatcakes

Staffordshire: The Creative County

[CDP]

kiteless said:

Shaw Tarse said:

Could do with oatcakes

Staffordshire: The Creative County

And national experts on hardening arteries.

Ok, I forgot the DFM but that still leaves us top in England.

[Nolar Dog]

What's wrong with chips with a full breakfast?

Not that I eat it anymore mind as I'm watching my weight.

[LHD]

Nolar Dog said:

What's wrong with chips with a full breakfast?

Not that I eat it anymore mind as I'm watching my weight.

Being fat rocks.

I'm just claiming it's my winter insulation.

[HarryW]

Nolar Dog said:

What's wrong with chips with a full breakfast?

......

Just plain wrong, same goes for Tomato sauce it has to be brown sauce, both as wrong as maple syrup on your breakfast

[sleep envy]

Nolar Dog said:

What's wrong with chips with a full breakfast?

it's like eating curry with chips

must be a northern thing

[Skylinecrazy]

sleep envy said:

Nolar Dog said:

What's wrong with chips with a full breakfast?

it's like eating curry with chips

[Los Palmas 7]

My local caff produces "The Full Monty", the perfect pick-me-up on overhung Sunday mornings:

Bacon (three rashers)
Sausages (two)
Black Pudding (two slices)
Fried egg (two)
Hash Browns (three)
Tinned Tomatoes (two)
Baked Beans (too many to count)
Mushrooms
Bread and butter (four slices)
Coffee

God, I could eat that now...

ETA: Fried bread is the work of the devil himself and akin to eating greasy cardboard.

Edited by Los Palmas 7 on Wednesday 18th November 04:18

[zakelwe]

If you are talking essentials then potato should not be voted for, tut tut to everyone who did.

The basic constituents are

bacon
egg
sausage
tomato

Beans, mushrooms , blackpudding, toast etc are all add ons and acceptable. Potato is not acceptable in my book and if Judge Dredd existed in real life he would be going around dishing out "the Law" in this henious crime. Punishment would probably be having to eat butter beans for the rest of your life. Urrghhh...

Andy

[Lefty Two Drams]

OP, you're a rank amateur

You forgot:

White pudding
Red pudding
Fruit pudding
Potato scones (is this the same as potato cake?)
Lorne sausage
Coffee
Bloody Mary (with ground black pepper, lemon juice, tabasco, worcestershire and madeira wine)

Chips? fking chips!



As for condiments, black pepper is a must for the egg. I like english mustard for my sausages and tiptree brown sauce for everything else...

[Lefty Two Drams]

And tinned tomatoes?! WTF?

What's wrong with real ones?

I suspect the people who like tinned tomatoes also like tinned spaghetti hoops, campbells meatbells and the infamous chicken-in-a-can. Oh, and sodomy.

[sleep envy]

Los Palmas 7 said:

Tinned Tomatoes (two)

Lefty Two Drams said:

I suspect the people who like tinned tomatoes also like tinned spaghetti hoops, campbells meatbells and the infamous chicken-in-a-can. Oh, and sodomy.

you might be onto something with that

[bazking69]

Hash Browns and a few rounds of toast are also an essential.

[Lefty Two Drams]

sleep envy said:

Los Palmas 7 said:

Tinned Tomatoes (two)

Lefty Two Drams said:

I suspect the people who like tinned tomatoes also like tinned spaghetti hoops, campbells meatbells and the infamous chicken-in-a-can. Oh, and sodomy.

you might be onto something with that

[escargot]

Oatcakes? Chips?

fking hell, welcome to Browns Britain.

Bacon
Sausage
Fried egg
Fried bread
Black pudding
Mushrooms
Fried tomato
Toast
Copious amounts of tea.


THAT is an English Breakfast.

[Huntsman]

Our work canteen does 5 for £1.90 or 10 for £3.80 on Fridays, I have this weeks planned already, its listed on a slip of paper on my monitor.

Black pud
Black pud
Sausage
Bacon
Bacon
Hash brown
Fried Bread
Beans
Fried Egg
Fried Egg

[Huntsman]

Our work canteen does 5 for £1.90 or 10 for £3.80 on Fridays, I have this weeks planned already, its listed on a slip of paper on my monitor.

Black pud
Black pud
Sausage
Bacon
Bacon
Hash brown
Fried Bread
Beans
Fried Egg
Fried Egg

[Nolar Dog]

escargot said:

Oatcakes? Chips?

fking hell, welcome to Browns Britain.

Been eating it with chips long before Brown was the boss[sic]