Proper mustard

[spikeyhead]

sleep envy said:

Increases the bang?

It does, it also adds an additional flavour.

[sussexjob]

mix it with ice cold milk/dont know why but try it

[drivin_me_nuts]

.. I join your quest. I've never found a Wasabi or mustard powder that really does it for me. They''re never hot enough to add that sinus searing hit of deliciousness to a decent ham or beef sarnie. If the eyeballs don't slowly drip out my head and on to the plate in an emulsive slurrry of orgasmic heady infusion-ness, then the mustard is in the bin.

The bin is full. and the search continues...

[The Walrus]

drivin_me_nuts said:

.. I join your quest. I've never found a Wasabi or mustard powder that really does it for me. They''re never hot enough to add that sinus searing hit of deliciousness to a decent ham or beef sarnie. If the eyeballs don't slowly drip out my head and on to the plate in an emulsive slurrry of orgasmic heady infusion-ness, then the mustard is in the bin.

The bin is full. and the search continues...

Why bother with putting it in the food, surely for the direct hit just rub it straight in your eyes ?

[drivin_me_nuts]

The Walrus said:

drivin_me_nuts said:

.. I join your quest. I've never found a Wasabi or mustard powder that really does it for me. They''re never hot enough to add that sinus searing hit of deliciousness to a decent ham or beef sarnie. If the eyeballs don't slowly drip out my head and on to the plate in an emulsive slurrry of orgasmic heady infusion-ness, then the mustard is in the bin.

The bin is full. and the search continues...

Why bother with putting it in the food, surely for the direct hit just rub it straight in your eyes ?

aaah yes, but the pleasure is in the eating ...

[Dupont666]

The Walrus said:

drivin_me_nuts said:

.. I join your quest. I've never found a Wasabi or mustard powder that really does it for me. They''re never hot enough to add that sinus searing hit of deliciousness to a decent ham or beef sarnie. If the eyeballs don't slowly drip out my head and on to the plate in an emulsive slurrry of orgasmic heady infusion-ness, then the mustard is in the bin.

The bin is full. and the search continues...

Why bother with putting it in the food, surely for the direct hit just rub it straight in your eyes ?

Its your nose that needs it... not your eyes...

I suspect what the best one would be is to mix yellow and borwn mustard seeds to get the powder and mix with some wasabi.. thats without resorting to dried ground scotch bonnets...

[OllieWinchester]

Hoof a big 'pop star' line of colmans powder up your nose.

[Wadeski]

try fresh wasabi - what is usually sold as wasabi in this country is green dyed horseradish powder.

[Google [bot]]

No help whatsover, but this thread has had me pre-ordering my lunchtime beef & Guinness pie with hot english and a pint of the black stuff.