Dirty takeaway pictures

[SpeedMattersNot]

Council Baby said:

I'm amazed that all fitted on that one plate!!!!

[Council Baby]

I have a female staying with me for a while, she'd been sleeping off last night all day so I've fed her filthy Chinese before I lead her astray again.

fking stuffed!

[eskidavies]

Not dirty to start half a chick and chips with curry

Getting it dirty


Some bread to enclose the last chips and to mop up


end result



And i'm still peckish gonna have a bowl of cereal now as we'll

[eskidavies]

Not dirty to start half a chick and chips with curry

Getting it dirty


Some bread to enclose the last chips and to mop up


end result



And i'm still peckish gonna have a bowl of cereal now as we'll

[eskidavies]

Had to ,day on the piss tommorow,need some food in me.

The OH has gone to bed should order another pile of filth

[Rowan138]

tonights (recession budget) filth

on the bed, chicken noodle soup and square egg fried rice

[Caulkhead]

eskidavies said:

And i'm still peckish gonna have a bowl of cereal now as we'll

Not surprised, half a chicken is for ladies.

[escargot]

Rowan138 said:

tonights (recession budget) filth

on the bed, chicken noodle soup and square egg fried rice

Fair play mate

[SpeedMattersNot]

eskidavies said:

Had to ,day on the piss tommorow,need some food in me.

The OH has gone to bed should order another pile of filth

1000th post? Nice one.

Maybe on your 2000th post you could pour the chicken, curry sauce, chips and milk into the cereal box, shake it about and spread it over your face with a knife. Maybe then, just then, this topic will approve of your food.

It's a tough audience in here!

[George H]

Just picked this up. Kebab of some sort and chips with chilli dsuce

[exgtt]

giblet said:

I placed the order, and watched Chelsea beat Man U whilst my order was prepared. 45 mins later this was delivered to my doorstep -



FYI the container is a 11" pizza box. The full parmo was served as two halves. This was the plain one -



And this one was the one with pizza sauce -



After around 35-45 mins of casual eating, this is what was left. Grim, I know -

Looks nice that Giblet, where did you get it from? Good luck kickin the habit!

[Butter Face]

Sad times when the girl at the takeaway knows your name when you give your order. Maybe it's time to order something else

[GALLARDOGUY]

Pfft, that's nothing.

When I call my Chinese, my number and address shows up on their screen, and I just ask for the usual to be deliver pronto!

Simples.

[Mr Roper]

Butter Face said:

Sad times when the girl at the takeaway knows your name when you give your order. Maybe it's time to order something else

How wrong you are......I've been friends with Sonny my Indian chef for 15 years...Proper decent chap and someone I regard as a friend.

Embrace them before justeat sterilises human contact forever!!!

[Jer_1974]

Uranus said:

My local Chinese takeaway know me well....... Anyway, tonights offering:

Special curry and chips! Om nom nom.

That looks fantastic the chips look yum.

[Dr G]

GALLARDOGUY said:

Pfft, that's nothing.

When I call my Chinese, my number and address shows up on their screen, and I just ask for the usual to be deliver pronto!

Simples.

My girlfriend can walk into the curry house and gets asked if I want my usual - they have no idea what she wants :P

[DanDC5]

Tonight's treat gentlemen. Large mixed kebab and a portion of chips (I forgot said large kebab already has chips on it!!) Feel so violated now.

[anonymous-user]

I am so jealous of you lot who can get kebabs in naan bread. I have never had one and can only imagine it to be totally awesome. At home it's in a pitta, and here it's either as a "sandwich" or as a wrap which is nice but naan...

[wijit]

DanDC5 said:

Tonight's treat gentlemen. Large mixed kebab and a portion of chips (I forgot said large kebab already has chips on it!!) Feel so violated now.

That looks nice, but if I only got that much Doner on a mixed I would feel very robbed.

[DanDC5]

3rd pic was about halfway through eating. There was stloads of everything on it.