Mis-heard song lyrics

[Magictrousers]

Heard the 3 year old singing along to his Cars CD the other night.

'Get your cakes, on route 66'.

[anonymous-user]

Have an Aussie friend who insisted that "shoot the runner" by Kasabian was "st Torana, st, st torana". Apparently Holden Toranas have a reputation so bad in Australia that someone would write a song about it.

Also I am guilty of screaming "Winner takes over" for "when love takes over" whilst screaming the nuts off a 996 Turbo and over taking.

[VinceFox]

Anyone mentioned that nine inch nails track yet?

"i want to fk you like you're manimal".

Sickos.

[JonyTVR]

ex Girlfriend was singing Ricky Martin (i know I should have known it was doomed at this moment!) dont know what the song is called but was his one hit wonder, and sang ' shes into to superstitions, black cats and POODLE DOGS'

[nick s]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8lZuGaeoyA

"go on, go on, leave me Bradleeeeey"

[davhill]

Macy Grey - 'I Try'...

• I wear goggles* when you are not near.

• ...* = My world crumbles

[Ken Sington]

From Vanilla Radio by The Wildhearts.

"Where's my Elvis?" misheard as "My Aunt is Swiss"

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Stereophonic - Dakota.

You made me feel like a worm, made me feel like a worm...a worm.

Actually, I like that better!

[Famous Graham]

"You've got to roll with the punches to get to Montreal"

Had to look up the actual lyrics just now to check I was wrong

[arfur daley]

I used to think Michael Jackson said "and no message can be Andy clippard" in man in the mirror, who the furk is Andy Clippard??

[texasjohn]

Famous Graham said:

"You've got to roll with the punches to get to Montreal"

Had to look up the actual lyrics just now to check I was wrong

Van Halen - Jump

[kiethton]

Pon De Floor - Ladies get in line let me see your SSY

Should be - Ladies get in line let me see your BESTEST WINE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxD_7S7bl8k

[kiethton]

Also pretty much any lyric in this song....admittedly a piss take....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORi4xwSwWlM

[Famous Graham]

texasjohn said:

Famous Graham said:

"You've got to roll with the punches to get to Montreal"

Had to look up the actual lyrics just now to check I was wrong

Van Halen - Jump

Yep.

Another one that's just occurred (as I'm listening to it right now)

"Hi Time Magazine, a bullet surprise"

[Alfanatic]

Offspring - Smash.

the chorus starts "I'm not a trendy..." I can't type any more without being banned.
Anyway I always heard "I'm not in training..."

[Flying Toaster]

Lostprophets rooftops.

Standing on the rooftops everybody scream you're hard on!

(I don't actually like the song, it's the only amusing misheard lyric i can think of.)

[Ray Luxury-Yacht]

Iron Maiden - The Number of the Beast...

'What did I see - can I believe? Were they reflections of my warped mind staring back at me?'

My version:

'What did I see - can I believe? Were they reflections of my walkman staring back at me?'

[Ray Luxury-Yacht]

Flying Toaster said:

Lostprophets rooftops.

Standing on the rooftops everybody scream you're hard on!

(I don't actually like the song, it's the only amusing misheard lyric i can think of.)

I love the LostProphets.

When I first heard them I thought they were another West Coast American punk band like Offspring, Blink 182 etc.

Can't believe they're Welsh boys!

Went to see them live a few years back, great

[andy_s]

Weekend in Dublin with wife, plewtered in a bar, Thin Lizzy comes on, she starts singing away, getting more and more into it, people joining in, and then in an ambitious but impressive mezzo soprano, she deafens everyone with:

"Whack for my daddy-o, there's whiskey in the garden"...

[Arun_D]

Chiddy Bang - Ray Charles.

Unfortunately all I hear is 'Craig Charles' :-(