Top Contender for "I Just Don't Get it..."?

Top Contender for "I Just Don't Get it..."?

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anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 3rd January 2018
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200Plus Club said:
Just reading Bruce's autobiography. Very interesting hearing the background to their early albums and famous songs. Never been their biggest fan but they've endured and turned out some good stuff over the years.
Not listened to the latest albums yet.
The first albums with Paul Di'Anno are not too bad.

CanAm

9,202 posts

272 months

Wednesday 3rd January 2018
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cherryowen said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
You can feel the emotion if you listen to someone like Karen Carpenter.
100% this

A voice to soothe the most fevered brow
Except for their version of Tim Hardin's Reason to Believe which had all emotion removed to produce a "happy clappy" version of a great song.

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 3rd January 2018
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U2. The Smiths. The Stone Roses. The Rolling Stones. Bob Dylan. Yazz And The Plastic Population.

Speed 3

4,564 posts

119 months

Wednesday 3rd January 2018
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Manic Street Preachers

All very earnest but its music by numbers and one of those annoying songwriters who makes lyrics fit where don't oughta in the melody

marcosgt

11,021 posts

176 months

Thursday 4th January 2018
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
Whitney Houston. It's all so effortless and pitch perfect so lacks any humanity in my opinion. If a computer could sing, it would sound like Whitney. I want my signers to be making an effort to get it right. You can feel the emotion if you listen to someone like Karen Carpenter. When Whitney sings, it's just someone who is just doing her job. A job she can do supremely well without much effort. It's fking souless and very boring.
Interesting - I'm not a fan of that style of music really, but her voice gets me every time.

Maria Carey for me - Sounds like a cat in a tumble dryer to me.

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Russian Troll Bot

24,980 posts

227 months

Thursday 4th January 2018
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marcosgt said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
Whitney Houston. It's all so effortless and pitch perfect so lacks any humanity in my opinion. If a computer could sing, it would sound like Whitney. I want my signers to be making an effort to get it right. You can feel the emotion if you listen to someone like Karen Carpenter. When Whitney sings, it's just someone who is just doing her job. A job she can do supremely well without much effort. It's fking souless and very boring.
Interesting - I'm not a fan of that style of music really, but her voice gets me every time.

Maria Carey for me - Sounds like a cat in a tumble dryer to me.

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I don't know the technical term, but I hate sings like that who turn it up to 11 and extend every line to show off their vocal range, not "I love you" but "I loooooooooovee yoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuu". Just like a 5 minute guitar solo, it's impressive on a technical level but isn't enjoyable or emotional.

Bullett

10,886 posts

184 months

Thursday 4th January 2018
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We call it vocal gymnastics.
You have an impressive range, we get it. You don't have to use it every fricking line.

Another vocal tick is that sort of urg/grrr sound these type of singers often make. You hear this a lot on xfactor type shows/singers. Around 1:20 on this video - https://youtu.be/mU_A1uvyLRQ?t=76

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 4th January 2018
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Russian Troll Bot said:
I don't know the technical term, but I hate sings like that who turn it up to 11 and extend every line to show off their vocal range, not "I love you" but "I loooooooooovee yoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuu". Just like a 5 minute guitar solo, it's impressive on a technical level but isn't enjoyable or emotional.
Don't, whatever you do, look up Georgia Brown if vocal histrionics aren't your thing.

JLC25

572 posts

122 months

Thursday 4th January 2018
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Speed 3 said:
Manic Street Preachers

All very earnest but its music by numbers and one of those annoying songwriters who makes lyrics fit where don't oughta in the melody
I would highly recommend listening to The Holy Bible - best work they've ever done and completely difference to the Manics as of now. Opposite of music by numbers.

Nothing particularly offends me and there's good/bad and genius in every genre - but when you get into the harsh end of noise (Merzbow, Stallagh) you've lost me.

AdeTuono

7,254 posts

227 months

Thursday 4th January 2018
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Simonium said:
U2. The Smiths. The Stone Roses. The Rolling Stones. Bob Dylan. Yazz And The Plastic Population.
I'd lay money that that's the first time YazzATPP has been mentioned in the same sentence as Dylan/The Stones.

W124

1,530 posts

138 months

Friday 5th January 2018
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Joe Bonnamassa. No emotion. He’s not that good technically either.

Simes205

4,539 posts

228 months

Friday 5th January 2018
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Russian Troll Bot said:
I don't know the technical term, but I hate sings like that who turn it up to 11 and extend every line to show off their vocal range, not "I love you" but "I loooooooooovee yoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuu". Just like a 5 minute guitar solo, it's impressive on a technical level but isn't enjoyable or emotional.
The technical term is melisma, and you’re right it’s annoying.

irocfan

40,439 posts

190 months

Saturday 6th January 2018
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JLC25 said:
but when you get into the harsh end of noise (Merzbow, Stallagh) you've lost me.
had to look those 2 up - and WTF??

Stalaggh have found a small cult-like fan base due to the fact that they actually have mental patients do the vocals for their albums. One particular "guest" vocalist was locked away for brutally stabbing his own mother over 30 times to death at the age of 16.... eek

Walter Sobchak

5,723 posts

224 months

Saturday 6th January 2018
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For me it’s Coldplay, I don’t passionately hate them or anything but I just find their music really dull and his voice grating, not a big U2 fan either.

The Red Hot Chili Peppers last few albums have done nothing for me,they don’t seem capable of writing anything good without John Fruscainte.


Some people don’t like OK Computer, fair enough, music is certainly very subjective I think it’s a brilliant album, as is The Bends and In Rainbows but their other work I can take or leave to be honest.

TwigtheWonderkid

43,356 posts

150 months

Sunday 7th January 2018
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Simes205 said:
Russian Troll Bot said:
I don't know the technical term, but I hate sings like that who turn it up to 11 and extend every line to show off their vocal range, not "I love you" but "I loooooooooovee yoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuu". Just like a 5 minute guitar solo, it's impressive on a technical level but isn't enjoyable or emotional.
The technical term is melisma, and you’re right it’s annoying.
Dreadful, isn't it. Whitney is a bugger for that nonsense, one of the reasons I can stand her.

Is there a technical term for that thing French singers all seem to do. They stretch the first word of the line of lyrics over 95% of the music, and cram the remaining words super quick into the last 5% of the line of music. Difficult to explain in words ,but Charles Ansnavour......
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (takes 5 seconds) mayhaverthefaceican'tforget (takes half a second).

They all do it, Edith Piaf, Sacha Distillery. Every bloody line. Does my fking head in.

Simes205

4,539 posts

228 months

Sunday 7th January 2018
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Can you put up an example?

cherryowen

11,710 posts

204 months

Sunday 7th January 2018
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W124 said:
Joe Bonnamassa. No emotion. He’s not that good technically either.
He's a very good "MOR" blueser, and blows me into the weeds for playing blues guitar (the result of being 100% more talented, and practising more than my half hour per day), but I largely agree.

BB. Moore, and Green are - for me - much easier on the ear.



AppleJuice

2,154 posts

85 months

Wednesday 10th January 2018
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Moonhawk said:
Adele - I have had cats put down that made that noise........i'm all for real emotion in a song, but the faux anguish she liberally furnishes her songs with really grates.
Sounds like a cat being shoved through a cheese grater; Someone Like You is a prime example.

marcosgt

11,021 posts

176 months

Thursday 11th January 2018
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AdeTuono said:
I'd lay money that that's the first time YazzATPP has been mentioned in the same sentence as Dylan/The Stones.
Probably the last, except as a quote too!

I rather liked the energy of "The Only Way Is Up", but my wife bought the CD for me on the strength of that and it was 99% crap - definitely a one-hit wonder!

I suspect, though, that you'd have more fun at a Yazz concert than a Dylan one... (Actually, you'd probably have more fun at the Dentist!)

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generationx

6,742 posts

105 months

Thursday 11th January 2018
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That fking dirge "Fairytale of New York" by the Pogues and Kirsty McColl.

Every year either this or "Last fking Christmas" is consistently at the top of every Greatest Christmas Hits list and I just don't understand why. If I hear it in a shop in the festive period I'm likely to leave.