Two misheard lyrics

[tribalsurfer]

kowalski655 said:

And IIRC the MY original lyric was "pass the coochie(so?)"(a joint) and was replaced by "dutchie"(a pot" as it was felt not right for kids to be singing about drugs.
I may have missed remembered though.

i remember hearing that as well.

[audidoody]

Bob Dylan apparently became a Beatles fan when he heard their drug song "I wanna hold your hand"

And when I touch you I feel happy inside
it's such a feeling that my love
I get high
I get high
I get hiiiiiighh

[Zod]

I'm sure they must be in the other thread, but here are two:

"Excuse me while I touch this guy" from Purple Haze

and

the Clash classic, "Ptarmigan" (Tommy Gun)

[TwigtheWonderkid]

My youngest son when he was about 7, singing along to Dakota by Stereophonics...

"You make me feel like a worm, make me feel like a worm.....a worm. "

[Engineer792]

Zod said:

"Excuse me while I touch this guy" from Purple Haze

The version I heard was, "Excuse me while I kiss this guy"

Another two:

"The jealous mother's son" (Billie Jean, Michael Jackson)

and:

"The hot dogs go on" (Titanic theme, Celine Dion)

One of my favourites is:

"The train it won't stop going, no it won't slow down" (Locomotive breath, Jethro Tull)

[Dave2P]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

My youngest son when he was about 7

Ha ha, reminded me of my lad showing his PH credentials at an early age singing along to Bryan Adams (some sources incorrectly title this song "Somebody")...

I need some pie
Some pie like you
Everybody needs some pie
I need some pie
Hey what about you
We all need some pie

[GloverMart]

"It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not."

Obvious song, clear mistake

[SeeFive]

The Bond song with percussion just at the wrong time in a couple of places gets old Gladys singing "got a license to kilt"...

And Kim Carnes banging on about how Betty Davis's eyes could make a crow blush...

[J4CKO]

Golden Brown, for years I wondered what 'with my micherons', it's with my mind she runs.

[languagetimothy]

Madonna also said that "last night I dreamt of some dago" and goes on to sing, in same verse, about a girl with eyes like potatoes

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qqIIW7nxBgc

[Evangelion]

I always thought MY were singing "pass the dutchie PAN the left hand side" - probably because i believed the story about it being a cooking pot.

[Willy Nilly]

Did I drink too much?
Am I losing touch?
Did I build this st Touareg?

Touareg, Touareg, Touareg,
Did I build this st Touareg?

[Turn7]

Phil Collins :
"Because we shared the laughter and the pain,
we even shared the cheese...."


Johnny Nash
"I can see Diedre now Lorraine has gone..."

Bronski Beat
"It aint Nessers Celery sow".....