PistonHeader summed up in a song

[Rawwr]

Blur's Charmless Man was in the radio this morning and it was almost as if though Damon Albarn was singing about the average PistonHeads member.

Any other nominations?

[cobra kid]

Sexy Thing.

[LiamB]

Gary Jules Mad World

[DonkeyApple]

Judging by the number of chubby chasers, the Mac Lads and Sweaty Betty.

[200Plus Club]

Take it easy, by The Eagles...

Perhaps not thinking about it..

[Jonboy_t]

Mariah Carey - I can’t live without you

Michael Bolton - How Can We Be Lovers If We Can’t Be Friends

[tactical nuclear penguin]

Ozzy, Crazy train

[Justices]

On certain topics over on NPE this springs to mind..

Safe for work

[Dave.]

Coldplay - Fix You

For those of us who spend more time in the garage than behind the wheel...

[CypSIdders]

My Perfect Cousin!

[Gary29]

Rawwr said:

Blur's Charmless Man was in the radio this morning and it was almost as if though Damon Albarn was singing about the average PistonHeads member.

Any other nominations?

Nailed it.

He also drives a 911

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1a_4CN4onA

[alorotom]

For the divorced thread:

Better off alone

[davhill]

Take your pick...

Urban Spaceman

Rocket Man

[robbocop33]

I reckon the song 'Eventually Turn against the OP' by the 'Leftie Politically correct gang' is a great song to sum up Pistonheads lately.

[Dave.]

I did think Salt and Pepper's "Push It", but that's naff... Then, The Killer " The Man".... Much better....


[Verse 1]
I know the score like the back of my hand
Them other boys, I don't give a damn
They kiss on the ring, I carry the crown
Nothing can break, nothing can break me down
Don't need no advice, I got a plan
I know the direction, the lay of the land
I know the score like the back of my hand
Them other boys, I don't give a damn

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm the man, come round
No-no-nothing can break, no-nothing can break me down
I'm the man, come round and
No-no-nothing can break, you can't break me down

[Chorus]
I got gas in the tank
I got money in the bank
I got news for you baby, you're looking at the man
I got skin in the game
I got a household name
I got news for you baby, you're looking at the man

[Verse 2]
When it comes to Friday, I always earn
Don't try to teach me, I got nothing to learn
'Cause baby I'm gifted
You see what I mean?
USDA certified lean

[Dave.]

Had the delight of Radio 1 on the way home (Scott Mills > Steve Wright) and heard "German" be EO... Not quite sure which end of the scale it's on tbh....


[Pre-Chorus]
Got my wrist blinging in a German
Got my Gold chain Swinging in a German
Real G's man bringing in a German
Got some bad B's singing in a German

[Chorus]
In a German
In a German
In a German whip in a foreign car
In a German
In a German
In a German whip in a foreign car

[Verse 1]
They think they making P's we be making R's
They be taking bus we in a foreign cars
Come and take some change
Top up your oyster card
We'll be living large because the world is ours
Because the world is ours
Look at my wrist, that's the reward for all these battle scars
Look at my roof I took that off, I wanna see the stars
V-12 engine in a BM Tar, I'm coming fast

[Pre-Chorus]
Got my wrist blinging in a German
Got my Gold chain Swinging in a German
Real G's man bringing in a German
Got some bad B's singing in a German

[Chorus]
In a German
In a German
In a German whip in a foreign car
In a German
In a German
In a German whip in a foreign car
Got my wrist blinging in a German
Got my Gold chain Swinging in a German
Real G's man bringing in a German
Got some bad B's singing in a German

[Verse 2]
I wanna make a shoutout to the teachers
That said I wouldn't make it far
Look at me baby I be pulling up in foreign cars
Je m'appelle the money
Man yeah I got foreign bars
They said that my come up was a fluke
I know how to play my cards
I'm always in a German coop
I don't need no body guards
A German BMW
Be my wife thats all I ask
I got the sauce I got the Juice
Foreign cars we're going fast
I got the black Mercedes too
There's no way I'm coming last

[Pre-Chorus]
Got my wrist blinging in a German
Got my Gold chain Swinging in a German
Real G's man bringing in a German
Got some bad B's singing in a German

[Chorus]
In a German
In a Germcar
In a German whip in a Foreign car
In a German
In a German
In a German whip in a Foreign car
Got my wrist blinging in a German
Got my Gold chain Swinging in a German
Real G's man bringing in a German
Got some bad B's singing in a German

[marksx]

You're so vain - Carly Simon

[Doofus]

Kate Nash. dhead.