The WHERE WAS TOM Lyrics Questions Thread

The WHERE WAS TOM Lyrics Questions Thread

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Skyedriver

17,920 posts

283 months

Saturday 27th June 2020
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Salmonofdoubt said:
What the hell was going on for the entirety of Whiter Shade of Pale?

None of it makes sense.
At the time it was released, Garry Brooker said they'd sang the song so many times while trying to record it, that he was just making lyrics up as they went along for this version.

Police State

4,068 posts

221 months

Sunday 28th June 2020
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DickyC said:
So what did Bobbie and Billie Joe throw off the Tallahatchie Bridge?
The Baby.

DickyC

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49,852 posts

199 months

Sunday 28th June 2020
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Police State said:
DickyC said:
So what did Bobbie and Billie Joe throw off the Tallahatchie Bridge?
The Baby.
I wondered that but how could Bobbie and Billie Joe have kept the baby a secret? Living at home with her parents the deception would mostly be down to Bobbie but Billie Joe would have had to keep quiet and he, according to Bobbie's father, never had a lick of sense. Could she have relied on him?

2 sMoKiN bArReLs

30,265 posts

236 months

Sunday 28th June 2020
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DickyC said:
Police State said:
DickyC said:
So what did Bobbie and Billie Joe throw off the Tallahatchie Bridge?
The Baby.
I wondered that but how could Bobbie and Billie Joe have kept the baby a secret? Living at home with her parents the deception would mostly be down to Bobbie but Billie Joe would have had to keep quiet and he, according to Bobbie's father, never had a lick of sense. Could she have relied on him?
Perhaps they borrowed the baby from a neighbour

DickyC

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49,852 posts

199 months

Sunday 28th June 2020
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2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:
Perhaps they borrowed the baby from a neighbour
To practice throwing babies off bridges in case she got pregnant? It's a bit extreme, isn't it? How about, with him there, she threw the distributor for his Stutz Bearcat from the bridge? He coped to begin with but chose to end it all after he spoke to the suppliers.

2 sMoKiN bArReLs

30,265 posts

236 months

Sunday 28th June 2020
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On the box tonight


TwigtheWonderkid

43,451 posts

151 months

Tuesday 30th June 2020
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In Abba's The Day Before You Came, she leaves her house at 8am and gets to work at 9:15. But on the way home, she leaves at 5pm and gets home at 8. That's 1hr 45mins longer? We know she stops to get a Chinese take away, but that takes maybe 20 mins max. So what's going on?

The Hypno-Toad

12,292 posts

206 months

Tuesday 30th June 2020
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DickyC said:
I wondered that but how could Bobbie and Billie Joe have kept the baby a secret? Living at home with her parents the deception would mostly be down to Bobbie but Billie Joe would have had to keep quiet and he, according to Bobbie's father, never had a lick of sense. Could she have relied on him?
They weren’t hiding a baby’s death, they were faking Billie Joes death. If you look at when the song was written they were faking his death so he could dodge the draft for Vietnam. But whatever it’s about it’s a terrifically atmospheric song.

droopsnoot

12,004 posts

243 months

Wednesday 1st July 2020
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While we're at it, then, does the car in "Greased Lightning" have two gearboxes? "Well, this car's automatic, it's hydromatic, it's something-else-matic, well it's Greased Lightning", the song says at the start, but then later it says "with a four-speed on the floor".

TwigtheWonderkid

43,451 posts

151 months

Wednesday 1st July 2020
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"I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot the deputy".

Is that really the defence case you want to run with......I mean......seriously?

DickyC

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49,852 posts

199 months

Wednesday 1st July 2020
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droopsnoot said:
While we're at it, then, does the car in "Greased Lightning" have two gearboxes? "Well, this car's automatic, it's hydromatic, it's something-else-matic, well it's Greased Lightning", the song says at the start, but then later it says "with a four-speed on the floor".
A pot pouri of excerpts from songs with references to car parts assembled by a lyricist with little time or knowledge. The "four on the floor" is lifted straight from the Beach Boys' Little Deuce Coupe.

Lyricist: What's four-on-the-floor?
Bystander: Four speeds.
Lyricist: Got it, thanks. I'll put four speed on the floor.
Bystander: Must you?

DickyC

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49,852 posts

199 months

Wednesday 1st July 2020
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
"I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot the deputy".

Is that really the defence case you want to run with......I mean......seriously?
His defence is, he shot the sheriff in self defence but had nothing to do with the shooting of the deputy which was an unfortunate coincidence that might appear incriminating.

Your witness.

TwigtheWonderkid

43,451 posts

151 months

Wednesday 1st July 2020
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DickyC said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
"I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot the deputy".

Is that really the defence case you want to run with......I mean......seriously?
His defence is, he shot the sheriff in self defence but had nothing to do with the shooting of the deputy which was an unfortunate coincidence that might appear incriminating.

Your witness.
So, the deputy is shot, and you admit to being in the area, at the time, and to being someone who shoots law enforcement officers, yet you deny any involvement. Apparently, we're being asked to believe that at the time that you, a self confessed shooter of law enforcement officers, was on site when a law enforcement officer was shot, another shooter of law enforcement officers also happened to be passing by and decided to shoot the deputy?
Because, it seems, people who shoot law enforcement officers are two a penny?

Come on Mr Marley, seriously. Have you been smoking weed, expecting us to swallow this nonsense?


Edited by TwigtheWonderkid on Wednesday 1st July 12:02

colin_p

4,503 posts

213 months

Wednesday 1st July 2020
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Taking a Quantum Jump, I'd love to know what this means...

Taumatawhakatangihangakoayauo-tamateaturipukakapikimaungahoro-nukypokaiwhenuakitanatahu

Cowboys and Indians something something something

But still as cool as 41 years later.

DickyC

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49,852 posts

199 months

Wednesday 1st July 2020
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
Come on Mr Marley, seriously. Have you been smoking weed, expecting us to swallow this nonsense?
How can my client be a suspect in any wrongdoing? He holds a respectable place in society from being in business for many years with Ebenezer Scrooge. Shot the deputy, indeed! Preposterous.

2 sMoKiN bArReLs

30,265 posts

236 months

Tuesday 14th July 2020
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We all thought David Gates was also at it elsewhere:

"If a man could be two places at one time,
I'd be with you."


....and the other place?

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

117 months

Tuesday 14th July 2020
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Salmonofdoubt said:
What the hell was going on for the entirety of Whiter Shade of Pale?

None of it makes sense.
Gary Brooker the writer will probably agree with you. But I like the idea of 18 vestal virgins, whatever is going on.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

117 months

Tuesday 14th July 2020
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2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:
We all thought David Gates was also at it elsewhere:

"If a man could be two places at one time,
I'd be with you."


....and the other place?
Maybe she was an identical twin...

2 sMoKiN bArReLs

30,265 posts

236 months

Tuesday 14th July 2020
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nonsequitur said:
2 sMoKiN bArReLs said:
We all thought David Gates was also at it elsewhere:

"If a man could be two places at one time,
I'd be with you."


....and the other place?
Maybe she was an identical twin...
yes that would make it acceptable

2 sMoKiN bArReLs

30,265 posts

236 months

Thursday 16th July 2020
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I was trying to go it solo with someone else's band

Kevin, how is that even possible?