Who Are Your 'Off Switch' Artists?

[parakitaMol.]

shih tzu faced said:

Can’t remember ever hearing a sea shanty played on the radio, what station do you listen to??!

There’s some tosser appearing on every news channel at the moment showing how amazing Sea Shanties are for young people to get into

They aren’t

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silverthorn2151 said:

Radiohead. The very definition of emperors new clothes. Nasty nasty noise.

I'd rather listen to U2...and I feckin hate them. Actually, I couldn't, they're simply horrid.

For people who buy all their clothes in Marks & Spencers.

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LunarOne said:

slopes said:

paulguitar said:

LunarOne said:

Heather from M-People. The only person who makes me want to nuke my radio from orbit. It's the only way to be sure...

Completely agree. Horrible voice.

She was invited to turn the Christmas lights on one year and i would say 95% of the audience freezing their tits off had no idea who the feck she was

Movin' On Down then...

Yes Heather is in the cellar

Along with Cher, when she did that voice synth warbling

It’s all yodelling to me. And utterly awful

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Alternatively you could just find the sound of the Beatles really grating and their voices really horrible without any deconstructed analysis

The whole of Folk music is just the same, nails on blackboard. Penny whistles, melodians, fiddles and shanties. Awfulness.

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Cloudyday said:

My first post so please be kind.
I get that not everyone likes The Beatles, personal choice and all that but surely you don’t think Love Me Do sounds anything like Tomorrow Never Knows!! You might still hate the sound, okay, but the songs are nothing at all similar.

Having be physically unable to listen to any of their 'music' without my head bleeding I could not possibly compare song by song or I would actually die - worse than Covid. To me, that jangly jarring bippity bop sound they have is unmistakable and awful. Therefore it's 'all the same' to me - that doesnt mean I can't tell the difference between one awful ditty to another awful ditty.

Welcome to the Head of Pissing Off - oh sorry, that's me, I mean Pistonheads

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paulguitar said:

parakitaMol. said:

Having be physically unable to listen to any of their 'music' without my head bleeding I could not possibly compare song by song or I would actually die - worse than Covid. To me, that jangly jarring bippity bop sound they have is unmistakable and awful. Therefore it's 'all the same' to me - that doesnt mean I can't tell the difference between one awful ditty to another awful ditty.

Welcome to the Head of Pissing Off - oh sorry, that's me, I mean Pistonheads

Do you think 'A Day in the Life is a 'ditty'?

Nursery rhyme ditty.
Worse than children singing, whistling and Mariah Carey.

Fishing heads.

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paulguitar said:

parakitaMol. said:

Nursery rhyme ditty.
Worse than children singing, whistling and Mariah Carey.

Fishing heads.

We've reached peak internet.

I've not even started.

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Current one for me

Squid

ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE HORRIBLE AWFUL NASTY SOUND - ARRRRRRGHHHHHH STOP WHO BUYS THIS st?





Pissed old bloke outside a pub on a Saturday night, scream-shouting absolute drunken gibberish at passers by - that's Squid if you haven't heard them.

Edited by parakitaMol. on Monday 26th July 10:08