Who Are Your 'Off Switch' Artists?

Who Are Your 'Off Switch' Artists?

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Trophy Husband

3,924 posts

108 months

Friday 1st January 2021
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CloudStuff said:
Trophy Husband said:
THE LIGHTHOUSE FAMILY!!!

I wish they'd been 'lifted' and then dropped from height.
THIS. The most insipid, turgid, placid, beige load of ste ever.

Also, 'the' 1975, clean bandit.
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Are we related? Clean Bandit!!!! So bad that I forgot them! Garbage that really doesn't need recycling.

thebraketester

14,246 posts

139 months

Friday 1st January 2021
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Bee gees.

Edited by thebraketester on Friday 1st January 19:37

parakitaMol.

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11,876 posts

252 months

Friday 1st January 2021
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CTO said:
Ellie Goulding.


Had the misfortune to see a small part of a live set of hers once.

As someone on another forum accurately described it.......

`It was essentially an hour of being shouted at by a lovesick aerobics teacher`

Fkin terrible.
It’s the idiotic ga ha baby voice she does, awful

irocfan

40,532 posts

191 months

Friday 1st January 2021
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any reality show 'talent'

Mr Tidy

22,398 posts

128 months

Friday 1st January 2021
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Mumford and Sons and Feorge Ezra are top of my list. banghead

Wacky Racer

38,173 posts

248 months

Friday 1st January 2021
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MonkeyBusiness said:
Bruce Springsteen by a long shot.
This.

I love Simply Red and The Lighthouse Family.

dlks151

345 posts

49 months

Friday 1st January 2021
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Another vote for shouty man Bruce Springsteen

robsa

2,260 posts

185 months

Friday 1st January 2021
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Have we had Ed Sheeran yet?



- of course we f*cking have. Not heard a single song by him that I've thought 'wow, that's great'

cherryowen

11,715 posts

205 months

Friday 1st January 2021
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Much, if not all, of my music is played in my car.

Given that, and that my radio is hard-wired to BBC Radio 3 and my other choices are in the CD changer (old school 2007 Saab Aero), then I have to nominate my Off Switches to composers / pieces of music.

Some that easily spring to mind:-

Anything by Arnold Schoenberg
Anything by Aaron Copeland
Most of the works of Stravinsky
Most of the works of the Strauss family
Much of the work by Britten
Much of the work by Ravel
The final movement of Max Bruch's violin concerto
Beethoven's 5th




thebraketester

14,246 posts

139 months

Friday 1st January 2021
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Rod Stewart.

Squareroot

17 posts

65 months

Friday 1st January 2021
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Anything by The Police or Sting
Rap/grime/dub generally
Anything now described as r’n’b
Dead or Alive - I know which choice I would vote for
The Waterboys

LunarOne

5,217 posts

138 months

Friday 1st January 2021
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cherryowen said:
Given that, and that my radio is hard-wired to BBC Radio 3 and my other choices are in the CD changer (old school 2007 Saab Aero), then I have to nominate my Off Switches to composers / pieces of music.
How awfully inconvenient! It must come as something of a shock every time you reach the full length of the cable and either your car comes to a sudden halt, or your car radio flies out through the back window. Is that why they it's called Aero?

getmecoat

whitesocks

1,006 posts

47 months

Saturday 2nd January 2021
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CloudStuff said:
Dirty sod

NMNeil

5,860 posts

51 months

Saturday 2nd January 2021
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bad company said:
How do you define ‘pop music’?
The old grey whistle test was used in the 1920's.
If you hear a song once and can whistle it afterwards, it'll be a hit.
If that's true then rap can't be classed as music. biggrin

p4cks

6,917 posts

200 months

Saturday 2nd January 2021
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Coldplay. I can see why some people would like them but I can not stand them.

There's a song with the lyrics 'oooh... ahhh... oooh... ahhh...' for about three verses and it always makes me laugh that he's written that and laughing all the way to the bank.

Speaking of laughing all the way to the bank Music Magpie gave me £2.50 for Ed Sheeran's album back in the day. Mugs.

Evoluzione

10,345 posts

244 months

Sunday 3rd January 2021
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CallThatMusic said:
Ed Sheerin
Sheerin' sheep?
Serious Jockin' no G.

anonymous-user

55 months

Sunday 3rd January 2021
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There's this microphone chap who is live and direct but he keeps saying it over and over again. He annoys me.

Magnum 475

3,551 posts

133 months

Sunday 3rd January 2021
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99% of Rap/Grime/Drill/HipHop/DubStep etc. There are a few exceptions, such as the current hit “De Vuelta Pa’ La Vuelta” from Daddy Yankee & Marc Anthony, but the HipHop / Rap element is only a small part of this.

Anyone who uses Autotune. Why try to make a singing star out of someone who can’t sing??

So-called “R’n’B”. This used to mean Rhythm & Blues, but the latest version s bear no resemblance to Rhythm & Blues as I know it. (This makes me sound like an old git - I’m not even 50 yet)

Radio 3 & 4 are my main listening stations now, with everything else taken from my music collection so I manage to avoid most of my instant turn-offs without trying smile





Edited by Magnum 475 on Sunday 3rd January 06:36

parakitaMol.

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11,876 posts

252 months

Sunday 3rd January 2021
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p4cks said:
Coldplay. I can see why some people would like them but I can not stand them. .
I can’t see why people like them. Bland like shopping for clothes at Next.

You can add Radiohead to that. Interchange Radioplay.

And U2 - yes I already did them but I hate those tossers so much they are in twice.


OVER SINGING aaaaaargh fking no! Why? Warbling up and down on every word STOP IT!

Actually you can add OVER PLAYING guitar solos. Self indulgent annoying whine, basically Steve Vai and any guitarist who models themself on him.

parakitaMol.

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11,876 posts

252 months

Sunday 3rd January 2021
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tedmus said:
Paloma Faith mad
Yes

I liked one song and stupidly bought the album. I’ve since deleted and punched myself in the face for good measure.