More 'Audiophile' bullsh*t

More 'Audiophile' bullsh*t

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robbiekhan

1,466 posts

177 months

Tuesday 22nd June 2021
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The mind boggles on those cable shenanigans lol.

Many years ago I bought VanDamme blue thick gauge speaker cables and terminated them myself with some decent quality bananas. Think I paid about £2 a metre. They look the bees knees and are as thick as my thumb, will certainly outlast me. That's all I look for in a cable, how it is built and protected from the bends of life and stuff laugh

Driller

8,310 posts

278 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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"The Bends of Life" laugh

robbiekhan

1,466 posts

177 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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As David Mitchell once said, you have all sorts of shoes, today I am wearing my normal life shoes laugh

Cables are like shoes.

Zoon

6,701 posts

121 months

Thursday 24th June 2021
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anonymoususer

5,812 posts

48 months

Thursday 24th June 2021
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Zoon said:
That is surely aimed at Russ Andrews customers and personally I think it's high time Russ Andrews had a worthy competitor
https://www.russandrews.com/search/?name=fuse

Russ Andres price is significantly cheaper and if this means the huge benefits of changing a fuse to one of these audible delights is brought to a wider audience it can only be good news

LunarOne

5,182 posts

137 months

Thursday 24th June 2021
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Zoon said:
Did you read the FAQ on that? Directional fuses? Burn-in period?? Have they not heard of AC??? Well at least it's a change from directional speaker cable...

AW111

9,674 posts

133 months

Thursday 24th June 2021
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I've been ripping my CD collection, and some of the ones that lived in various cars are pretty battered.

Green own was useless (surprise!), but polishing the pits and dents with toothpaste recovered mist of them biggrin


I didn't test which brand toothpaste was best - clearly a marketing opportunity for someone less scrupulous than me.

tactical lizard

166 posts

131 months

Thursday 24th June 2021
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LunarOne said:
Zoon said:
Did you read the FAQ on that? Directional fuses? Burn-in period?? Have they not heard of AC??? Well at least it's a change from directional speaker cable...
Was thinking thinking the same, surprised none of these companies have been investigated by trading standards.

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 24th June 2021
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From the Russ Andrews fuse page:

And the result? UltraFuse™ - the best 13A mains plug fuses we have heard.

FFS!

TEKNOPUG

18,950 posts

205 months

Thursday 24th June 2021
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I think that the problem is that from a scientific point of view, one could argue that a lot of the principles of all these audio snake oils ring true. However, the effects must be so infinitesimally small as to be impossible to actually discern with the human ear. Even moreso when you consider the market for high end audio is mainly middle aged men, whose hearing has considerably degraded since their youth.

It's like twin probe platinum spark plugs. I'm sure they do create a cleaner, more powerful spark. But I call absolute bks that they can consistently be identified as installed in double-blind tests.

Gary C

12,431 posts

179 months

Thursday 24th June 2021
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TEKNOPUG said:
I think that the problem is that from a scientific point of view, one could argue that a lot of the principles of all these audio snake oils ring true.
No you cant.

Gary C

12,431 posts

179 months

Thursday 24th June 2021
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Zoon said:
Love the quote

"Today physicists understand electrons don't flow at all"

and

"to understand how electricity travels without electrons ever leaving their respective atoms"

Well, bugger me, not only is electrical transmission theory out of the window, doping silicon in PN junctions can't work either !

That reminds me, must remember to buy some unicorn tears for my left handed dishwasher.

LunarOne

5,182 posts

137 months

Thursday 24th June 2021
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TEKNOPUG said:
It's like twin probe platinum spark plugs. I'm sure they do create a cleaner, more powerful spark. But I call absolute bks that they can consistently be identified as installed in double-blind tests.
I think that's different. A better spark plug is more likely to give clean combustion even under sub-optimal conditions, so in an ideal world you shouldn't notice the difference. It's in conditions when you might have weak spark or no spark at all with a fouled standard plug where you might not realise the difference they are making because the engine runs normally when with cheaper plugs, it might not.

Toltec

7,159 posts

223 months

Thursday 24th June 2021
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tactical lizard said:
LunarOne said:
Zoon said:
Did you read the FAQ on that? Directional fuses? Burn-in period?? Have they not heard of AC??? Well at least it's a change from directional speaker cable...
Was thinking thinking the same, surprised none of these companies have been investigated by trading standards.
Oddly enough the address on the website appears to be a semi-detached house. Possibly the super secret research labs are underneath in a bunker.

LunarOne

5,182 posts

137 months

Thursday 24th June 2021
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Toltec said:
tactical lizard said:
LunarOne said:
Zoon said:
Did you read the FAQ on that? Directional fuses? Burn-in period?? Have they not heard of AC??? Well at least it's a change from directional speaker cable...
Was thinking thinking the same, surprised none of these companies have been investigated by trading standards.
Oddly enough the address on the website appears to be a semi-detached house. Possibly the super secret research labs are underneath in a bunker.
You'd have thought that if they were good enough to sell well, the website address would at least be a detached house!

TEKNOPUG

18,950 posts

205 months

Thursday 24th June 2021
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LunarOne said:
TEKNOPUG said:
It's like twin probe platinum spark plugs. I'm sure they do create a cleaner, more powerful spark. But I call absolute bks that they can consistently be identified as installed in double-blind tests.
I think that's different. A better spark plug is more likely to give clean combustion even under sub-optimal conditions, so in an ideal world you shouldn't notice the difference. It's in conditions when you might have weak spark or no spark at all with a fouled standard plug where you might not realise the difference they are making because the engine runs normally when with cheaper plugs, it might not.
Then you're comparing a working plug with a sub-standard non working plug . Like comparing a £140 Fuse with a twisted piece of tin foil... hehe

anonymoususer

5,812 posts

48 months

Thursday 24th June 2021
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Toltec said:
Oddly enough the address on the website appears to be a semi-detached house. Possibly the super secret research labs are underneath in a bunker.
They did this sort of thing in an episode of Captain Scarlett and the Mysterons

Jinx

11,391 posts

260 months

Thursday 24th June 2021
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Gary C said:
That reminds me, must remember to buy some unicorn tears for my left handed dishwasher.
Make sure you get them from the correct eye - I once used some right eye unicorn tears - the results were too horrible to contemplate- ended up replacing the lot.

anonymoususer

5,812 posts

48 months

Thursday 24th June 2021
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AW111 said:
I've been ripping my CD collection, and some of the ones that lived in various cars are pretty battered.

Green own was useless (surprise!), but polishing the pits and dents with toothpaste recovered mist of them biggrin


I didn't test which brand toothpaste was best - clearly a marketing opportunity for someone less scrupulous than me.
I did this with my telephone directories collection

Zoon

6,701 posts

121 months

Thursday 24th June 2021
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LunarOne said:
Toltec said:
tactical lizard said:
LunarOne said:
Zoon said:
Did you read the FAQ on that? Directional fuses? Burn-in period?? Have they not heard of AC??? Well at least it's a change from directional speaker cable...
Was thinking thinking the same, surprised none of these companies have been investigated by trading standards.
Oddly enough the address on the website appears to be a semi-detached house. Possibly the super secret research labs are underneath in a bunker.
You'd have thought that if they were good enough to sell well, the website address would at least be a detached house!
And the company not dissolved via compulsory strike-off.
Maybe nobody saw the value in 13amp fuses for £150