The worst actor in the history of cinema?
Discussion
grumbledoak said:
It's got to be Matt Damon, surely? Seen Team America? He wasn't there for nothing.
Sure, he isn't worse than Keanu Reeves and Tom Cruise but both of them are quite easy to like on screen. Damon just makes me want to beat him to death with a knobkerry.
What about the Bourne films you madman?Sure, he isn't worse than Keanu Reeves and Tom Cruise but both of them are quite easy to like on screen. Damon just makes me want to beat him to death with a knobkerry.
Nicholas Cage, without question although he had a rare moment of excellence in Leaving Las Vegas
The entire cast of the original Beverly Hills 90210 programme (I'm pretty sure there was a film version at some point, which qualifies them for this thread) Luke Perry, Brian Austin Green, Jason Priestley, Shannon Docherty et al...
And a special mention must go to Tori Spelling, who looks like a horse with malnutrition and got every acting job she ever had because of who her daddy is...
And a special mention must go to Tori Spelling, who looks like a horse with malnutrition and got every acting job she ever had because of who her daddy is...
Edited by GALLARDOGUY on Monday 16th May 18:12
grumbledoak said:
It's got to be Matt Damon, surely? Seen Team America? He wasn't there for nothing.
He was in Team America because he is good friends with Matt Stone and Trey Parker and told them he had better be in it "or else" so they decided to make him appear to be a retard for a joke. You *do* realise that Team America wasn't real don't you?
JonRB said:
He was in Team America because he is good friends with Matt Stone and Trey Parker and told them he had better be in it "or else" so they decided to make him appear to be a retard for a joke.
You *do* realise that Team America wasn't real don't you?
Plus the matt damon song was brilliant You *do* realise that Team America wasn't real don't you?
rhinochopig said:
P-Jay said:
Woah there! Harrison Ford what this guy?;
Really the WORST actor in the history of cinema? In a world where Pauly Shore can make 47 films, you choose Han-fecking-Solo as the worst actor in history.
Agreed, whilst no acting genius, he only registers the barest whiff of Keanu on the Reeves scale.Really the WORST actor in the history of cinema? In a world where Pauly Shore can make 47 films, you choose Han-fecking-Solo as the worst actor in history.
GALLARDOGUY said:
Luke Perry
He wasn't too bad as the panicking sketch bloke at the beginning of 5th Element Although talking of 90210, Tori "I have a huge moonface, no discernible acting ability whatsoever and, oh, my dad's the owner of the show" Spelling, kicks the lot of them into touch by a factor of elventy billion anyway.
frontbum said:
Nicholas Cage for me. Any film he is in is ruined by his presence.
Killing me won't bring back your goddamn honey!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo
Sean Bean - i'm not sure which is more overpowering, the poorness of his acting or his general t
ttishness. I confess i haven't seen much of his work; Ronin was enough for me, but i'm amazed by the way he is lauded by fans and critics. I suspect most of them are sexually frustrated women. I also supect that when at home he wears a bottle green velvet smoking jacket and smokes his balkan sobranies through a long silver cigarette holder and talks like brian sewell - i bet he only puts on that nooooortherrn accent for effect.
ttishness. I confess i haven't seen much of his work; Ronin was enough for me, but i'm amazed by the way he is lauded by fans and critics. I suspect most of them are sexually frustrated women. I also supect that when at home he wears a bottle green velvet smoking jacket and smokes his balkan sobranies through a long silver cigarette holder and talks like brian sewell - i bet he only puts on that nooooortherrn accent for effect. Ewan S said:
John Wayne - almost certainly - I can't tell any of his characters apart.
^^^^ This. I have never managed to watch a Duke move all the way through. Every film blends into the same rubbish. Even when he was out of cowboy costumes and into military outfits and the one where he seemed to be mimicking the Clintmeister in Dirty Harry (But i don't know whcih came first).jas xjr said:
I think his name is Hugh grant. 4 weddings and notting hill. Cannot watch anything with him in it
I concur...As does Dennis Pennis:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEp0zceBZrU
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