Simon Cowell's Face

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lord-of-creation

Original Poster:

3,214 posts

194 months

Monday 30th May 2011
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What the hell has he done? Looks very weird indeed!

Jasandjules

69,931 posts

230 months

Monday 30th May 2011
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Got smugger?

hyperblue

2,802 posts

181 months

Monday 30th May 2011
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Looks like he's been hit near his left eye.

Oakey

27,593 posts

217 months

Monday 30th May 2011
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Looks like someone punched him in the left eye

FourWheelDrift

88,554 posts

285 months

Monday 30th May 2011
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Oakey said:
Looks like Cheryl Cole punched him in the left eye
yes

She's a vicious bh.

Jw Vw

4,832 posts

164 months

Monday 30th May 2011
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Oakey said:
Looks like someone punched him in the left eye
With any luck!

robsco

7,834 posts

177 months

Monday 30th May 2011
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FourWheelDrift said:
yes

She's a vicious bh.
I bet. cloud9

Beefmeister

16,482 posts

231 months

Tuesday 31st May 2011
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I dunno about his face, but a stylist is seriously needed here:



Shirt open waaaay too much, trousers too long, what a complete tool.

Chad_Hugo

650 posts

179 months

Tuesday 31st May 2011
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From that picture I get the impression that the trousers have been left that long to conceal the heel on his shoes.

There's no way someone so self obssessed and image conscious would wear such comically long trousers on purpose unless there was a reason for it.

It's the dreaded man heel, or 'meel'.


Shaw Tarse

31,543 posts

204 months

Tuesday 31st May 2011
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Er Simon

hornetrider

63,161 posts

206 months

Tuesday 31st May 2011
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Chad_Hugo said:
From that picture I get the impression that the trousers have been left that long to conceal the heel on his shoes.
Without a shadow of a doubt! Looks ridiculous!

Halb

53,012 posts

184 months

Tuesday 31st May 2011
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hornetrider said:
Chad_Hugo said:
From that picture I get the impression that the trousers have been left that long to conceal the heel on his shoes.
Without a shadow of a doubt! Looks ridiculous!
http://i13.tinypic.com/2ypb5lx.jpg
biggrin

Jasandjules

69,931 posts

230 months

Tuesday 31st May 2011
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Halb said:
Is it deliberate that it's called tinypic?!

Halb

53,012 posts

184 months

Tuesday 31st May 2011
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Jasandjules said:
Halb said:
Is it deliberate that it's called tinypic?!
I was at work and couldn't see what I was posting, I meant to post the below

Some serious footwear going on therebiggrin

El Guapo

2,787 posts

191 months

Friday 3rd June 2011
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Halb said:
I meant to post the below

Some serious footwear going on there
Sly Stallone in wearing trainers shocker

Uglybob

84 posts

193 months

Friday 3rd June 2011
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It's not just me then! I thought something was odd with his face the other night but mrs bob said I was imagining it. I'm going to say crows feet reduction or bo-tox. Ego much...!

Halb

53,012 posts

184 months

Friday 3rd June 2011
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El Guapo said:
Halb said:
I meant to post the below

Some serious footwear going on there
Sly Stallone in wearing trainers shocker
For a normal shoe look at what Katzenberger is wearing, Sly's trainers must have an extra 2 inches in thembiggrin