Bad Films You Never Completed Watching...
Discussion
What is the worst film you've watched 50% or less of?
One that has still managed to convince you it is the worst film you've ever seen?
I watched a film called 'the Outlaw' with an actor called Daniel Dyer in it. And I have to say, the persons who wrote the script have very unusual motivations.
Here is a transcript I took of the opening scene; no idea what the characters are talking about, maybe you can make out something?
Man 1: 'Ere mate, you marrying that bird?
Daniel Dyer: Sorry?
Man 1: I said 'Are you marrying that bird?'
DD: Yeah
Man 1: Lemme smash her back doors in before you turn the nut?
Girl: Grow up you silly little w
ker.
Man 1: Tell you what, you wanna keep that on a fking leash, or else she'll be having her dinner thorough a straw for the next six months.
DD drives off, pursued by unrealistic, poorly written character of Man 1 in hot pursuit!
One that has still managed to convince you it is the worst film you've ever seen?
I watched a film called 'the Outlaw' with an actor called Daniel Dyer in it. And I have to say, the persons who wrote the script have very unusual motivations.
Here is a transcript I took of the opening scene; no idea what the characters are talking about, maybe you can make out something?
Man 1: 'Ere mate, you marrying that bird?
Daniel Dyer: Sorry?
Man 1: I said 'Are you marrying that bird?'
DD: Yeah
Man 1: Lemme smash her back doors in before you turn the nut?
Girl: Grow up you silly little w
ker.Man 1: Tell you what, you wanna keep that
on a fking leash, or else she'll be having her dinner thorough a straw for the next six months.DD drives off, pursued by unrealistic, poorly written character of Man 1 in hot pursuit!
You didn't watch a Danny Dyer film all the way through
Absolutely every single moment young Daniel spends on screen just has to be viewed in it's entirety, if for no other reason than watching the cinematic equivalent of a motor race 'big one' (plus the obvious comedic value of watching the world's softest cockeney hard man).
Absolutely every single moment young Daniel spends on screen just has to be viewed in it's entirety, if for no other reason than watching the cinematic equivalent of a motor race 'big one' (plus the obvious comedic value of watching the world's softest cockeney hard man).
) ClintonB said:
You didn't watch a Danny Dyer film all the way through
Yes I did! One called the 'Football Factory'. There was this really well written scene (which didn't rip off Goodfellas 
) in which one man pretends to be angry with another man before revealing that in fact, he was only pretending! 
GentleFellow said:
ClintonB said:
You didn't watch a Danny Dyer film all the way through
Yes I did! One called the 'Football Factory'. There was this really well written scene (which didn't rip off Goodfellas ) in which one man pretends to be angry with another man before revealing that in fact, he was only pretending! 
Good man, apart from not seeing the obvious comedy of the Dyer principle (plus Tamer Hassan).
What's not to love?
Fight Club?!?!?!? Brilliant film!
I don't think I've ever walked out of the cinema without seeing the end of a film (I'm like that with books, too, no matter how awful I see them through to the bitter end!
), but I wish I had with "An Officer and a Gentleman" - Utter tripe...
Oh, and Transformers 2...
M.
I don't think I've ever walked out of the cinema without seeing the end of a film (I'm like that with books, too, no matter how awful I see them through to the bitter end!
), but I wish I had with "An Officer and a Gentleman" - Utter tripe...Oh, and Transformers 2...
M.
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