Bad Films You Never Completed Watching...

Bad Films You Never Completed Watching...

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Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

187 months

Monday 11th July 2011
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First Jurassic Park - walked out of the cinema about half way through.

Nardies

1,173 posts

220 months

Monday 11th July 2011
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The sequel to The Blair Witch Project.

Trustmeimadoctor

12,652 posts

156 months

Monday 11th July 2011
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fantastic mr fox
sahara

erm there have been others but i must have blocked them from my mind

fido

16,823 posts

256 months

Monday 11th July 2011
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Marley and Me, yesterday. 30 minutes and I couldn't bare anymore.

Outlaw was okay. I remember watching it with 5 other people in an empty Sutton cinema, which added to the gritty atmosphere, and the start of the film was at least interesting.

Edited by fido on Monday 11th July 10:55

KaraK

13,187 posts

210 months

Monday 11th July 2011
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Kevin & Perry Go Large - remains the only film I've ever walked out of a cinema during.

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 11th July 2011
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The latest one that I've just turned off was Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. I'm suprised it won so many awards because it bored the tits off me. Only one I've walked out of the cinema for was the second Pirates of the Carribean film, turgid dross and I waited in the bar instead.

thebluebus

3,558 posts

218 months

Monday 11th July 2011
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Bad Biology

Franklyn

Donkey Punch

Zombie King

Bone Sickness


Are the ones that come to mind straight away. It takes a special kind of badfilm to beat me.

Oh yes.

zac510

5,546 posts

207 months

Monday 11th July 2011
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A Japanese movie about a man who spoilt his wife with clothes. Then she died and he found a replacement wife to wear the clothes. It was so bad I didn't just walk out of the cinema, I walked out of my friend's living room!

thebluebus

3,558 posts

218 months

Monday 11th July 2011
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Oh, and Sympathy For Lady Vengeance.

I don't think I'll live long enough to find the time to watch that.

CurvaParabolica

6,726 posts

185 months

Monday 11th July 2011
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Bad Lieutenant; it got rave reviews and from the sound of it all I thought I'd enjoy it. I couldn't be more wrong.

Also, Eagle vs Shark; which is odd as I love Flight of the Conchords but just couldn't get into this.

KrazyIvan

4,341 posts

176 months

Monday 11th July 2011
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Kung Pow - Told by a friend that it was the funniest film he had ever seen, I got about 40 laugh free mins or so in, and saw that there was still about 90 mins to go, and promtly tunred it off, put it back in the box and then in the bin.

Pretty much any film I have been "tricked" into watching that has Julia Roberts.

Alfa numeric

3,027 posts

180 months

Monday 11th July 2011
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Uncontroversial- Anger Management. I got as far as the scene where Jack Nicholson stops the car on the bridge and tells Adam Sandler to sing. At that point I realised that my toes had curled so much my lower legs looked like swiss rolls.


Controversial- Unforgiven. I've tried several times to watch it but have never made it past the 30 min mark.

bob1179

14,107 posts

210 months

Monday 11th July 2011
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Freddy Got Fingered.

I made it about twenty five minutes in and just couldn't watch anymore, it was awful.

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OllieC

3,816 posts

215 months

Monday 11th July 2011
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CurvaParabolica said:
Bad Lieutenant; it got rave reviews and from the sound of it all I thought I'd enjoy it. I couldn't be more wrong.

Also, Eagle vs Shark; which is odd as I love Flight of the Conchords but just couldn't get into this.
The original with Harvey Keitel, or the 'remake' with Nicholas Cage ?

I quite like both, which is odd because I normally get enraged with the thought of a remake, although there are a lot of differences between the two.

I wanted to hate the Cage version, but it was actually alright (imho).

The Harvey Keitel version is really one of the most difficult to watch films I have seen (because of the subject, not because its st), I thought it was a magnificant performance from the lead actor.

Roop

6,012 posts

285 months

Monday 11th July 2011
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I may well get flamed for this, but I stopped watching the Senna film about half way in and went to get a beer. Didn't bother going back to it. Dull as.

Northern Munkee

5,354 posts

201 months

Monday 11th July 2011
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Roop said:
I may well get flamed for this, but I stopped watching the Senna film about half way in and went to get a beer. Didn't bother going back to it. Dull as.
I salute you sir, for your honesty and bravery. I will not burn you at the stake, I haven't seen it yet, a mate was disappointed, possibly too much hype and publicity raising expectation too far.

I've just bought, and waiting for the entire GT Racer output myself from the US, for my car porn fix.

CurvaParabolica

6,726 posts

185 months

Monday 11th July 2011
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OllieC said:
CurvaParabolica said:
Bad Lieutenant; it got rave reviews and from the sound of it all I thought I'd enjoy it. I couldn't be more wrong.

Also, Eagle vs Shark; which is odd as I love Flight of the Conchords but just couldn't get into this.
The original with Harvey Keitel, or the 'remake' with Nicholas Cage ?

I quite like both, which is odd because I normally get enraged with the thought of a remake, although there are a lot of differences between the two.

I wanted to hate the Cage version, but it was actually alright (imho).

The Harvey Keitel version is really one of the most difficult to watch films I have seen (because of the subject, not because its st), I thought it was a magnificant performance from the lead actor.
The remake; perhaps I just wasn't in the right mood for watching it by the time I finally got round to it.

Mike 820

569 posts

188 months

Monday 11th July 2011
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UncleRic said:
'Sex Lives of the Potato Men'.

'Get him to The Greek'.

Serously, wtf?
I can hold my breath for longer than I spent watching these two heaps of ste.
Im with you on that one.

I watched get him to the greek at home and turned off after a short time. I remember thinking "thank god i didnt go see that at the cinema or it would have been the first film i ever walked out of".

Mitchmachine

602 posts

173 months

Monday 11th July 2011
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All good choices but I raise you:

Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid.

Every single thing about this was bad, the originial film was average at best. Exited the cinema about 30mins into the main film.

Also worthy of a mention - Last Action Hero. Dire.

Tonsko

6,299 posts

216 months

Monday 11th July 2011
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The Terminal. Only film I've ever left a cinema halfway through.