Bad Films You Never Completed Watching...
Discussion
A dear friend lent me this film, and I thought it was so good I watched it twice in the same weekend:
Sexy Beast
So then he recommended me this film:
The Business
It's basically the same obvious character development and predictable moral thread of the Football Factory, put in the setting of Sexy Beast, mixed with the styling of Vice City, all mixed together to create (what I'd presume is) one of the most poorly conceived films ever made. Although I never watched it my brother told me the protagonist punches a girl in the face at the end before driving off into the sunset -- what a friend of humanity!
Sexy Beast
So then he recommended me this film:
The Business
It's basically the same obvious character development and predictable moral thread of the Football Factory, put in the setting of Sexy Beast, mixed with the styling of Vice City, all mixed together to create (what I'd presume is) one of the most poorly conceived films ever made. Although I never watched it my brother told me the protagonist punches a girl in the face at the end before driving off into the sunset -- what a friend of humanity!
Edited by GentleFellow on Monday 11th July 13:49
Edited by GentleFellow on Monday 11th July 13:50
GentleFellow said:
It's basically the same obvious character development and predictable moral thread of the Football Factory, put in the setting of Sexy Beast, mixed with the styling of Vice City, all mixed together to create (what I'd presume is) one of the most poorly conceived films ever made. Although I never watched it my brother told me the protagonist punches a girl in the face at the end before driving off into the sunset -- what a friend of humanity!
I've seen that one too, she deserved it for being one of the most annoying characters ever created.
TimJMS said:
The Devil Wears f
king Prada.
Utter dirge that the wife wasted twenty, perfectly good Queen quids on buying.
I would highly recommend that this excremental ejaculation be watched in no - def.
I like TDWP.king Prada.Utter dirge that the wife wasted twenty, perfectly good Queen quids on buying.
I would highly recommend that this excremental ejaculation be watched in no - def.
It's good at being what it is, a feelgood romantic light-hearted comedy drama thing.
It's like a big packet of fizzy sweets in the shape of hearts - perfectly nice if you want to eat a big packet of fizzy sweets in the shape of hearts. But not much cop if you want a BK Whopper or a steak.
Then you'd be better off with Bad Boys or Dawn Of The Dead.
vladcjelli said:
*Dons flameproof suit*
There will be one or two people who disagree with this choice, and I am not going to go so far as to say it is a terrible film.
On three separate occasions I have tried to watch Blade Runner, and three times I have fallen asleep.
Funnily enough I've sat down to watch it a couple of times on TV and found myself flicking channels instead.There will be one or two people who disagree with this choice, and I am not going to go so far as to say it is a terrible film.
On three separate occasions I have tried to watch Blade Runner, and three times I have fallen asleep.
thebluebus said:
I like TDWP.
It's good at being what it is, a feelgood romantic light-hearted comedy drama thing.
It's like a big packet of fizzy sweets in the shape of hearts - perfectly nice if you want to eat a big packet of fizzy sweets in the shape of hearts. But not much cop if you want a BK Whopper or a steak.
Then you'd be better off with Bad Boys or Dawn Of The Dead.
Is it? It's good at being what it is, a feelgood romantic light-hearted comedy drama thing.
It's like a big packet of fizzy sweets in the shape of hearts - perfectly nice if you want to eat a big packet of fizzy sweets in the shape of hearts. But not much cop if you want a BK Whopper or a steak.
Then you'd be better off with Bad Boys or Dawn Of The Dead.
TimJMS said:
thebluebus said:
I like TDWP.
It's good at being what it is, a feelgood romantic light-hearted comedy drama thing.
It's like a big packet of fizzy sweets in the shape of hearts - perfectly nice if you want to eat a big packet of fizzy sweets in the shape of hearts. But not much cop if you want a BK Whopper or a steak.
Then you'd be better off with Bad Boys or Dawn Of The Dead.
Is it? It's good at being what it is, a feelgood romantic light-hearted comedy drama thing.
It's like a big packet of fizzy sweets in the shape of hearts - perfectly nice if you want to eat a big packet of fizzy sweets in the shape of hearts. But not much cop if you want a BK Whopper or a steak.
Then you'd be better off with Bad Boys or Dawn Of The Dead.
For example, Saw (the first one) is a piece of liver that looks pretty unappetising but turns out to be quite tasty.
Whereas the rest of the Saw franchise are increasingly out of date pork pies that you just know are made of pretty unpleasant ingredients, but when you do try them they're greasy and horrible and make you feel a little bit queasy.
Especially when you see all that yucky jelly stuff leaking out.
Ew.
Northern Munkee said:
Roop said:
I may well get flamed for this, but I stopped watching the Senna film about half way in and went to get a beer. Didn't bother going back to it. Dull as.
I salute you sir, for your honesty and bravery. I will not burn you at the stake, I haven't seen it yet, a mate was disappointed, possibly too much hype and publicity raising expectation too far.I've just bought, and waiting for the entire GT Racer output myself from the US, for my car porn fix.
tonym911 said:
Surprised that Snakes On A Plane hasn't been mentioned. Even more surprised that Clockwork Orange has. 
Snakes on a Plane is expected to be a bit rubbish - Deliberately bad but fun in a brain-out way. Clockwork Orange is supposed to be high art, or a classic of it's generation, from a world-class director but disappoints massively.
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