Bad Films You Never Completed Watching...

Bad Films You Never Completed Watching...

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Streps

2,449 posts

167 months

Monday 11th July 2011
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The Brothers Grimm
Dozed off.

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

187 months

Monday 11th July 2011
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tonym911 said:
Surprised that Snakes On A Plane hasn't been mentioned. Even more surprised that Clockwork Orange has. irked
My 'Clockwork Orange vs. Backdraft' thread is possibly to blame.

HurryUpAndWait

1,003 posts

204 months

Monday 11th July 2011
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Alexander.

Gave up after an hour. There were 2 more to go.

Big budget swords and sandals that was utter dross.

FraserLFA

5,083 posts

175 months

Monday 11th July 2011
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GentleFellow said:
Daniel Dyer
It's your own fault!

Tonsko

6,299 posts

216 months

Monday 11th July 2011
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A friend and I tried to get a hashtag trneding on twitter #harderthandannydyer, prefixed by things like, 'Morph' and 'Great Uncle Bulgaria'

Tsippy

15,077 posts

170 months

Monday 11th July 2011
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Can I add 'Babylon AD' to the list please, stars Vin Diesel blowing things up with a weird storyline, was bored after 20 minutes!

NailedOn

3,114 posts

236 months

Monday 11th July 2011
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2012

A series of naff Hollywood cliches. A bad story, badly told
Truly dreadful. Avoid.

shakotan

10,714 posts

197 months

Monday 11th July 2011
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Napoleon Dynamite - we left about halfway through, the rest of the cinema goers had walked out long before us. Spoke to the usher on the way out, said "you might as well turn it off, chap, there's no-one left in there"

Utter ste, I don't think I laughed once.

24lemons

2,659 posts

186 months

Monday 11th July 2011
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Johnnytheboy said:
First Jurassic Park - walked out of the cinema about half way through.
WHAT?! It's flipping awesome! If you left halfway through you probably missed the man on the loo bit which is class!

The third film was pants though,I'll admit.

The Hypno-Toad

12,292 posts

206 months

Monday 11th July 2011
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Robb F said:
Marley and me.


what a load of ste!
Don't. Get. Me. Started. furious

I've looked high and low for my famous rant on that subject, can't find the bloody thing anyway.

GentleFellow

Original Poster:

700 posts

154 months

Monday 11th July 2011
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Heathcliff: You teach me how cruel you’ve been – cruel and false. Why did you despise me? You have killed yourself!
Cathy: Let me alone! If I have done wrong then I am dying for it!
Heathcliff: Kiss me again; don’t let me see your eyes! I forgive what you have done to me. I love my murderer!
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Man 1: Tell you what, you wanna keep that a fking leash, or else she'll be having her dinner thorough a straw for the next six months.

Heathcliff and Cathy drive off, pursued by unrealistic, poorly written character of Man 1 in hot pursuit!

Halb

53,012 posts

184 months

Monday 11th July 2011
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Johnnytheboy said:
My 'Clockwork Orange vs. Backdraft' thread is possibly to blame.
That and the fact that ACO is utter stebiggrin

jackthelad1984

838 posts

182 months

Monday 11th July 2011
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tried watching kill bill, didnt like, turnt off and not watched the sequels, same with the matrix, mates loved it, i just yawned and turned off after less than a hour, sci fi stuff not really my thing, and shutter island is one i wished i turned off, a few hours of my life im just not gonna get back!

FraserLFA

5,083 posts

175 months

Monday 11th July 2011
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Snoggledog said:
Fight Club and Sunshine. Two films that I hated from the off. I have no idea how they ended and have no wish to know.
if i was you, i'd really watch the ending to Fight club. It's amazing.

MadMullah

5,265 posts

194 months

Monday 11th July 2011
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i watch movies no matter how retarded they are.

but the other day for the first time in 32 years i switched off a movie cause it was so ste

Anuvahood.

wtf

its utter st. if st could st it would result in this st. thats how st it was.

Funkycoldribena

7,379 posts

155 months

Monday 11th July 2011
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I would of walked out of Inception if I'd had the balls to,-utter garbage.
Also add;
Stone
Five across The Eyes

993AL

1,939 posts

219 months

Tuesday 12th July 2011
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The Hypno-Toad said:
Don't. Get. Me. Started. furious

I've looked high and low for my famous rant on that subject, can't find the bloody thing anyway.
Is this it? http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a... now you can get the blood pressure up all over again smile

MGZRod

8,087 posts

177 months

Tuesday 12th July 2011
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Prince of Persia, first film Ive walked out of at the cinema, and we weren't the only ones. Same with the recent Robin Hood.

attym3

7,259 posts

169 months

Tuesday 12th July 2011
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Robin Hood, the new one with Russel Crowe. What a load of crap and his accent goes from American to Brummy to Welsh and then Irish. Drivel.

Mark

ESOG

1,705 posts

159 months

Tuesday 12th July 2011
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NailedOn said:
2012

A series of naff Hollywood cliches. A bad story, badly told
Truly dreadful. Avoid.
Totally agree. Biggest POS film I have ever seen. My vote is SPlice. Have any of you seen this crapfest of a film?