Bad Films You Never Completed Watching...
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attym3 said:
You would though 
Mark
Hahaha hell no!!! Maybe if she had hair... Maybe then Mark
like the conehead daughter, maybe if she had a little patch of hair right on the apex of her cone hahaha Imagine being that guys wife though from Splice walking in on her husband doing that creature. At the end though when it turned into a male and raped her. That's just sick!! By the way, the actress who played the lady in that movie and in Dawn of the Dead, I don't like her. She's a s
te actress and she's ugly.993AL said:
The Hypno-Toad said:
Don't. Get. Me. Started. 
I've looked high and low for my famous rant on that subject, can't find the bloody thing anyway.
Is this it? http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a... now you can get the blood pressure up all over again I've looked high and low for my famous rant on that subject, can't find the bloody thing anyway.
UncleRic said:
'Sex Lives of the Potato Men'.
'Get him to The Greek'.
Serously, wtf?
I can hold my breath for longer than I spent watching these two heaps of ste.
What did you expect? A look at the synopsys and actors tell you all you need to know about these films.'Get him to The Greek'.
Serously, wtf?
I can hold my breath for longer than I spent watching these two heaps of s
te.Also the ones on Syfy like Mega Shark v Giant Octopus are usually shot tongue in cheek anyway.
I fell asleep watching Inception on Sky Box Office, and have never been bothered to buy it, waiting to see it on Sky Movies now, falling asleep would be akin to walking out mentally?
Another steaming turd which I watched all the way through but wished I had walked out, or rather turned off (it was a cheap DVD) was Brian De Palma (a generally good director) Iraq war drama Redacted.
The worst film I have seen (to the end) in a long time.
Another steaming turd which I watched all the way through but wished I had walked out, or rather turned off (it was a cheap DVD) was Brian De Palma (a generally good director) Iraq war drama Redacted.
The worst film I have seen (to the end) in a long time.
shakotan said:
Napoleon Dynamite - we left about halfway through, the rest of the cinema goers had walked out long before us. Spoke to the usher on the way out, said "you might as well turn it off, chap, there's no-one left in there"
Utter ste, I don't think I laughed once.
I love that film. It did well at the box office, but as you say not everybody gets it. We put it on at my wife's parents house a few weeks ago and they just sat there looking confused.Utter s
te, I don't think I laughed once.One of the worst films I watched all the way through was Bad Lieutenant with Harvey Keitel, it just seemed totally aimless. I've since watched the sequel with Nicolas Cage which was slightly better.
My problem is once I start watching something I can't stop, no matter how bad it is. The only exception being Hidden Dragon where I actually fell asleep.
shakotan said:
Napoleon Dynamite - we left about halfway through, the rest of the cinema goers had walked out long before us. Spoke to the usher on the way out, said "you might as well turn it off, chap, there's no-one left in there"
Utter ste, I don't think I laughed once.
I didn't get this either. Another along the same lines would be Gentleman Broncos. I thought it was utter, utter crap. I did watch it to the end though just to see if there was a point to it all. There wasn't...Utter s
te, I don't think I laughed once.Leprechaun 3 in da Hood and Dont Go in the Woods are two films that jump to my mind when I read this thread.
Leprechaun 3 was painfully bad, and Don't Go in the Woods I watched on a reccommendation that it was good - turned it off after 20 minutes.
Anaconda - any of them are awful.
Octoshark or something - beyond dire!
Leprechaun 3 was painfully bad, and Don't Go in the Woods I watched on a reccommendation that it was good - turned it off after 20 minutes.
Anaconda - any of them are awful.
Octoshark or something - beyond dire!
Mr Roper said:
V for Vendetta
Have no idea what it's about but I do know that after only a short while I considered opening my skull so I can eat my own brains.
I have to call you out on this.Have no idea what it's about but I do know that after only a short while I considered opening my skull so I can eat my own brains.
I appreciate that it is not the slickest of productions I have ever seen. Nor is it the most riveting of storylines but it has one of the very best character introductions I have ever heard. The sort of "Choose life" type speeches that even if you might not agree with them you can't help but wonder if it would be worth the 15 minutes or so of your life to remember
V said:
But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
(pause) Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
(pause) Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
marcosgt said:
I don't think I've ever walked out of the cinema without seeing the end of a film (I'm like that with books, too, no matter how awful I see them through to the bitter end! ),
Im like that as well, you just think its going to get better then the credits roll. 8 Mile for me, it finished and the GF and me looked at each other and said that was crap. ), 
North West Tom said:
The Fighter. Turned it off after 10 minutes, complete ste.
Really? The recent film with Bale and Whalberg?te. There is 5 or 6 films mentioned in this thread that I think are very good.
There is however about a dozen or more listed in the good films thread that I think are utter steaming piles.
Films I couldn't finish.
Bridget Jones
Love Actually
Bad Boys 2
Along Came Polly
Liar Liar
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