What scary dinosaur film?

[Mobsta]

GF hates dinosaur films, they scare her. So what film might I surprise her with - I'm not aware of much other than the JP films. Cloverfield type flicks might count, we enjoyed that together. Any suggestions? Not that JP was scary, but... The scarier the better. Anything to put a bit of mustard up her bum when we sit down to watch it ?

[NoVetec]

Ice Age.

[Cock Womble 7]

[ellis427]

Cock Womble 7 said:

what a film

[jmorgan]

Valley of the Gwangi.


Oh hang, on, you said scary.......

[jarnold88]

Godzilla? Not really scary but I'm struggling with this one haha

[Mobsta]

jarnold88 said:

Godzilla? Not really scary but I'm struggling with this one haha

If Jurassic park was scary (which it was for her) how would Godzilla compare?

[Haighermeister]

She's scared of something that stopped existing millions of years ago?

[NoVetec]

Mobsta said:

If Jurassic park was scary (which it was for her) how would Godzilla compare?

On the scale of incontinence,

Jurassic Park - A medium poo.

Godzilla - A little wee.

[samdale]

Haighermeister said:

She's scared of something that stopped existing millions of years ago?

A vast amount of "scary" films are about things that don't exist at all...

[Mobsta]

Haighermeister said:

She's scared of something that stopped existing millions of years ago?

Precisely this. It's great...

NoVetec said:

Mobsta said:

If Jurassic park was scary (which it was for her) how would Godzilla compare?

On the scale of incontinence,

Jurassic Park - A medium poo.

Godzilla - A little wee.

Is there anything which bears slight resemblance to dino fear, which might equate to a medium poo or slight plop from a drop, even if the creature is more alien than dinosaur. Speaking of aliens, I'm guessing it's the size of dinosaurs which scare her. Not sure what to get tbh!

[Mobsta]

NoVetec said:

Ice Age.

[NoVetec]

Mobsta said:

s there anything which bears slight resemblance to dino fear, which might equate to a medium poo or slight plop from a drop, even if the creature is more alien than dinosaur. Speaking of aliens, I'm guessing it's the size of dinosaurs which scare her. Not sure what to get tbh!

A good question, perhaps it's the fear of the unknown, and the fact humans are the hunted.

[hesnotthemessiah]

What about King Kong? The Jack Black one, plenty of dinosaurs on the island and people getting eaten by ginormous slug type creatures and very scary natives to boot!

[ninja-lewis]

Traumatising.

[Mobsta]

hesnotthemessiah said:

What about King Kong? The Jack Black one, plenty of dinosaurs on the island and people getting eaten by ginormous slug type creatures and very scary natives to boot!

Excellent suggestion considering... But seen it.

[supertouring]

ninja-lewis said:

Traumatising.

Its not the dinosaur, it is the kids that are scary in that one!

[Life Saab Itch]

Mobsta said:

GF hates dinosaur films, they scare her. So what film might I surprise her with - I'm not aware of much other than the JP films. Cloverfield type flicks might count, we enjoyed that together. Any suggestions? Not that JP was scary, but... The scarier the better. Anything to put a bit of mustard up her bum when we sit down to watch it ?

Colman's english.

[Negative Creep]

Actually, it is strange that no one has, to the best of my knowledge, actually made a full on horror film about dinosaurs. I don't mean a 12a flick with a bit of blood, I mean something along the lines of Alien of The Descent

[Eric Mc]

How about a film of the comic strip "Flesh"? Pre-dates Jurrasic Park by almost 20 years.