What Hollywood Teaches Us
Discussion
Max_Torque said:
you CANNOT hurt any animals whatsoever !
(it is competely fine to show in graphic detail, say, a large number of competely innocent people dying in grusome and excruciating pain (like being slowly sliced to pieces by the villan using a fishslice), BUT if there is any slightest possibility that an animal could have been hurt the editor must immediately put in a little clip of said animal making a marvelous and timely escape from said danger without a scratch..............)
Plenty get hurt or die. K9, Turner and Hooch. Old Yellow, Marley and me to name a few. (it is competely fine to show in graphic detail, say, a large number of competely innocent people dying in grusome and excruciating pain (like being slowly sliced to pieces by the villan using a fishslice), BUT if there is any slightest possibility that an animal could have been hurt the editor must immediately put in a little clip of said animal making a marvelous and timely escape from said danger without a scratch..............)
True that many films you'll hear a barking dog, then a yelp, squeal and a min later the 'body' of the dead animal it's not often you'll see the animal being killed....which is fine by me!
bexVN said:
True that many films you'll hear a barking dog, then a yelp, squeal and a min later the 'body' of the dead animal it's not often you'll see the animal being killed....which is fine by me!
Its probably quite difficult to get a dog to act being shot. Playing dead easy, reacting to a "shot" less so.
bexVN said:
Max_Torque said:
you CANNOT hurt any animals whatsoever !
(it is competely fine to show in graphic detail, say, a large number of competely innocent people dying in grusome and excruciating pain (like being slowly sliced to pieces by the villan using a fishslice), BUT if there is any slightest possibility that an animal could have been hurt the editor must immediately put in a little clip of said animal making a marvelous and timely escape from said danger without a scratch..............)
Plenty get hurt or die. K9, Turner and Hooch. Old Yellow, Marley and me to name a few. (it is competely fine to show in graphic detail, say, a large number of competely innocent people dying in grusome and excruciating pain (like being slowly sliced to pieces by the villan using a fishslice), BUT if there is any slightest possibility that an animal could have been hurt the editor must immediately put in a little clip of said animal making a marvelous and timely escape from said danger without a scratch..............)
True that many films you'll hear a barking dog, then a yelp, squeal and a min later the 'body' of the dead animal it's not often you'll see the animal being killed....which is fine by me!
Castrol Craig said:
No matter what film, Tom Cruise will rise up the ladder in his chosen field of expertise/sport, lose his way/get injured, find the love of a good woman then make an amzing recovery.
also in hollywood, he's 6 foot tall, is a well rounded human being and is hetrosexualClintonB said:
Absolutely anyone can handle a Magnum (or even some form of automatic weapon) like it's a water pistol. No matter how young, old, tiny or skinny, they can be fired one handed without any form of kickback whatsoever.
No one ever needs to disengage the safety catch on a gun, or cock it for that matter. On the getting people's drinks thing, you can just ask for a beer in bars/clubs. The barstaff automatically know the brand and size you require.
All alien races speak American
Every life experience teaches you a moral tale.
You have to slay some demon to get on in life.
People in red jumpers on spaceships are expendable.
If a soldier has a girl or a "dream cottage with a white picket fence" back home he is about to die.
You can stop any terrorist threat to the USA in exactly 24 hours, without using the toilet, and your country will still abandon you.
European and Japanese cars are s
t.
No-one runs Windows.
Cool people use Apple Macs.
Every life experience teaches you a moral tale.
You have to slay some demon to get on in life.
People in red jumpers on spaceships are expendable.
If a soldier has a girl or a "dream cottage with a white picket fence" back home he is about to die.
You can stop any terrorist threat to the USA in exactly 24 hours, without using the toilet, and your country will still abandon you.
European and Japanese cars are s
t.No-one runs Windows.
Cool people use Apple Macs.
Edited by DeadMeat_UK on Monday 1st August 17:04
Johnnytheboy said:
ClintonB said:
Absolutely anyone can handle a Magnum (or even some form of automatic weapon) like it's a water pistol. No matter how young, old, tiny or skinny, they can be fired one handed without any form of kickback whatsoever.
No one ever needs to disengage the safety catch on a gun, or cock it for that matter.Also, if you're a lowly goon then make sure to stand about a metre away from the hero, making sure he can easily reach out and grab it
Jets have brakes which work in mid air so the enemy "will fly right by"
Bullets/Guns/Ammo don't cost anything and can easily be thrown away
When someone falls off a tall building their body lays intact on the floor with just a little bit of blood coming out.
If you're a baddie you can be knocked out by one punch. If you're the hero you can take a real beating but not have any bruises
A family Peugeot is as fast as an Audi S8
You can build a secret lair which would rival the size of Canary Wharf, but nobody knows how it got built or saw it happen. They're quick these hollywood builders!
Bullets/Guns/Ammo don't cost anything and can easily be thrown away
When someone falls off a tall building their body lays intact on the floor with just a little bit of blood coming out.
If you're a baddie you can be knocked out by one punch. If you're the hero you can take a real beating but not have any bruises
A family Peugeot is as fast as an Audi S8
You can build a secret lair which would rival the size of Canary Wharf, but nobody knows how it got built or saw it happen. They're quick these hollywood builders!
If you get into a fist fight with someone, he punches you then waits for you to compose yourself so you can punch him back. You then wait for him and he lamps you. This continues until the bird you want to shag, who's never held a gun in her life and hates the things, shoots him in the back and stays motionless in that same shooting position until you prise the gun from her fingers. She then collapses, weeping, into your arms.
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