The Simpsons favourite bits thread

[Marf]

Hey McBain, your shoe's untied

[QuackHandle]

Very nice Homer...

[Jw Vw]

Marf said:

Hey McBain, your shoe's untied

[nelly1]

QuackHandle said:

Very nice Homer...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQbF1mxYEVY&fea...

[Marf]

Coming Eudora!

[Lordsmut]

Marf said:

Hey McBain, your shoe's untied

On closer inspection, these are loafers

[Negative Creep]

Marge: So Bart are you ready for your history test today?
Bart: Sure am Mum, ask me anything
Marge: Ok, who was George Washington Carver
Bart: Erm........the guy who chopped up George Washington?
Homer: Really? Wow..........


After Bart is caught shoplifting:
Home: Stealing! How could you!? Don't you listen to that guy who gives those speeches in church, Captain Whatshisname? And why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies - for fun? Well I didn't hear anyone else laughing, did you!?

[QuackHandle]

Don Brodka: Hey, kid; one more thing. If you ever set foot in this store again, you'll be spending Christmas in juvenile hall. Capisce? Well, do you understand?

Bart: Everything except "capisce".

[QuackHandle]

Hooray!

[marcosgt]

Hard to remember one stand out from all the episodes I've seen, but that bit in the movie, where Bart skateboards naked and objects obscure his genitalia and then briefly everything but, always makes me laugh for some reason.

M.

[Negative Creep]

Wiggum: Well I'd love to help you ma'am, but there's no law against mailing threatening letters

[BrabusMog]

C'mon Flanders, he's not that bad.

[Marf]

Canyoner-ooooooo!

[OlberJ]

F-Series

[wst]

"We've tried nothing and we're all outta ideas!"

[HereBeMonsters]

Every time I see an oversize SUV type thing, I do sing "Canyonero" in my head...

[SteveScooby]

http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&am...

[Marf]

HereBeMonsters said:

Every time I see an oversize SUV type thing, I do sing "Canyonero" in my head...

12 Yards long, two lanes wide...

[nelly1]

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!

Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!
[Krusty:] Hey Hey

The Federal Highway comission has ruled the
Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.

Canyonero!

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)

She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!

Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)

Drive Canyonero!

Woah Canyonero!

Woah!

[Snowman23]

I too think 'Canyonero' whenever I see a Q7 or suchlike