The Simpsons favourite bits thread

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Steamer

13,857 posts

213 months

Friday 28th July 2017
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E65Ross said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
Chief Wiggum sitting in his cop car eating a donut. Announcement comes over police radio.

"Be on the lookout for a maroon 1931 Stutz Bear Cat, a maroon 1931 Stutz Bear Cat."

Said Stutz Bear Cat drives past 2 seconds later. Wiggum looks at car, looks at donut and says "That one was more a magenta."
Burgundy, in fact. Absolute classic that bit though! Gotta love Wiggum!
Speaking of the Wiggums..

Everything Ralf says is golden... as summed up quite nicely by the BloodHound Gang in song format:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGu4nhviVoc

"Chicken Necks?.."

"Chocolate Microscopes"

"Go Banana!"

"Supernintendo Charmers"

"I'm a pop sensation"


Edited by Steamer on Friday 28th July 11:39

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

100 months

Friday 28th July 2017
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"Homer, I've got someone here who thinks he can help you!"

"Is it Batman?"

"No, its a scientist"

"Batman was a scientist"

"ITS NOT BATMAN!"

Jonesy23

4,650 posts

136 months

Friday 28th July 2017
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"Smithers, I don't believe in suicide, but... if you'd like to try it, it might cheer me up to watch."


Steamer

13,857 posts

213 months

Friday 28th July 2017
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Jonesy23 said:
"Smithers, I don't believe in suicide, but... if you'd like to try it, it might cheer me up to watch."
thats a bit dark for the Simpsons! - more like a Family Guy line

turbomoped

4,180 posts

83 months

Friday 28th July 2017
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"Did you get the job?" "Nah, they wanted someone good."

EarlOfHazard

3,603 posts

158 months

Friday 28th July 2017
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I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!

Lance Catamaran

24,980 posts

227 months

Friday 28th July 2017
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Steamer said:
Jonesy23 said:
"Smithers, I don't believe in suicide, but... if you'd like to try it, it might cheer me up to watch."
thats a bit dark for the Simpsons! - more like a Family Guy line
Probably from one of the later seasons - as it declined in quality The Simpsons definitely developed a bit of a mean and spiteful streak.

Jonesy23

4,650 posts

136 months

Friday 28th July 2017
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Actually it's from the credits of the film, they obviously went through their book of banned gags when they made that.

I like the joke mainly because they went to an extreme with it and it did sum up the Burns/Smithers relationship.

Some of the later episodes do have some really properly funny material in them, it's just hard to remember because they aren't on very often.

mrtwisty

3,057 posts

165 months

Saturday 29th July 2017
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Well at least we'll die doing what we love - inhaling molten rock...

TwigtheWonderkid

43,370 posts

150 months

Saturday 29th July 2017
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Episode on last night, a very young Bart is being taught to read and write, and he has the Itchy and Scratchy learn to read book. The title of the book is "They read, they write, they read they write they read"

My fave ever Itchy & Scratchy show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P71G5hpdjq4



Edited by TwigtheWonderkid on Saturday 29th July 16:40


Edited by TwigtheWonderkid on Saturday 29th July 16:41

Mr Gearchange

5,892 posts

206 months

Sunday 30th July 2017
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You call yourself the king of the jungle.




Teppic

7,354 posts

257 months

Tuesday 1st August 2017
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SILENT ALARM ACTIVATED!!!

generationx

6,747 posts

105 months

Tuesday 1st August 2017
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"How many gazebos do you she-males need?"

BrabusMog

20,155 posts

186 months

Tuesday 1st August 2017
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Mr Gearchange said:
You call yourself the king of the jungle.



laugh

Along with about 50 others, one of my favourite ever scenes!

"There's our sister sister ship, the Athena. It went down with 88 souls just last week."

E65Ross

35,080 posts

212 months

Wednesday 2nd August 2017
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
Episode on last night, a very young Bart is being taught to read and write, and he has the Itchy and Scratchy learn to read book. The title of the book is "They read, they write, they read they write they read"

My fave ever Itchy & Scratchy show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P71G5hpdjq4



Edited by TwigtheWonderkid on Saturday 29th July 16:40


Edited by TwigtheWonderkid on Saturday 29th July 16:41
hehe

ChemicalChaos

10,393 posts

160 months

Sunday 13th August 2017
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Homer to God: You just made yourself a powerful enemy!
.....
Sideshow Bob: Rakes, my mortal enemy
Bart: I thought I was your mortal enemy?
Bob: I have a life outside of you, Bart

cologne2792

2,126 posts

126 months

Sunday 13th August 2017
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Lisa: " According to Junior Skeptic Magazine... "

Lance Catamaran

24,980 posts

227 months

Sunday 13th August 2017
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Homer playing blackjack

19
hit me
20
hit me
21
hit me
22
D'oh!

patmahe

5,751 posts

204 months

Sunday 13th August 2017
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Mastodon2 said:
Morningside said:
Another great one from this episode

[Homer's father, Abraham, arrives at his house wearing a diving suit]
Abraham Simpson: I'll save Homer! All I needs is four stout men to work the bellows!

Always gets a laugh out of me hehe
This place looks expensive, feel like I'm spending a fortune just standing here biggrin

Lance Catamaran

24,980 posts

227 months

Monday 14th August 2017
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I think that was one of the first uses of CGI in a tv show as well