The Worst Movie Of This...

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The Hypno-Toad

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12,304 posts

206 months

Thursday 25th August 2011
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.... or possibly any year.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF_7poMGpGc

This has to be some kind of joke? Please it just has to be? It can't be real, can it? I mean, is he doing it just to wind up the South Park boys? ("and he's about to find out.....") And Al Pacino? WTF?

I don't want to live on this planet anymore...getmecoat

UncleRic

937 posts

169 months

Thursday 25th August 2011
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It doesn't mention which actress is playing 'Jacks' sister. One thing is for sure though, she can't act!

mat13

1,977 posts

182 months

Thursday 25th August 2011
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That really does look truly awfull.

Shuvi Tupya

24,460 posts

248 months

Thursday 25th August 2011
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Wow, so bad he couldn't even get Rob Schneider to do his usual cameo...


The Hypno-Toad

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12,304 posts

206 months

Thursday 25th August 2011
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I would say go and check out the numerous parody videos that have already sprung up on youtube, which use footage from cinema based movies cut in (Nic Cage, Sam Neill, Barton Fink, The cast of The Blob.) but that would mean having to watch that....thing... again.

I need mind-bleach and lots of it.

sharpfocus

13,812 posts

192 months

Thursday 25th August 2011
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I watched Drive Angry the other day. I'm not sure this could be any worse.

The_Burg

4,846 posts

215 months

Thursday 25th August 2011
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Collapsing horse was worth a 'lol'

Brigand

2,544 posts

170 months

Friday 26th August 2011
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I wish Sandler would go away, his early movies were passable, but what he's been doing this past eight years or so just stinks of a one trick pony desperately trying to stay in the limelight.

He needs to realise he should have stopped his movie 'career' long, long ago...

(The same applies to Martin Lawrence, those bloody 'Big Momma's house' films are equally atrotious)

Ilikebeaver

2,979 posts

182 months

Friday 26th August 2011
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sharpfocus said:
I watched Drive Angry the other day. I'm not sure this could be any worse.
Drive angry is my favourite film of the year!

clonmult

10,529 posts

210 months

Friday 26th August 2011
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Ilikebeaver said:
sharpfocus said:
I watched Drive Angry the other day. I'm not sure this could be any worse.
Drive angry is my favourite film of the year!
+ 0.5 ..... I enjoyed drive angry. It had cars in it, gratuitous stupid violence, whats not to like?

chrisispringles

893 posts

166 months

Friday 26th August 2011
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That looks pretty crap, but isn't even close to the showers of excrement that were 'Sharktopus' and 'Dinocroc vs. Supergator'. I can thoroughly recommend not watching them, they are awful.

ETA:

Dinocroc Vs. Supergator

Sharktopus

Edited by chrisispringles on Friday 26th August 08:56

UncleRic

937 posts

169 months

Friday 26th August 2011
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clonmult

10,529 posts

210 months

Friday 26th August 2011
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chrisispringles said:
Dinocroc Vs. Supergator

Sharktopus

Edited by chrisispringles on Friday 26th August 08:56
Dinocroc vs supergator looks hilariously bad! "Alligator and crocodile are mortal enemies"

I'm wanting to watch Mega Python vs Gatoroid purely for Debbie Gibson and Tiffany. Neither can act, but both are looking pretty good.

The Hypno-Toad

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12,304 posts

206 months

Friday 26th August 2011
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chrisispringles said:
That looks pretty crap, but isn't even close to the showers of excrement that were 'Sharktopus' and 'Dinocroc vs. Supergator'. I can thoroughly recommend not watching them, they are awful.


Dinocroc Vs. Supergator

Sharktopus
Ah yes but they are designed to be st and won't clutter up anyones multiplex. Just think about how many first dates that piece of Sandler eye-rot will ruin? How many possible relationships will that 'film' destroy? ("Well if that's his taste in film, he's got no chance.)

sharpfocus

13,812 posts

192 months

Friday 26th August 2011
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The Hypno-Toad said:
Just think about how many first dates that piece of Sandler eye-rot will ruin? How many possible relationships will that 'film' destroy? ("Well if that's his taste in film, he's got no chance.)
Perhaps you should give Amnesty International a heads up. hehe

Frankeh

12,558 posts

186 months

Friday 26th August 2011
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Why, Adam Sandler? Why?

Nom de ploom

4,890 posts

175 months

Friday 26th August 2011
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clonmult said:
chrisispringles said:
Dinocroc Vs. Supergator

Sharktopus

Edited by chrisispringles on Friday 26th August 08:56
Dinocroc vs supergator looks hilariously bad! "Alligator and crocodile are mortal enemies"

I'm wanting to watch Mega Python vs Gatoroid purely for Debbie Gibson and Tiffany. Neither can act, but both are looking pretty good.
both looking pretty good? are you serious???

both have had serious amounts of work done - not all in teh right places either by the looks of things...

I saw one of those the other day where they had a bh fight at a party - it was NOT pretty....

20 years I would. both. not now.

Carl_Spackler

2,651 posts

189 months

Friday 26th August 2011
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Brigand said:
I wish Sandler would go away, his early movies were passable, but what he's been doing this past eight years or so just stinks of a one trick pony desperately trying to stay in the limelight.

He needs to realise he should have stopped his movie 'career' long, long ago...

(The same applies to Martin Lawrence, those bloody 'Big Momma's house' films are equally atrotious)
[Trainspotting]
Sick Boy: It's certainly a phenomenon in all walks of life.
Renton: What do you mean?
Sick Boy: Well, at one time, you've got it, and then you lose it, and it's gone forever. All walks of life: George Best, for example. Had it, lost it. Or David Bowie, or Lou Reed.
Renton: Lou Reed, some of his solo stuff's not bad.
Sick Boy: No, it's not bad, but it's not great either. And in your heart you kind of know that although it sounds all right, it's actually just ste.
Renton: So who else?
Sick Boy: Charlie Nicholas, David Niven, Malcolm McLaren, Elvis Presley...
Renton: OK, OK, so what's the point you're trying to make?
Sick Boy: All I'm trying to do, Mark, is help you understand that The Name of the Rose is merely a blip on an otherwise uninterrupted downward trajectory.
Renton: What about The Untouchables?
Sick Boy: I don't rate that at all.
Renton: Despite the Academy Award?
Sick Boy: That means fk all. It's a sympathy vote.
Renton: Right. So we all get old and then we can't hack it anymore. Is that it?
Sick Boy: Yeah.
Renton: That's your theory?
Sick Boy: Yeah. Beautifully fking illustrated. [affects a Sean Connery accent] Do you see the beast? Have you got it in your sights?
[/Trainspotting]

clonmult

10,529 posts

210 months

Friday 26th August 2011
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Nom de ploom said:
both looking pretty good? are you serious???

both have had serious amounts of work done - not all in teh right places either by the looks of things...

I saw one of those the other day where they had a bh fight at a party - it was NOT pretty....

20 years I would. both. not now.
Don't think either Tiffany or DG appeared to have had any (obvious) cosmetic work judging from their playboy shoots, not that it matters, they both look good to me.

Brigand

2,544 posts

170 months

Friday 26th August 2011
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Carl_Spackler said:
[Trainspotting]
Sick Boy: It's certainly a phenomenon in all walks of life.
Renton: What do you mean?.......[/Trainspotting]
Very good, made me smirk remembering that film! biggrin