The Sarah Jessica Parker phenomenen

The Sarah Jessica Parker phenomenen

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singlecoil

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33,817 posts

247 months

Tuesday 13th September 2011
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Can someone explain to me how the clock-stopping, 'pass me the bucket' freak is able to get roles in films? Apparently the 46 year old is starring in a new film as a struggling mother, with proper actors such as Pierce Prosnan and Greg Kinnear.



This picture is 2 years old, the situation is even worse now.

chris watton

22,477 posts

261 months

Tuesday 13th September 2011
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I have no idea - I have always found her to be ultra vainglorious and have never once seen the appeal, personally.

stephen300o

15,464 posts

229 months

Tuesday 13th September 2011
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She always comes across as a very nice lady in the interviews I have seen.

ChiChoAndy

73,668 posts

256 months

Tuesday 13th September 2011
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I don't get why she is considered a hottie. I'm no oil painting, but she really isn't top of that tree.

Agoogy

7,274 posts

249 months

Tuesday 13th September 2011
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Imagine it without slap?!

and she has a claw!

hornetrider

63,161 posts

206 months

Tuesday 13th September 2011
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Grim. Wiry, drawn, grim.

rsv gone!

11,288 posts

242 months

Tuesday 13th September 2011
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singlecoil said:
Why the long face?

KrazyIvan

4,341 posts

176 months

Tuesday 13th September 2011
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She looks like a foot. But by all accounts is a nice person in real life. What suprise me more is the number of women who are under the impression men find her attractive and are shocked when you point out no bloke with eyes does.

Turbodiesel1690

1,957 posts

171 months

Tuesday 13th September 2011
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I thought she was reasonably cute in Striking Distance with Bruce Willis, agree its all gone Pete Tong now though

Stu R

21,410 posts

216 months

Tuesday 13th September 2011
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ChiChoAndy said:
I don't get why she is considered a hottie. I'm no oil painting, but she really isn't top of that tree.
Beggars belief. It's like someone stretched a scrotum over a horse's skeleton, put a wig and some lipstick on it and taught it to walk upright.

and as for Sarah Jessica Parker... wink

Alex

9,975 posts

285 months

Tuesday 13th September 2011
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She was cute in Flight of the Navigator. Has turned into a horse since.

road_rager

1,091 posts

200 months

Tuesday 13th September 2011
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I quite fancy her getmecoat

DeadMeat_UK

3,058 posts

283 months

Tuesday 13th September 2011
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Are you saying that because she's not your type, and you've never met her to find out if you like her personality that she's a bit of a st actress ?

Or that only pretty 21 year olds should get to represent The World According To Hollywood. Surely we've had enough of that???


bimsb6

8,050 posts

222 months

Tuesday 13th September 2011
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road_rager said:
I quite fancy her getmecoat
sicko

Gargamel

15,023 posts

262 months

Tuesday 13th September 2011
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Rude-boy

22,227 posts

234 months

Tuesday 13th September 2011
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KrazyIvan said:
What suprise me more is the number of women who are under the impression men find her attractive and are shocked when you point out no bloke with eyes does.
I agree. Can't say I find her repulsive, but far from the first of the SitC girls I would want to bump uglies with!

ChiChoAndy

73,668 posts

256 months

Tuesday 13th September 2011
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fkong he'll toner, could you get a longer URL? My webpage is wider than the bloody Atlantic! hehe

gog440

9,247 posts

191 months

Tuesday 13th September 2011
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She was in LA story with steve martin years ago and was pretty sexy then, but the years havent been kind to her, that lovelly description of a scrotum stretched over a horses skeleton is spot on!

Happy82

15,077 posts

170 months

Tuesday 13th September 2011
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She looked good in Hocus Pocus, but she seems to be withering away to the size of a footballer frown

Stu R

21,410 posts

216 months

Tuesday 13th September 2011
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anonymous said:
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I'd never laughed while vomiting before today. So, err, thanks!